Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026racists are really fucking stupid, you have to be stupid to be racist and one reason you dont elect racists is because that stupidity will show up in other areas for example, they will start wars with iran and kick people off healthcare for never filing claims. stupid shit like that 1055892
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think the political left should be the loudest voice calling for an AI model development pause, frontier pacing, and mandatory third party audits right now. Put aside the doomer stuff (though I think it’s plausible), we just found out that OpenAI’s agents committed a pretty major felony! 1122633542
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible. 46149534076
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157472526
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026they should bring back that phenomenon from the 2000s where you could buy a hornier version of a movie on dvd and it would have a special horny cover 1137942
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026conservatism is for selfish pricks that have yet to master object permanence 201113143
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026 812419
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party. 1663415438
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement: 985040997
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...mynbc5.comVT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police sayThe director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns. 1503398705
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/07/2026Trump: “My time as a child molester has prepared me well for my time as a war criminal.” 171156213
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 24/07/2026—No texts —No emails —Not a PAC —Competitiveness of each district listed —You pick & choose which campaigns to donate to —Nothing goes to anyone else —Opt out of sharing your email/phone number with the campaigns Blue26.orgblue26.orgBlue26.orgNot a PAC. Just helping raise money for Democratic candidates to help save democracy. 23917
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/202695% of my communications from the Democratic Party look like this. I have never in my life signed up to be texted by a campaign or the party, and I spent fruitless months attempting to unsubscribe from these. These are functionally identical to scam texts. 1572663430
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Getting LIVE MÁS🔔 tattooed on my knuckles 0904
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176943854
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...wired.comThe CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED. 5040681769
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285755476
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body 204035706
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of. 283681537
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away 8394411864
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Character MATTERS. Someone cannot just have the correct whitepaper collection and slogans on their site. These people will have power over you. These people will be making decisions that impact us all. Do they indicate that they can be trusted with that power? That matters just as much. 14893121
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Look, I know it’s frustrating to not know if a US Senator has died, but Mitch McConnell wrote it into his will that if he were ever incapacitated, his last wish was that “Republicans engage in one last bit of indefensible fuckery” to honor his life and career. And I think that’s beautiful. 22888118
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny 165610961
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268240013247
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Bluesky: the home of vindicated but still often annoying opinions 382414286
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Tom VanAntwerp 🧙♂️ @tomvanantwerp.com · 02/07/2026In fairness to the LLMs, I'm frequently annoyed by "that asshole" Past Self and yet still willing to screw over total stranger Future Self. 2403
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer 223201419
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.” 492272277
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life 894841913
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text 414402636
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...syracuse.comFederal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICEShe believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis. 1055150047742
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/06/2026"Zelenskyy has new leverage. Teams of Ukrainian defence entrepreneurs are advising the Pentagon as part of its new $54bn drone warfare budget. Ukrainian start-ups and those who use their products on the battlefield are in acute demand globally." www.ft.com/content/b822...ft.comZelenskyy may have the last laugh over TrumpUkraine’s president increasingly looks as if he holds the future of the west in his hands 48620
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Federal sentencing has started. Zachary Evetts was just sentenced to 50 years by Chief District Judge Reed O'Connor. Maricela Rueda was just sentenced to 840 months / 70 years by Judge Mark Pittman. 701132727
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses 378197463996
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks 511278159
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium 😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg) 13157871125
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026California, you have trained for years for this moment. I believe in your ability to forestall the construction of one (1) building for an indeterminable amount of time 936375
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium spence @thepope.dev · 11/06/2026Go to a meeting? The thing that killed Caesar? 6422100
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!” 223052188
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Grace @gracekind.net · 30/05/2026My “I am very honest” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt 411810
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Grace @gracekind.net · 30/05/2026I need to come clean about something: I am very honest 2301
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 31/05/2026Also chemotherapy, 80 years ago! Granted we used mustard gas to treat leukaemia in kids but it was a start. The cosmic high roll of being born in the last 50 years is almost unfathomable. 0112
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 638228845843
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 30/05/2026very cool mr. president please draw a clock 5756
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Vibes are always off when you walk by first class 000
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Micah @rincewind.run · 28/05/2026median voter learn anything challenge (impossible) 11103968
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026In normal times, the fact that government officials at HHS blatantly lied to the public and got caught would be a scandal of unusual size. Everyone involved in this disinformation scheme against the people of the United States should be held accountable.nbcnews.comNo child deaths definitively linked to Covid shots, FDA saysThe agency’s analysis contradicts claims made by former vaccine chief Dr. Vinay Prasad. 2224221007
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/05/2026tbf he kinda nailed it 221168151
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium kottke.org @kottke.org · 22/05/2026Give Kilmar Abrego Garcia the whole $1.776 billion and we'll call it good. 528567
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I think we will look back at the life of elon musk and think, that was actually a person sacrificed to teach the message of what pointless accumulation without purpose actually does to a person and how pathetic it makes one 19621116