Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 13mOver/Under on number of hours before DHS puts out a macho statement that this isn’t true? 2100
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 2hThe most sensible statement by a 52-year-old-Republican-cop-median-voter of all time. via apnews.com/article/trum... 2170
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 4hRemains an underreported story somehow that the president is out of his goddamn mind. 35711
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17h"The things the evil villains do in our movie are actually good and fun and I like them." 4765
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This will be the first time I've been able to watch a movie at home in its entirety in one sitting in several years, so I'm very excited. Now to look up for the first time the name and producers of the film in question–– 5632
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess I prefer they use CBP funds to air pointless pro-Trump ads than what they usually use that money for, but still… highly illegal/corrupt/sigh/sorrysiryoucantdothat/etc. 1325
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One thing about this gutter racism is the ongoing dropping of the facade that this was ever about anything other than gutter racism – their "fundamental preference" for having fewer non-white people around. 35510
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He literally means "fake" instead of "not accurate," but funny that the biggest fear right now is that he might be right! The GOP might be freaking out about Iowa over nothing and Trump's Everything Always Works Out (For Trump) might win again. 2260
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Democrats are the only party that ever even attempt to govern, so of course when things go wrong it’s all their fault! 2462
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When did this Two-Sentence Teaser Headline structure become the standard? It's EVERYWHERE now. The headlines on the articles themselves are still often normal headlines. Is A.I. writing these? 3190
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If your boss asked you what you’d been up to all year, and you sent them a graphic about how you’ve made more than 100 phone calls, you’d get fired, right? 12698
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's not Unlisted but they are definitely suppressing this in the YouTube algorithm. Especially with their new counting system, 31k views in a day is remarkably low. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTf...youtube.comMUSK | Official Trailer HDYouTube video by Elevation Pictures 16622
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There’s the obvious, of course, but do these guys ever try explaining what the fraud is? Like… what are the people who are paying for health insurance but not using it stealing supposedly? 4524
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There’s “What Is Going On,” which we essentially know but they won’t admit, there’s “What Trump Says Is Going On,” which is total gibberish, and then there’s “What Trump Really Thinks Is Going On,” which is unknown by anyone and likely a form of Purple Monkey Dishwasher. 1413
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The movie “Yesterday” except I’m the only one who remembers Danny Go! songs and I change the lyrics a bit and get a bunch of 8.4s on Pitchfork. 2300
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On top of being end-of-days A.I. slop, this ad promotes Kalshi as The Place To Do Insider Trading. via x.com/brianjpempus... 7341
Reposted by Jonathan HarrisDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026Jackson: "The harm caused by burdening or disenfranchising even a few lawful voters outweighs the nonexistent harm that the Government experiences when it is prevented from taking an action that it likely lacks the authority to take." 3582153
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You guys are just inventing names to make me mad at this point. 4856
Reposted by Jonathan HarrisDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people. 292001236
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A huge part of Republican politics is the inability to understand that an adult's perspective is (and must be) different than that of a child. 39410
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Hey Mark, everyone’s still kind of mocking you for that metaverse stuff that ruined your trillion-dollar company. We need to bounce back with a revolutionary product that’s going to WOW people. What do you got?” 2492
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm sure Karen Bass regrets doing all that cheating to shut out Spencer Pratt, the guy everyone hates whom she would have beaten by 35 points. 29412
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like how the people in charge of health insurance have somehow been doctors for decades but seem to have only just heard of the concept of health insurance and have no idea how it works. 18112
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This has to do with how it gets placed on tons of streaming playlists, right? Like, I'll admit I don't listen to pop or country radio, but huge songs I will have at least heard frequently out in the wild. I didn't seek out "Espresso," but it was everywhere that summer. What am I missing? 5320
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know he’s in his late 60s but I still think I’d give Vincent D’Onofrio this role in the movie. 4632
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Classy of Democrats to only be +40 on HE FUCKING DIES. 12625
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can’t wait to pay an extra $80 per seat for a human air traffic controller to make sure my plane isn’t directed straight into a Jiffy Lube. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/u...nytimes.comF.A.A. to Roll Out New A.I. Tool for Washington AirportsThe tool, called SMART, will crunch scheduling and weather data to predict and avoid delays. It will be deployed in the Washington region’s three major airports next week. 4456
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pretty embarrassing for the guy who was the A.I. czar up until a few months ago that Trump is now pretending to have just come up with the idea. 3260
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In all of the "A.I. will kill us all" scenarios, by far the most likely and least discussed is "A.I. ignorantly tells us to kill everyone, and we do." 07310
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It only took about two years and a 25% rise in beef prices to turn these guys into actual Soy Boys. 812720
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First Shark v. Electrocution since June 2025! Like hearing Dylan pull out Mr. Tambourine Man. 2556
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Either President Trump was right or his advisers were wrong.” 5530
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"I met with the head of a lab yesterday who has this belief that..." oh, ok. Thanks, Mr. Yang. So I can continue to ignore you. 0444
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Apparently the main takeaway of the four-hour Musk documentary is stuff that Ashley St. Clair posted on TikTok and talked about with Hasan months ago. One bonus of being hyperonline, I guess. 2537
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"They call it the biggest wooder hurricane. It was all wooder." 1320
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How will El-Sayed explain his connection to this controversial streamer?politico.comKamala Harris to join Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan next weekHarris will join the Senate nominee in Michigan for a roundtable on Black maternal health. 1620
Reposted by Jonathan HarrisSome More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026RIPyoutu.beRIP Mitch McConnellYouTube video by Some More News 511915
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Republicans being -4 on Trump's Free Money is impressive. Even the fans know he's kind of a bribing liar who's promised made-up money before. 2386
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Huh, nothing from the Political Math guy about out-of-control censorship, weird.rollingstone.comMacklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After Onstage 'Free Palestine' StatementsMacklemore is being dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour after several venues allegedly said they would not allow a concert with the rapper to take place. 1513
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What’s most embarrassing about this Eagles offensive performance is how similar it looks to last season, despite the new coordinator and personnel — down to the negative runs and the play clock ticking down to one second every time. 4250
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Falcons QB is a Spinal Tap Drummer-ass job. 0250
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sure, it looks like heaven, but all these people are heading down, so this must be the long line to debate Charlie Kirk before you get into hell. (The two Ches will clearly devise an escape plan.) 5601
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026<wiping away tear> You said it, man. You said it all. 1451
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t know why this stuff gets under my skin so much, but I hate it. An entire account that’s just an extended version of the “Something Picasso” joke from Titanic. 1210
Reposted by Jonathan HarrisKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Would venture to say the vast majority of trans people in a position to vote for Talarico are still going to, people's actual issue here is that a lot of cis people view trans people's discontent, no matter how justified, as a buzzkill 217126
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Capitalist: There’s a 10% chance that our capitalist incentives will destroy humanity in the next few years. Everyone: That seems bad. Capitalist: What are you, a goddamn communist? 38610