Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻ceej @ceej.online · 23hwe don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule 822513509
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14hYou’re right, bitch, we’re gonna undo everything you did and then make it better than it ever was. We’re gonna inject you with every vaccine known to man and then invent new ones just for this purpose 1244
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 16hI slept lousy last night but I am going to hold this image in my head as I try to fall asleep tonight and hope to emulate this vibe 112117
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻onion person @junlper.beer · 05/10/2026bleak future ahead for brazil. something must be done with the growing global fascistic movement if we want any future worth anything 533092395
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026the brazil thing is so depressing because they did the right thing, man they did what we couldn’t, they actually prosecuted their coup and threw bolsonaro’s ass in jail and generally showed the united states what a functional state looks like and now they are gonna elect his dipshit son? really? 784419647
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm not naive enough to actually believe this will happen, but Democrats could be preparing, right now, lists of impeachment charges against (at a bare minimum) Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, & Trump, as well as Bondi, Bovino, & Noem (still worth doing!) that rely purely on public facts, 1013141640
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it's the cat's plane now 815919
coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻 @coffeecoffeecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026wellness grifters make me so upset. ☹️ 000
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻OneFeinCat @onefeincat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Guy who thinks the Rothschilds are behind a plot to control the FDA and keep us all sick: *gleefully drinks radium water* Look at that. Trash that takes itself out. 162
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm just going to say it: Will Smith should have slapped him harder. 213839
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really wish the world’s most dangerous, extreme anti-vaccine activist & conspiracy theorist, RFK Jr, who is a eugenicist & a MAHA dude who repeatedly peddles vile lies, had not been put in charge of the US health system Here he is telling truly horrific, dangerous lies about HPV & COVID vaccines 42565160
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026Doxxing your most racist loyalist because you missed Hannity because you thought it was 8 but it was actually 9. 121530
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you’ve read about TN this week, please take a moment with this piece if you didn’t read it when we published it: It’s an investigation into the execution team Alabama has put together. It’s officers with a history of violence who choose each other. Eye-opening to what happens in executions.boltsmag.orgIn Alabama, Prison Guards Accused of Violence and Misconduct Carry Out Secretive Executions - BoltsAs Alabama keeps details around the death penalty hidden, an investigation into its execution team raises questions about how incarcerated people are treated in their final moments. 6424233
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻desertjason.bsky.social @desertjason.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Old enough to remember the Teamsters endorsing Reagan. They’ve been fucked up for a LOOOOOOOONG time. 044
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished 8045481081
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists. 132195549
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit 31107993
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they should invent a trader joe's mini ice cream cone the size of a giant ice cream cone 1929410
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026immediately claiming Spencer’s Gifts the second my fellow survivors clear the zombies from this mall 1642538
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse. 20262572884
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fun fact, one of the six flags in the park’s name is literally the confederate flag 4502
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it is not the most pressing concern in the world but i am actually concerned that a decent number of hard left influencers literally want to kill me and my family 766643
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1505366810
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we are so back 501609187
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻boonque שארלוט משאול @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's ten° *C*, y'all 153
coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻 @coffeecoffeecoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the sleep with me podcast. also the other recommendations in this thread sound amazing. i generally have a hard time sleeping. the joys of getting older 😞 000
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my inner voice telling me not to go to sleep just yet there is one more thing to ponder 2263432
coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻 @coffeecoffeecoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026least surprising turn of events ever. the squirrel account has been awful for a while. 030
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 02/10/2026I read this as if they also got them apple bottom jeans 0366
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻ceej @ceej.online · 11/10/2024ME: (bringing a date back to a haunted house) Enter… if you dare! Haha. But seriously, it’s pretty spooky in there. Who knows, play your cards right and maybe we could add some moans of our own? DATE: Um, maybe another time. THE WHISPERING CORPSE THAT HOVERS JUST BEHIND MY HEAD: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ 141345
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 01/10/2026Every time I open twitter I’m hit with absolutely rank antisemitism *from the left*. This guy is a correspondent for the fucking Nation. 3158472
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026spooky szn for real 453267
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just checked and these are all true 1419359
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Senior editor Cereese Qusba spent months reporting on the case before breaking the news of the lawsuit on September 18.”thecut.comHow Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.” 231555544
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's hard to fathom that, let alone be OK with the fact that, the six people who allowed tonight to happen will start hearing cases next week, the outcome of which will affect us all. 171766318
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've been covering the death penalty in depth for a dozen years now, and few nights have been as disturbing and dispiriting as tonight. This was a moral, ethical, and legal failure on several different fronts from many different actors. It wasn't *just* SCOTUS, though they sure were a key part.lawdork.comAfter SCOTUS allowed Tennessee execution to go ahead, Tennessee botched the executionSCOTUS, over the liberals’ dissent, cleared the way for Tennessee to kill Christa Pike. The alarming order from DC was followed by even more disturbing developments in Tennessee. 71056267
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026Another reason to yell at your city council/board of supervisors about Flock et al 04411
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻damniel spookradski @self.agency · 01/10/2026abolish the death penalty and the supreme court 0278
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE) 151354243
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is not permitted to request jury nullification during a trial but it is permissible to discuss it abstractly. Jury nullification is the synthesis of two rules. First, the prosecution cannot appeal a jury verdict of not guilty. Second, a jury issuing a verdict of not guilty need not explain itself 117362
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We can’t. We know we can’t. It’s why it always has been and always will be a violation of the 8th amendment. 1499
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Jeremy Kun @jeremykun.com · 29/09/20263rd circuit rules AI training on copyrighted material is NOT fair use. Wow! chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.com/p/breaking-n...chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.comBREAKING News: Third Circuit affirms summary judgment rejection of fair use defense by ROSS Intelligence in AI trainingOpinion under seal for now. 131318381
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this cat has an “are u sure u want to post that” look 630213
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh no I love that train. I've taken it many, many times 4468
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 27/09/2026"Don't they have to read everything that's submitted?" Eventually, Client decided that I must have been the problem and fired me, concluding that if they made their own arguments at trial, they'd be fine. They lost everything. You cannot dismantle a system unless you know how it works. 328712
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 27/09/2026or irrelevant because we should just ignore what is legal because the right does. But here's the problem. YOU CANNOT DISMANTLE A SYSTEM UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. And the fact so many people think otherwise is a major problem. 1349155
Reposted by coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeee🎃👻Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 27/09/2026Explaining how the law and legal system works is not a defense of either. There is a growing sentiment on the left - I see it every day! - that explanations of the legal system (like, for example, why Mamdani can't legally arrest Netanyahu) are making excuses, 1961973
