Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This made me laugh way too hard 040
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Something about the tone of this reminds me of QVC. "You can't BELIEVE these numbers folks!" 001
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026racists are really fucking stupid, you have to be stupid to be racist and one reason you dont elect racists is because that stupidity will show up in other areas for example, they will start wars with iran and kick people off healthcare for never filing claims. stupid shit like that 1055892
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I bet he posted this after turning his daughter's bedroom back into the computer room 010
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think the political left should be the loudest voice calling for an AI model development pause, frontier pacing, and mandatory third party audits right now. Put aside the doomer stuff (though I think it’s plausible), we just found out that OpenAI’s agents committed a pretty major felony! 1122632542
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible. 46149474072
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157412526
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026they should bring back that phenomenon from the 2000s where you could buy a hornier version of a movie on dvd and it would have a special horny cover 1137942
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026conservatism is for selfish pricks that have yet to master object permanence 201113143
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026 812419
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party. 1663414438
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement: 985038997
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...mynbc5.comVT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police sayThe director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns. 1503396705
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/07/2026Trump: “My time as a child molester has prepared me well for my time as a war criminal.” 171156213
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026(If you look at what he posted it’s clear he was joking) 100
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 24/07/2026—No texts —No emails —Not a PAC —Competitiveness of each district listed —You pick & choose which campaigns to donate to —Nothing goes to anyone else —Opt out of sharing your email/phone number with the campaigns Blue26.orgblue26.orgBlue26.orgNot a PAC. Just helping raise money for Democratic candidates to help save democracy. 23917
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/202695% of my communications from the Democratic Party look like this. I have never in my life signed up to be texted by a campaign or the party, and I spent fruitless months attempting to unsubscribe from these. These are functionally identical to scam texts. 1572663430
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium haunted pizza @belladonnaeyes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Getting LIVE MÁS🔔 tattooed on my knuckles 0904
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176883851
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...wired.comThe CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED. 5040661767
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285765477
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body 204033706
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of. 283681537
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away 8394441867
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Character MATTERS. Someone cannot just have the correct whitepaper collection and slogans on their site. These people will have power over you. These people will be making decisions that impact us all. Do they indicate that they can be trusted with that power? That matters just as much. 14892121
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Look, I know it’s frustrating to not know if a US Senator has died, but Mitch McConnell wrote it into his will that if he were ever incapacitated, his last wish was that “Republicans engage in one last bit of indefensible fuckery” to honor his life and career. And I think that’s beautiful. 21888118
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny 165609961
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268239963246
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Bluesky: the home of vindicated but still often annoying opinions 382413286
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Tom VanAntwerp 🧙♂️ @tomvanantwerp.com · 02/07/2026In fairness to the LLMs, I'm frequently annoyed by "that asshole" Past Self and yet still willing to screw over total stranger Future Self. 2403
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer 223200419
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Also shout out to woke Bill Kristol… it is a weird time to be alive. 000
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.” 492272277
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life 894839913
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text 414401636
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I would add formally, statutorily constrain the power of the executive, and make a big thing of it publicly. Even to the point of proposing constitutional amendments. They're unlikely to be adopted, but lawmakers need to be on the record about eg if presidents can sell pardons. 020
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026sounds like someone was sold some dirt weed out of a van 010
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...syracuse.comFederal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICEShe believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis. 1054149987740
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/06/2026"Zelenskyy has new leverage. Teams of Ukrainian defence entrepreneurs are advising the Pentagon as part of its new $54bn drone warfare budget. Ukrainian start-ups and those who use their products on the battlefield are in acute demand globally." www.ft.com/content/b822...ft.comZelenskyy may have the last laugh over TrumpUkraine’s president increasingly looks as if he holds the future of the west in his hands 48620
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I can’t believe it hasn’t been made into a movie. It has literally everything. 120
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Reminds me of this from ww2 www.smithsonianmag.com/history/alli...smithsonianmag.comOne of the Allies’ Secret Weapons Against the Nazis Was a 21-Year-Old Woman Armed With a Microphone and a Script of LiesAs “Vicky With Three Kisses,” she strategically sweet-talked and sang to German troops over the airwaves of Europe. But Agnes Bernauer didn’t mean anything she was saying 1435
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Federal sentencing has started. Zachary Evetts was just sentenced to 50 years by Chief District Judge Reed O'Connor. Maricela Rueda was just sentenced to 840 months / 70 years by Judge Mark Pittman. 701132726
Funktuated Freaquilibrium @clarencedarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This write up is SO GOOD. Thank you @petridishes.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses 379197423995
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks 511278159
Reposted by Funktuated Freaquilibrium 😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg) 13157851124