Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 7hNgl, "Artificial General Intelligence" is a big claim for someone who only managed to generate legs for his avatar four years ago.static.klipy.comGucciberg Drinks WaterALT: Gucciberg Drinks Water 111
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 7h"Today we're announcing SDI - Super-Duper Intelligence" 031
Reposted by Mayfair CynicNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 9hThank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 222278347
Reposted by Mayfair CynicCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 11hI was wrong. It’s happening 211723216
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 9hBuy your Christmas cards from RNLI and send them to Reform's Freepost address? That sounds like a terrible idea that I don't recommend at all. 032
Reposted by Mayfair CynicDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 14hThey're 100% gonna shut this down within a week 1129972
Reposted by Mayfair CynicAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14ha nice moment outside the White House today between Natalie and Donald #GrowlAtNatalie (REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst) 4141663307
Reposted by Mayfair CynicAndrew Fisher @fisherandrew79.bsky.social · 16hSo I think it's the "smoothed" triple clock that @resolutionfoundation.org sets out here: 083
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 16hKeep the triple-lock, but tax pensioners more (including National Insurance) 130
Reposted by Mayfair CynicRob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 16h“I will tell you things no leader has been brave enough to say before…” “Thatcher was bad, 1945 govt was good, Tories are bad.” (*wild applause*) 615924
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 17hstatic.klipy.comStan Twitter MonkeyALT: Stan Twitter Monkey 000
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 17h"My Grandma once walked three miles" But enough about #Parkrun 010
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 17h"Hello, central casting? I'd like a fiercely confident and slightly disdainful barrister. No, that's too fiercely confident and slightly disdainful" 140
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 18hI'm thinking of getting a job as a West-Country cidermaker. I've already sent in my appley-cation. 110
Reposted by Mayfair CynicJack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19hTo be frank it's a great chance for some new topical horse names. Fairford Dogging on the inside, Fairford Dogging followed by Red Diesel Smuggler and Marco Rubio's Nixed Press Conference. Irate Farmer gaining ground closely behind Flytipping Polycule. 37015
Reposted by Mayfair CynicJames Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 21hOkay, this one I support *if* they include the M5 6242
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 21hWhen do we start complaining that wind turbines are slowing the rotation of the earth and therefore...? 100
Reposted by Mayfair CynicAndrás Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 22hI'm pitching this immediately 210525
Reposted by Mayfair CynicSkybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 23hNext time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large 416343
Reposted by Mayfair Cynichammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out 733488738
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"OpenAI tried to get data from a public website designed to provide data" 1276
Reposted by Mayfair CynicBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that 105112701927
Reposted by Mayfair Cynicjesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026right on time, folksnewsweek.comMigrant caravan from Honduras heads toward US borderA migrant caravan has grown to more than 600 people as it travels north through Mexico toward the U.S. border. 2286
Reposted by Mayfair CynicJosiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Home Sec has announced new capped safe and legal routes for refugees, including community and university sponsorship, and the reopening of the UN resettlement route, with Afghan women and girls and Palestinians from Gaza among the first arrivals, she says 1314
Reposted by Mayfair Cynictweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 28/09/2026the thing about Jensen Huang is that he will never ever ever not fundamentally be a guy who runs a graphics card company. Like sure yeah whatever scientific computing AI ok ok he learned everything he needs to know selling VGA cards with badly photoshopped box art at E3 in 1996 1031541
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I was just going for a scenic jaunt in the country with some chums when darkness fell as I had misjudged the time of sunset on a late September evening. In the darkness we took a wrong turning..." 020
Reposted by Mayfair CynicCrime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026I am a barrister who once spent time seconded to the CPS serious crimes unit making charging decisions. Today, you can pretend to be one too and work through the decision-making framework in a very serious case. The police have multiple suspects in custody and the phone just rang. 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 📱 👮♀️ 🚨 515869
Reposted by Mayfair CynicBlackavar @officer-blackavar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Clearly trying to steal the fuel out of B1-B bomber to put in their 37mpg diesel Range Rover Evoque. 1184
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just catching up with the news and apparently OpenAI hacked RAF Fairford? 010
Reposted by Mayfair Cynic@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.' 10675108
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Did they serve alcoholic drinks at this party? 010
Reposted by Mayfair CynicDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Alex Horne: "So, RAF Fairford, balacalavas, should have been an absolute doddle." Greg Davies: "Obviously". Alex Horne: "Let's see how Jimmy did, shall we?" Jimmy Carr: Face in hands 15510
Reposted by Mayfair CynicOliver Bullough @oliverbullough.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'd love to hear a British official having to explain dogging to a US securocrat. bsky.app/profile/yeom... 2321
Reposted by Mayfair Cynichorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i know my preferred angle if they were dogging i will have to call in sick tomorrow with hysterics 6946
Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I went for a paintballing weekend in the country with a few mates but we got arrested and my van got blown up by the bomb squad" 040
Reposted by Mayfair CynicTodd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Stag do? Pub bet gone horribly wrong? 142
