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Jonathan Harris

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social
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Writer and producer for The Internet's "Some More News" and "Even More News."

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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 13m
Over/Under on number of hours before DHS puts out a macho statement that this isn’t true?
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 2h
The most sensible statement by a 52-year-old-Republican-cop-median-voter of all time. via apnews.com/article/trum...
Sanchez, a Republican who voted for Trump, blames him, at least in part.

“I think he has a lot to do with it. This war in Iran, the tariffs that he’s placing on other countries, obviously are affecting us. Those two things are things he’s been directly involved in that directly affect the economy,” he said. “I think with Biden, a lot of the stuff was outside of his control. It was all the COVID and how that affected everything else. I don’t think that there was much that he could have done.”

He had high hopes for Trump’s return. Now, things seem worse than under Biden.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 4h
Remains an underreported story somehow that the president is out of his goddamn mind.
Do you trust Sam Altman?

I like him. Do I trust him? Who do I trust? I like Sam Altman. Smart. Dario's smart. They're all smart. We're dealing with a very high level of IQ. Very very high level. That's a good thing. I like that. I like it. Did you see the story about my uncle?

The one who taught at MIT?

I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest. I'm fine, and I understand that stuff. You know, my uncle was at MIT for 41 years, and you know, I'm a—I believe in genetics, frankly, and I understand. I understand it much more than I think any president would, because I do have an ability on this. I have an ability on those things that were the new frontiers. 

What I've done is I've created, for instance, these massive plants have no—We have no electricity in our grid. These massive plants now are allowed to make their own electric—
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17h
"The things the evil villains do in our movie are actually good and fun and I like them."
"You can watch a blue-haired lesbian have her head nearly chopped off. You can watch a liberal homosexual be kicked off of a roof by a jihadi. You can watch Jonathan Majors."

@michaeljknowles's sales pitch for Run Hide Fight: Infidels 😂😂😂
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will be the first time I've been able to watch a movie at home in its entirety in one sitting in several years, so I'm very excited. Now to look up for the first time the name and producers of the film in question––
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I prefer they use CBP funds to air pointless pro-Trump ads than what they usually use that money for, but still… highly illegal/corrupt/sigh/sorrysiryoucantdothat/etc.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Opinion by M. Gessen in the New York Times: "There Is A Word So Powerful It Need Be Spoken Only Once"Tim Robinson saying "TABLES!"
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing about this gutter racism is the ongoing dropping of the facade that this was ever about anything other than gutter racism – their "fundamental preference" for having fewer non-white people around.
Jonathan Keeperman on X: This week, @christopherrufo tackle the Indian Question.

Among other things, this episode cuts to the heart of longstanding foundational political disputes that are simply unreconcilable, but which can longer be brushed aside. Namely that some people (perhaps most people) prefer to live in a homogenous society, and as America tips toward a majority-minority country, that fundamental preference is under threat.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He literally means "fake" instead of "not accurate," but funny that the biggest fear right now is that he might be right! The GOP might be freaking out about Iowa over nothing and Trump's Everything Always Works Out (For Trump) might win again.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Democrats are the only party that ever even attempt to govern, so of course when things go wrong it’s all their fault!
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When did this Two-Sentence Teaser Headline structure become the standard? It's EVERYWHERE now. The headlines on the articles themselves are still often normal headlines. Is A.I. writing these?
Headlines from just one screenshot on The New York Times website:
-"This Agency Was Investigating A Cotton Trader. Then Trump Took Over."
-"This Screw Is Needed for Missiles and Planes. Buying One Can Take Years."
-"I Once Celebrated Marriage. Things Have Changed."
-"The Super El Nino is About to Unleash Weather Chaos. Get Ready Now."
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If your boss asked you what you’d been up to all year, and you sent them a graphic about how you’ve made more than 100 phone calls, you’d get fired, right?
Kash Patel tweet: “This is what happens when you pick up the phone.”

And then there’s a graphic under it bragging that Kash Patel has made 101 phone calls as FBI director
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's not Unlisted but they are definitely suppressing this in the YouTube algorithm. Especially with their new counting system, 31k views in a day is remarkably low. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTf...
youtube.com
MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s the obvious, of course, but do these guys ever try explaining what the fraud is? Like… what are the people who are paying for health insurance but not using it stealing supposedly?
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s “What Is Going On,” which we essentially know but they won’t admit, there’s “What Trump Says Is Going On,” which is total gibberish, and then there’s “What Trump Really Thinks Is Going On,” which is unknown by anyone and likely a form of Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The movie “Yesterday” except I’m the only one who remembers Danny Go! songs and I change the lyrics a bit and get a bunch of 8.4s on Pitchfork.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On top of being end-of-days A.I. slop, this ad promotes Kalshi as The Place To Do Insider Trading. via x.com/brianjpempus...
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026
Jackson: "The harm caused by burdening or disenfranchising even a few lawful voters outweighs the nonexistent harm that the Government experiences when it is prevented from taking an action that it likely lacks the authority to take."
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"You Wouldn't ___ A ___" meme saying "You Wouldn't Bring An Iced Coffee To A Job Interview"
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You guys are just inventing names to make me mad at this point.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A huge part of Republican politics is the inability to understand that an adult's perspective is (and must be) different than that of a child.
"Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources:
It feels like the summers are hotter and the winters are colder. And the cities have grown so much. When I was a kid, San Antonio to Houston seemed so far away. Now you’re at the edge of one and into the other within about two hours."
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Hey Mark, everyone’s still kind of mocking you for that metaverse stuff that ruined your trillion-dollar company. We need to bounce back with a revolutionary product that’s going to WOW people. What do you got?”
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sure Karen Bass regrets doing all that cheating to shut out Spencer Pratt, the guy everyone hates whom she would have beaten by 35 points.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like how the people in charge of health insurance have somehow been doctors for decades but seem to have only just heard of the concept of health insurance and have no idea how it works.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This has to do with how it gets placed on tons of streaming playlists, right? Like, I'll admit I don't listen to pop or country radio, but huge songs I will have at least heard frequently out in the wild. I didn't seek out "Espresso," but it was everywhere that summer. What am I missing?
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know he’s in his late 60s but I still think I’d give Vincent D’Onofrio this role in the movie.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Classy of Democrats to only be +40 on HE FUCKING DIES.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can’t wait to pay an extra $80 per seat for a human air traffic controller to make sure my plane isn’t directed straight into a Jiffy Lube. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/u...
nytimes.com
F.A.A. to Roll Out New A.I. Tool for Washington Airports
The tool, called SMART, will crunch scheduling and weather data to predict and avoid delays. It will be deployed in the Washington region’s three major airports next week.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty embarrassing for the guy who was the A.I. czar up until a few months ago that Trump is now pretending to have just come up with the idea.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In all of the "A.I. will kill us all" scenarios, by far the most likely and least discussed is "A.I. ignorantly tells us to kill everyone, and we do."
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It only took about two years and a 25% rise in beef prices to turn these guys into actual Soy Boys.
Bill Mitchell: "With regards to beef prices, have you ever tried a veggie burger? 

They're actually really good. A little lettuce, tomato, pickles, a portobello mushroom, slice of Swiss cheese. Excellent."
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First Shark v. Electrocution since June 2025! Like hearing Dylan pull out Mr. Tambourine Man.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Either President Trump was right or his advisers were wrong.”
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I met with the head of a lab yesterday who has this belief that..." oh, ok. Thanks, Mr. Yang. So I can continue to ignore you.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently the main takeaway of the four-hour Musk documentary is stuff that Ashley St. Clair posted on TikTok and talked about with Hasan months ago. One bonus of being hyperonline, I guess.
Matt Rivera talking about Alex Gibney's "Musk," and highlighting as a main takeaway Ashley St. Clair's claims about Musk knowing early that Trump would win and talking about his "anomaly in the matrix."
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"They call it the biggest wooder hurricane. It was all wooder."
Kate Winslet in Mare of Easttown
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How will El-Sayed explain his connection to this controversial streamer?
politico.com
Kamala Harris to join Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan next week
Harris will join the Senate nominee in Michigan for a roundtable on Black maternal health.
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
RIP
youtu.be
RIP Mitch McConnell
YouTube video by Some More News
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans being -4 on Trump's Free Money is impressive. Even the fans know he's kind of a bribing liar who's promised made-up money before.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huh, nothing from the Political Math guy about out-of-control censorship, weird.
rollingstone.com
Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After Onstage 'Free Palestine' Statements
Macklemore is being dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour after several venues allegedly said they would not allow a concert with the rapper to take place.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play

I’m going to kill myself

Nice we won
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’s most embarrassing about this Eagles offensive performance is how similar it looks to last season, despite the new coordinator and personnel — down to the negative runs and the play clock ticking down to one second every time.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Falcons QB is a Spinal Tap Drummer-ass job.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sure, it looks like heaven, but all these people are heading down, so this must be the long line to debate Charlie Kirk before you get into hell. (The two Ches will clearly devise an escape plan.)
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
<wiping away tear> You said it, man. You said it all.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t know why this stuff gets under my skin so much, but I hate it. An entire account that’s just an extended version of the “Something Picasso” joke from Titanic.
2001Live post from 9/10 about how Seth MacFarlane has an early flight on Sept. 112001Live post about how postpartum depression is a controversial issue because of Amanda Yates, and then it ends with “Okay I need to stop watching TV and go onto the street. New York is the city that never sleeps after all.”2001Live post about how Mr Peanut gets to “see the day through the eyeholes” of the character on NBC’s Today, as if that sentence would make any sense without knowledge of what happens on 9/11.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Would venture to say the vast majority of trans people in a position to vote for Talarico are still going to, people's actual issue here is that a lot of cis people view trans people's discontent, no matter how justified, as a buzzkill
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Capitalist: There’s a 10% chance that our capitalist incentives will destroy humanity in the next few years. Everyone: That seems bad. Capitalist: What are you, a goddamn communist?
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mercury:
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