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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 21h
If a white person shows you their favorite REM song, its a sign of enormous respect in their culture
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 30/09/2026
i'm choosing texas, choosing 'texas' off big black's 1983 ep bulldozer
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026
NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 27/09/2026
I mean exactly that, I never heard it. You calling me a liar? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/09/2026
did you know that gambling is the addiction with the highest suicide rate? one in five individuals with severe gambling disorder attempt to take their own life pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 25/09/2026
intel is a priority bds target, nvidia has shit linux drivers, go with amd and hold your nose at the fact that they're major trump donors
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 25/09/2026
asking god for a gumball
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's it. I'm "breaking with" President Donald Trump.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 20/09/2026
Temporary Secretary
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Defector as a paid subscriber I promise I will not get into the habit of posting user comments but I had to on this one
fucking rich people dude
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 17/09/2026
@commutinglarry.bsky.social have you found or had a lot of reports of ac being broken or just turned off this past summer on NJT? feels like every packed bus leaving pabt is high heat and humidity with no working ac on the 123 line
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 17/09/2026
get his ass
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 16/09/2026
Can gambling be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to hit the jackpot and win lots of money every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 14/09/2026
Two of our many demands in DSA's program are to address the rot in our current government. The US government is entirely captured by and for the rich, it's time we had a real democracy. program.dsausa.org
A REAL DEMOCRACY

For the working class to govern, we need a new political system. End political corruption and legalized bribery: get rid of lobbyists, dark money, and Citizens United, and publicly finance all elections. Abolish the Electoral College. Replace the President and Supreme Court with an executive and judiciary chosen by and subordinate to Congress.A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS

Replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy. Expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and ranked choice voting in all elections, and abolish the Senate.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who needs to? Your ass is on a plane back to New Jersey, jagoff.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
Shanah Tovah, New York! Wishing all Jewish New Yorkers celebrating a sweet, joyful and meaningful Rosh Hashanah. Here’s to a new year filled with health, happiness and blessings (and yes, even another Knicks championship).
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 11/09/2026
the Pedo Platform owned by the chief donor to the Pedo Party, whose chief was Jeffrey Epstein's best friend for 20 years
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why don’t women want to date this aging school shooter?
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 10/09/2026
Chat Pile rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtDw...
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Intruder
YouTube video by Chat Pile - Topic
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Democratic Socialists of America @demsocialists.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The through-line for the Workers Deserve More program is an expansion of democracy, in our communities, in our politics, and in our economy. Visit dsausa.org/join today and help bring real democracy to our lives. You can also see the full Workers Deserve More program at program.dsausa.org 🌹
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 07/09/2026
Not many people know this, but AfD stands for "Aim für Diarrheaenschlapsentaste" which translated from German stands for "I'm for slurping tasty Diarrhea". Really makes you think about the precision of their language!
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
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Ed Sheeran’s fans came for a concert, not performative, biased and hateful anti-Israel “activism” from his opener, Macklemore.

Imagine being a Jewish or Israeli fan who came with family or friends to enjoy the show, only to be confronted with this hostility from the stage. Or feeling so unwelcome by the opening act that you leave early.

This isn’t new for Macklemore. He has a record of demonizing Israel and Israelis, falsely accusing Israel of genocide and engaging in antisemitic rhetoric and behavior.

This is completely unacceptable.

(with embedded video of Macklemore's remarks on Palestine at the Ed Sheeran MetLife concert)

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Wiki Workers United @wikiworkersunited.org · 04/09/2026
Check out this great WIRED coverage: www.wired.com/story/wikipe... WMF US workers voted 158–14 to unionize. This was never primarily about pay or benefits, it was about having a seat at the table. Proud of what workers built. Ready for what's next, including standing with our UK siblings. 🌍
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Wikipedia Workers Unionize for the First Time
More than 200 people in roles such as engineering, finance, and communications will now be represented by the Communications Workers of America.
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 05/09/2026
i don't need to do this dialect quiz, i already know i speak properly and pronounce words exactly as they're meant to be said. "horrible" is pronounced "harable" and i won't hear otherwise, if anyone disagrees it's anti nj discrimination
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 05/09/2026
wow
brown tabby cat with light and dark brown stripes. white mouth and paws. He is looking at the camera with green eyesgrey tabby cat with small white and peach spots. she is lying on a kitchen mat looking like a worm
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/09/2026
Technology being everywhere doesn’t mean it belongs everywhere. The tech industry wants us to believe that AI in early education is not only inevitable, but necessary. We don't see it that way. This week, we announced a moratorium on generative AI for public school students in 2-K to 8th grade.
We’re eliminating AI use for students in 2-K through 8th grade for the upcoming school year.
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 04/09/2026
work turning on top 40 from 10 years ago on the office radio not knowing my activation phrase is sia's chandelier
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 03/09/2026
what's interesting about dhh and omarchy is that he's somehow scammed his friends into thinking a web developer's /g/ inspired laptop setup is the next generation for linux on the desktop and not, a massive regression from where things are going great article: xn--gckvb8fzb.com/a-word-on-om...
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A Word on Omarchy
An in-depth look at the currently trending Arch Linux configuration that is Omarchy.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 02/09/2026
Hi, I'm Adolf Hitler. Welcome to my Linux distro. bsky.app/profile/ed3d...
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JS Tan @js-tan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To celebrate the launch of our book about class struggle in Silicon Valley and the fight AGAINST TECH OLIGARCHY, Clarissa and I are organizing a book club with: @techworkerscoalition.org @organizeworkers.bsky.social @demsocialists.bsky.social @education.dsausa.org RSVP at tinyurl.com/ato-914
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 02/09/2026
@dude.computer seem to have misplaced you number and can't dm you on here, making sure you saw this! hoping it's a soft relaunch of the old ntc reading groups :)
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DSA Political Education @education.dsausa.org · 02/09/2026
We're co-sponsoring too! 📚🤖💪
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DSA National Tech Committee @tech.dsausa.org · 02/09/2026
Excited to share an upcoming reading group for AGAINST TECH OLIGARCHY by JS Tan and Clarissa Redwine around the tech worker activism and class struggle in Silicon Valley. The virtual kickoff call is September 14th, join us to get a copy of the hardcover book for free! RSVP here: tinyurl.com/ato-914
Against Tech Oligarchy book launch image. A grey background with a white book that says "Against Tech Oligarchy: Worker Resistance in the World's Most Powerful Industry by JS Tan & Clarissa Redwine. It features images of JS Tan and Clarissa Redwine. 

Flyer reads: Book Club: Monday 9/14,. Join us for a FREE copy of the book! https://tinyurl.com/ato-914

Images from DSA's National Political Education Committee, Emergency Workplace Organizing Committee, Haymarket Books, DSA National Tech Committee, and Tech Workers Coalition are below as cosponsors.
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The Gooner's Doula @colin.mahns.net · 30/08/2026
coyote vs acme
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
a comic put out a comic of a Ren faire, which is ren from Ren and stimpy like four times in different renfaire costumes and they are all saying you eediot
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