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DSA Political Education @education.dsausa.org · 7h
NEW CLASS: The Punishment Bureaucracy with @equalityalec.bsky.social, first in a series on the End Mass Incarceration plank in @demsocialists.bsky.social Workers Deserve More program. Like, share, and subscribe to Class! www.buzzsprout.com/2021076/epis...
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The Punishment Bureaucracy - Class
Workers Deserve More, DSA’s new national program, has become a widely discussed phenomenon across national media and elections, making headlines and chyrons over the last few months as the right lashe...
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 6h
luke get another pair of boxers dude
massive hole in the back of Luke's underwear
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 03/10/2026
the piano lesson was incredible. slowly but surely checking off each play in the pittsburgh cycle
photo of a stage for august wilson's the piano lesson. living room with staircase, furniture, and a piano centerpiece
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 02/10/2026
wet willie
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never thought I’d see CNN devote thousands of words to this tweet. But I guess that’s the kind of dumpster fire 2026 has been on my bingo card

jesse farrar @BronzeHammer •1/19/15
Hi everyone this is Bronzehammer's wife.
Unfortunately BH died after flipping our minivan 40x while group texting "I've a small pebis"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look how cool these stances are.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 01/10/2026
i love paying subway fare to access the only shoe repair place on the way to my job and immediately leaving the subway station. new yawk bay bee love da big apple ohhhhh!!!!
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If a white person shows you their favorite REM song, its a sign of enormous respect in their culture
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 30/09/2026
the world isn't ready for another british james bond. i'll happily volunteer to be the computer dork james bond from new jersey this political moment desperately needs
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 30/09/2026
ralph nader didn't campaign hard enough for hillary in wisconsin, got it
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 30/09/2026
i'm choosing texas, choosing 'texas' off big black's 1983 ep bulldozer
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026
NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 27/09/2026
I mean exactly that, I never heard it. You calling me a liar? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/09/2026
did you know that gambling is the addiction with the highest suicide rate? one in five individuals with severe gambling disorder attempt to take their own life pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 25/09/2026
intel is a priority bds target, nvidia has shit linux drivers, go with amd and hold your nose at the fact that they're major trump donors
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 25/09/2026
asking god for a gumball
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 25/09/2026
how many times is she leaving the party? who keeps letting her back in?
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 24/09/2026
spinning up an owncast server for gok for tonight's stream or am i going to have to tune in to chaturbate to take advantage of the free sex ass clips?
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 24/09/2026
more like "follow the money week"
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's it. I'm "breaking with" President Donald Trump.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 22/09/2026
every socialist academic i know thinks she's a moron
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 21/09/2026
Most of my commutes have had no AC throughout the bus on the new articulated ones! Weird. Was wondering if it was a policy change re: fuel costs that wasn't made public or a mass breakdown
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 20/09/2026
Temporary Secretary
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Defector as a paid subscriber I promise I will not get into the habit of posting user comments but I had to on this one
fucking rich people dude
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 17/09/2026
@commutinglarry.bsky.social have you found or had a lot of reports of ac being broken or just turned off this past summer on NJT? feels like every packed bus leaving pabt is high heat and humidity with no working ac on the 123 line
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 17/09/2026
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 17/09/2026
get his ass
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 16/09/2026
Can gambling be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to hit the jackpot and win lots of money every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 17/09/2026
cultural fucking and sucking is what i call it
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 17/09/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 16/09/2026
stop posting my profile tim you will be hearing from my lawyers
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 16/09/2026
jf please stop by my office and shoot me so i can go home from work early
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 16/09/2026
god i hate that guy's music. like indie rhcp in how mad it makes me
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 16/09/2026
new jersey #1 in sending more in taxes than we get in return bay bee would love if my damn taxes didn't go to shit that sucks like war, israel, and data centers!
Trenton makes the world takes bridge on the Delaware river
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 14/09/2026
Two of our many demands in DSA's program are to address the rot in our current government. The US government is entirely captured by and for the rich, it's time we had a real democracy. program.dsausa.org
A REAL DEMOCRACY

For the working class to govern, we need a new political system. End political corruption and legalized bribery: get rid of lobbyists, dark money, and Citizens United, and publicly finance all elections. Abolish the Electoral College. Replace the President and Supreme Court with an executive and judiciary chosen by and subordinate to Congress.A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS

Replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy. Expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and ranked choice voting in all elections, and abolish the Senate.
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 14/09/2026
congrats on turning 33 matt
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