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Night in the Woods Quote Bot

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Night in the Woods quote every 3 hours (hopefully) nitw_quotebot reincarnated to bsky by @xsallysequel.bsky.social

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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 3h
He’s gonna rule this whole ravine one day.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 7h
No. We’re not going to open a coffin with a rotting corpse in it.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 15h
She’d lock me in there for like a day at a time or overnight sometimes, so I’d like try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal the neighbours or unlatch the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 22h
I dunno. It saved me a little bit I guess.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea and beyond are things blind and terrible and I am showing you now.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t even know how to talk about it yet I don’t think.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does the newspaper have like a ghost section? What? Why is that a dumb question?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like a lot of people don’t think they found god but like god found them. Like when they were having bad times like you did.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe you need more sleep? I mean more than the 10 hours or so you already get. You’ve always been my sleepy girl.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuz when someone does all that stuff to you it can like make you do some bad things to yourself.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, he's not. Or he wasn't. I dunno.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe I’m inconsiderate. Maybe I’m not good.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And gay as hell, apparently.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmm… that’s because you’re a good person.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I definitely remember barely growing since then.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the term is ‘risk-taking behavior.’
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elevators for miles, dude.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one can resist the stars forever.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Germ is good. Germ is a good man.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are we still apologizing? Can we be past that part?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I couldn’t tell!!! I’m nervous!!!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘I am extremely unhappy, and you’re the only person who knows.’
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m home again and I can do something besides sleep and cry alone.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My messed up ear. My nightmare ear.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I like fruit snacks out by the train tracks. A juice box and headphones, I enter the juice zone.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Too bad you didn’t start doing drugs and then died from doing drugs.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably good we see him less now.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s always more weird stuff that happened to find out about later.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doesn't feel like it.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘Did you ever tell anybody?’ I never did. I don’t know why. After a while like… started feeling guilty too for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, I was out *living* a halloween episode OK.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m going up into the woods. I know this thing is up there I know what I saw and if you don’t and if you don’t believe me, that’s fine, I’ll go alone.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god Gregg I’m going to kick your ass. I’ve done it before!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is getting all jumbled, I should write this down.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zero self-confidence, huh?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I couldn’t make friends, I was just afraid of being outside or around people alone.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She’s gonna be fine. For today, leastways.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought you were gonna be dead!!! 'Not yet.'
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are you like a firefly whisperer or something?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t police our lifestyle, Bea.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those aren’t even drums!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t really know what to say. What in the hell even happened last night?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Until this one afternoon and suddenly, like, something broke. It was just like… pixels.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You should try hitting it! With the bat!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know how to interpret jokes okay!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe we can like split this up. Share custody of you and your ghost.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, he's a jerk, hon.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m so scared all the time and the fear *hurts*.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Breath some fire already dude.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She and I explored the stars. And… and she loved to hear about them… She… I am sorry.
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