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@breezycarter.bsky.social
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they/them 🏳️‍🌈 horror | d&d | wrestling fangoria/hot topic partner houston, tx 📍 catch me at the movies! breezycarter.carrd.co business 📧 : cthulhubreezy@gmail.com

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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when i pop up married don’t say i didn’t warn yall lol
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOO AIGHT MAN
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a different world reboot is good as FUCK
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is now my absolute favorite movie of the entire year and one of the most beautiful movies ive seen in my entire life SHOW UP AND SHOW OUT FOR THIS MOVIE IF IT IS PLAYING NEAR YOU
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my team is 0-2 i live in houston NO IM NOT OKAY LMAOOOOO
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i was only separated from my nigga for 3 days and he was acting like it was 3 years. nigga ate me from the rooter to the tooter, made me dinner and ran me a bath and even offered to watch a show with me (that he hates but knows i love) lmao
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
resident evil (2026) was gas until the stupid fucking ending
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Jasmine Crockett became a politician because she’s not talented enough to be a celebrity. That is the pipeline for ALOT of people. There are people who go into activist circles for the same reason. Wanting attention.
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
damn what happened it used to be poppin on here at night
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a tattoo is calling me by my full government name right now
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This but not platonic >>>
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
yall done complained half of blacksky off the damn app & now there’s only 17 ppl left on this ho
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(they)
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they were really tryna call this girl lightskinned lmao anyways #MY storm is looking as gorgeous as ever
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
rams owe me some dick. they upset my boyfriend so bad he went straight to bed, im supposed to be through a mattress right now
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my nigga bought us matching spooky pajama sets 🥹
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2 OG twitter niggas got exposed today for being rapist and pedos 🥀
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
how do yall feel about the keith lee situation
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my ★★★★★ review of #primetime 📝 boxd.it/geonWJ
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A ★★★★★ review of Primetime (2026)
robert pattinson is in his PRIME(big)TIME baby! *okay im sorry i just had to* real shit tho this might be one of rob’s most brilliant performances. he completely disappears into the role of chris hans...
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#nw primetime (2026) • advanced screening
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i like that
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just made my own kimchi
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so *just* when i think things might be okay between me and my mom (i haven’t lived with my parents in almost 7 years now) she texts me— im so glad you have a boyfriend. ive been praying that god takes the gay out of you needless to say im fucking irritated
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
being a stepmom is cool i guess cause im just getting drunk off this drink i snuck into the football game and eating my mini charcuterie board i made myself lmao
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
boyfriend meeting the parents tonight
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i got nothing for raven and her yakubian
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it’s halloween eve all month
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this country is run by pedophiles so they’re going to brainwash little girls into believing that you’re damaged goods or washed if you aren’t married with kids and doing deeds for your husband by 25. don’t fucking listen to those monsters
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
silo, lioness and furious being the best shows of the year oh how i love WOMEN
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
also A24 sent me the backrooms blu-ray and im absolutely obsessed with it. physical media >>>
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
im so sorry but off the wall > thriller
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
jey uso making it seem like he’s there for zilla when he really pulled up for jaida is frying me lmao
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
it’s gonna be hard not saying new day but im glad they landed on their feet
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nicki ✨ @nicki-nebula.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
silent hill sunday!! twitch.tv/nickinebula
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
cracked my nigga and then he instantly won his parlay— now if i say this pussy is power?
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
why is it anytime you get into a relationship folks wanna pop up out of nowhere tryna talk to you
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Friendly Neighborhood Nerd @bobbofnn.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community.
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
perfect blue or ponyo
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
im bored. maybe i should go get a masters degree
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NINE YEARS LATER I GET WHAT I ASKED FOR AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
also today has been a full year since @titotitoq85.bsky.social passed and im still floored it’s been a full 365 days. miss you 💔
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LORD WE SAID DONALD NOT DOLLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
only thing a nonchalant nigga can do for me is die idc. my nigga came just from us kissing, that’s my type
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