haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What’s more, David Jolly is still a Republican in all but official party title. Just fully mush brain nonsense. 000
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Whose bright idea was it for me to be in charge of me? And what do you mean it was me? 000
Reposted by haunted pizzaalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026[being hoisted] HEY!!! whose petard is this??? 1102
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am so over living in this age of grifting. The social contract only works when we buy into it, like herd immunity. Watching everyone indiscriminately lie and crime, and then dare anyone to impose consequences is exhausting. 000
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Note to self to not provide them a platform to hook other people who are cult susceptible. Fight fear like fire: starve it of oxygen. 010
Reposted by haunted pizzaJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think this is something candidates should lampshade relentlessly: “Why does my opponent want to talk constantly about five trans kids playing volleyball and some Twitch streamer in LA? Is that stuff really important to your daily life? If it’s not, why are they trying to make you feel like it is?” 4571104
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think this is preceded by believing in eugenics so hard that psychedelic hallucinogens don’t prompt empathy, and that’s the cursed formula 001
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is why I’ve watched Glass Onion approximately 500 times 100
Reposted by haunted pizzaAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When Republicans say “we want to hurt people” and Democrats say “well I believe we should only hurt these people under very specific, certain conditions,” voters don’t see that as Democrats being rational and nuanced; they see Democrats agreeing with Republicans that it’s okay to hurt people. 26616
Reposted by haunted pizzaThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201199888
Reposted by haunted pizzaMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I feel like “do Republicans have a Catturd problem?” is both incredibly stupid to say out loud and also something that Ds could get some traction with if they say it out loud a lot. 752689
Reposted by haunted pizzaPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Gary, Indiana residents have been without power for ten days. Here’s how you can help.blockclubchicago.orgGary Residents Have Been Without Power For 10 Days. Here's How You Can HelpA South Side business is offering free laundry service for storm-affected Gary families, while another fundraiser is collecting money for essentials as some residents face a second week without electr... 7038492953
Reposted by haunted pizzaThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223536266
Reposted by haunted pizzaKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Every day you read two headlines, one like "Trump orders U.S. Aircraft Carrier to get him Chik-fil-a" and one like "Hakeem Jeffries: We Must Be Very Cautious in the Way We Consider Speaking About Methods of Bringing About Incremental Change to U.S. Tax Code" 182147390
Reposted by haunted pizza🎃Out-of-Network Doctor Benway🎃 @docbenway.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sometimes the White House doubles down on some petty bullshit because they are congenitally incapable of just taking the L and sometimes its because it turns out someone with 0 clearance or credentials gets to hang out in the SCIF and make policy suggestions and we don’t know which this is 031
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I always chicken out when the drive-thru kid doesn’t flip my Blizzard. I think they can tell. 111
Reposted by haunted pizzaJosephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 15/08/2026"people have been people forever" is one of the most important lessons for understanding history like one of the first recorded jokes is a yo momma joke we're just like this 17811
Reposted by haunted pizzaColin B. @colinpb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I always check the first letter of each word in these things, just in case I'm a sleeper Soviet agent instructed to carry out something heinous. 1432
Reposted by haunted pizzaProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.” 9356951235
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026MUPPETS at the World Cup halftime show! That’s how to do a first one ever. 020
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pretty sure it was Blade Runner (also around age 9), but the PG-13 rating didn’t even exist until 1984 000
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“…completely unflinching in the pursuit of justice against these enemies of civilization” is such incredibly dangerous rhetoric, holy shit 010
Reposted by haunted pizzaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026Rep. Himes: "The president was setting the basis for him to turn around on election night and say, 'I warned you that the Chinese were doing x, y, and z. It happened tonight. I'm deploying federal officers from DHS to 7 states. They will be seizing ballot boxes.'" 466103254015
Reposted by haunted pizzaAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪” 10796312465
Reposted by haunted pizza👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts! 15818240
Reposted by haunted pizzaYour Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026explosive diarrhea and circuses. 11159
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I was surprised to see a flag at half mast today and then remembered someone died but couldn’t recall his name for a while. 000
Reposted by haunted pizzaDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690413671
Reposted by haunted pizzaKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026I love with someone terrible dies and the mood online is welcome to jazz brunch 212412296
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Is it still snake oil if it’s in gaseous form? 020
Reposted by haunted pizzaTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180905572
Reposted by haunted pizzaMorgan @larubia22.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. Both are back because of this science denying administration. 465182066172
Reposted by haunted pizzaChris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I’m so frustrated that I have to argue 20th century philosophy about whether machines are people and 18th century science about whether germs are real and fucking 15th century colonial bullshit about whether people are human beings. 212202668
Reposted by haunted pizzaRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026In the GOP criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: The lawmakers, who go by vibes, and the justice department that prosecutes the offenders, also based on vibes. 31535105
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Everyone knows God has a penis. A manly man who eats meat for every meal. 120
Reposted by haunted pizzaArs Technica @arstechnica.com · 29/05/2026The report concluded that Americans pay more for health care, get less in return, and remain far more exposed to illness, debt, and insecurity than their peers.arstechnica.comUS healthcare still stupidly expensive, with pathetic outcomes, study findsThere are strategies to improve healthcare, but US isn't trying them. 810653
Reposted by haunted pizzaSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Sagittarius: As a fire sign, never forget the flame that burns inside of you. INSIDE of you. Please don't do another arson. 223272
Reposted by haunted pizzaAl Swearengen @al-swearengen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The entire Republican strategy is that Trump will do some new awful thing today, so they’ll never be questioned about this awful thing Trump just did. So they just need to play dumb for a few hours. 631741401
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Mulder [tossing a file on the desk]: pack your parka, Scully 130
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Just misread “Rededicate” as Re-educate, and I’m not sure I’m incorrect. 010
haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026You get one clapback. If you keep attacking after that, it looks like a crash out. 010
Reposted by haunted pizzaCaptain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Black mermaids was the most important sociopolitical fight for millions of people for a month. You could ask them tomorrow and theyd still be angry about a black mermaid. These people have no retirement funds. 315012
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
