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Funktuated Freaquilibrium

@clarencedarrow.bsky.social
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trillions of cells collaborating on a brief and improbable project

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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This made me laugh way too hard
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something about the tone of this reminds me of QVC. "You can't BELIEVE these numbers folks!"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
racists are really fucking stupid, you have to be stupid to be racist and one reason you dont elect racists is because that stupidity will show up in other areas for example, they will start wars with iran and kick people off healthcare for never filing claims. stupid shit like that
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet he posted this after turning his daughter's bedroom back into the computer room
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think the political left should be the loudest voice calling for an AI model development pause, frontier pacing, and mandatory third party audits right now. Put aside the doomer stuff (though I think it’s plausible), we just found out that OpenAI’s agents committed a pretty major felony!
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
they should bring back that phenomenon from the 2000s where you could buy a hornier version of a movie on dvd and it would have a special horny cover
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
conservatism is for selfish pricks that have yet to master object permanence
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
post from me [AI can't replace healthcare workers because AI could never have depression]
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
(Facebook group post screenshot)

Hi, can I drink my urine while in antibiotics?
Thanks

Don't get on antibiotics!!!
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Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
mynbc5.com
VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say
The director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/07/2026
Trump: “My time as a child molester has prepared me well for my time as a war criminal.”
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(If you look at what he posted it’s clear he was joking)
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He was actually joking fwiw
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 24/07/2026
—No texts —No emails —Not a PAC —Competitiveness of each district listed —You pick & choose which campaigns to donate to —Nothing goes to anyone else —Opt out of sharing your email/phone number with the campaigns Blue26.org
blue26.org
Blue26.org
Not a PAC. Just helping raise money for Democratic candidates to help save democracy.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
95% of my communications from the Democratic Party look like this. I have never in my life signed up to be texted by a campaign or the party, and I spent fruitless months attempting to unsubscribe from these. These are functionally identical to scam texts.
+1 (703) 214-7375
89 Days >
BREAKING: The House has officially PASSED the SAVE Act, a controversial bill that could...
+1 (757) 516-4849
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• Hey, it's Elaine Luria, Democratic candidate running to flip Virginia's second congression...
+1 (213) 807-6587
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Barack Obama just inspired a House majority
MIRACLE! (Trump is FREAKING OUT!!) Look...
+1 (202) 921-7852
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• ALERT: These four Democrats are our official nominees in these FOUR battleground Senat...
+1 (267) 907-8060
• This is not a typo - Josh Shapiro
86 Days >
+1 (404) 446-0367
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• It's Jon Ossoff. I don't love asking for money, so I want to pull back the curtain and explain...
+1 (407) 442-1430
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• It's Jon Ossoff. I have some bad news: I'm worried about my campaign's fundraising rig...+1 (645) 234-1563
90 Days >
Hi, it's Nicole Locklin, Democrat for U.S.
Congress in South Florida's 26th District, the...
+1 (276) 258-0823
Calling all Virginians!
90 Days >
+1(833) 215-6201
90 Days >
I've never run for office - now I'm leading in the polls in Kansas. - Adam Hamilton...
+1 (877) 402-6360
90 Days >
• Chair of the Democratic Party of Louisiana here with an update on our Governor's State...
+1 (571) 650-0343
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It's Eugene Vindman. I'II be honest, I never thought I would be here today, writing to you...
+1 (833) 649-5659
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Hi, it's Attorney General Eric Holder. It's hard to believe what we just witnessed....
+1 (202) 589-8978
• It's Chuck Schumer. Please, I'm asking:
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haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Getting LIVE MÁS🔔 tattooed on my knuckles
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
wired.com
The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026
please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A very unbalanced ledger too
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of.
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Character MATTERS. Someone cannot just have the correct whitepaper collection and slogans on their site. These people will have power over you. These people will be making decisions that impact us all. Do they indicate that they can be trusted with that power? That matters just as much.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Look, I know it’s frustrating to not know if a US Senator has died, but Mitch McConnell wrote it into his will that if he were ever incapacitated, his last wish was that “Republicans engage in one last bit of indefensible fuckery” to honor his life and career. And I think that’s beautiful.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bluesky: the home of vindicated but still often annoying opinions
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Tom VanAntwerp 🧙‍♂️ @tomvanantwerp.com · 02/07/2026
In fairness to the LLMs, I'm frequently annoyed by "that asshole" Past Self and yet still willing to screw over total stranger Future Self.
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also shout out to woke Bill Kristol… it is a weird time to be alive.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
BUT HE WAS A GENTLEMAN!
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I would add formally, statutorily constrain the power of the executive, and make a big thing of it publicly. Even to the point of proposing constitutional amendments. They're unlikely to be adopted, but lawmakers need to be on the record about eg if presidents can sell pardons.
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
sounds like someone was sold some dirt weed out of a van
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
syracuse.com
Federal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICE
She believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/06/2026
"Zelenskyy has new leverage. Teams of Ukrainian defence entrepreneurs are advising the Pentagon as part of its new $54bn drone warfare budget. Ukrainian start-ups and those who use their products on the battlefield are in acute demand globally." www.ft.com/content/b822...
ft.com
Zelenskyy may have the last laugh over Trump
Ukraine’s president increasingly looks as if he holds the future of the west in his hands
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can’t believe it hasn’t been made into a movie. It has literally everything.
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reminds me of this from ww2 www.smithsonianmag.com/history/alli...
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One of the Allies’ Secret Weapons Against the Nazis Was a 21-Year-Old Woman Armed With a Microphone and a Script of Lies
As “Vicky With Three Kisses,” she strategically sweet-talked and sang to German troops over the airwaves of Europe. But Agnes Bernauer didn’t mean anything she was saying
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Federal sentencing has started. Zachary Evetts was just sentenced to 50 years by Chief District Judge Reed O'Connor. Maricela Rueda was just sentenced to 840 months / 70 years by Judge Mark Pittman.
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Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This write up is SO GOOD. Thank you @petridishes.bsky.social
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
BREAKING:
Man ejaculated 3 metres out of car after head-on crash

dunedin herald

#BREAKING Man, 32, ejaculated three metres out of a car after a head-on collision with a farm fence.
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