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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
National Lampoon's Mindhunter
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Neil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is bleak reading
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2. Reporter: That’s.. How did you Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is the best day of my life
Bluesky account uses "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven" meme in response to Will Stancil opinion. Will Stancil says "like can we please start banning some of these guys please"
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii:  “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS
Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop
When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
NYT has an up-to-the-minute conclave timer lmao
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2025
honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hmm this employer had been ordered into arbitration to negotiate a union contract with these workers, who are now detained ufw.org/ny102824/
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UFW Requests For Binding Arbitration Granted at 3 New York Farms
Albany, NY – On October 24, 2024 the New York State Public Employee Relations Board (PERB) denied 3 New York farms’ requests to stay the Certification and Order to Negotiate, as well as the referral t...
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lorie ✶ @liloulyre.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
you're a bullseye, and I aimed right #discoelysium #harrykim
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
i can't even bring myself to be horrified by this bc it's so absurd
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Dear Democrats fight autocracy not young people
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
(L to R) -a disgraced news anchor -another disgraced news anchor -that guy who yells -a bayou ghost -guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid -guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/04/2025
what the absolute fuck is she doing. this should be disqualifying and michigan voters should call for a recall on her, she is an absolute fraud
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oz @cokezero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
the true biggest loser of the night
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
a screenshot of the 338 Canada vote projection, with a line drawn at early January and an arrow pointing from the text "Pierre steals Joey's chart" to the line. After the line, LPC's vote projection skyrockets
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
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oz @cokezero.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
DUDE IVE BEEN SAYING THIS especially last night he looked like damp mickey mouse
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
they know there's going to be an apocalypse for trucking jobs due to tariffs so they're trying to stem the political damage by making it so the layoffs disproportionately affect non-english speaking truckers
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/04/2025
voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wow. Naval Academy prof to their 3-star Admiral in his letter of resignation: "your legacy will be that of a careerist who banned Maya Angelou but retained Mein Kampf"
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 27/04/2025
happy 2nd anniversary to the most important piece of bluesky lore
a skeet from @jay.bsky.team that says:

Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick

The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term

How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?

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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i hate to sound old but im actually really irritated that there are no kid only spaces fr anymore. children are online in these adult environments and also watching mature content on television and it’s having irreparable damage on their psyche
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/04/2025
this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
what a little bungus
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Stiv @stivkun.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
is this good
cnbc.com screenshot

article title:
More Americans are financing groceries with buy now, pay later loans — and more are paying those bills late, survey says

article information:
PUBLISHED SAT, APR 26 2025•7:00 AM EDT
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
One of the funniest parts about the *potential* for a liberal win in Canada remains how 75% of the Anglo right spent multiple years trying to tie their entire personal brand of conservatism to Pierre Poilievre because his win was such a fait accompli
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Born to be the strongest! :3
A black and white cat with a fierce expression reaches a paw toward the camera, looking like the strongest fighter.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
“Hell is empty
and all the devils are here.”


William Shakespeare
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
this was on at a restaurant I was at last night
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Hesgeth used his personal phone to log into a 4th-tier sports betting site -- and to relay real-time information about U.S. airstrikes. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...
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Hegseth’s Personal Phone Use Created Vulnerabilities, Analysts Say
The phone number used in the Signal chat could also be found in a variety of places, including on social media and a fantasy sports site.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
he’s right and he’s right to say it
Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott
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