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emericle

@chubberware.com
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T1D (Dexcom / t:slim X2) Software engineer I like curry, hockey, and college football and skeet a lot about those things.... sorry in advance. Not a ficus.

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emericle @chubberware.com · 28/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering, in the ROLE MODEL video for "Sally", he is not listening to an iPod, he's testing out a new infusion site. #T1D #Diabetes #Diabadass
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Sesame Street Home Video: Count It Higher (1988) : 785s
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emericle @chubberware.com · 10/09/2026
* Me watching the trailer for "You Can See Everything" * I can fix her.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/09/2026
Orkin was ready for this shit in the 90s.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/09/2026
Single-focused bots conspiring as a swarm accomplish an impossible task? Who knew that Texags was the future?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My cousin Tembys was a drug banger (of pot). He is in an iron lung in the basement of the Colorado super max prison now. But they are euthanizing him on Labor Day to make room for toddlers who have melanin.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[standing in the kitchen alone] big third down coming up here
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I…I am apoplectic. What the fuck.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A frozen kielbasa going through a garbage disposal.
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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tujungadude, but pissed and sad @tujungadude.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Mel Brooks: ask me the secret to comedy interviewer: What’s the secret t/ Mel: TIMING!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Revenge = Comedy + Time
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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emericle @chubberware.com · 11/06/2026
Things about a local AI assistant that I would look forward to: having a tight enough integration to know when I'm flying sedentaryt) and when I land (moving / active) to adjust a closed loop insulin pump
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
More Stanley Cup Hockey today
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emericle @chubberware.com · 06/06/2026
Speaking out against funding cuts for healthcare research will get you removed from your own conference. NYT: Police Remove Diabetes Experts From Conference for Distributing Critique of Trump Administration #type1 #diabetes #t1d #TypeOneDiabetes #Type1Diabetes www.nytimes.com/2026/06/05/w...
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Police Remove Diabetes Experts From Conference for Distributing Critique of Trump Administration
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 04/06/2026
has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...
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Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
DOGE has a very obvious feedback mechanism for its cuts.

If DOGE makes a big, broad cut against a million programs, people get upset about a few specific, very good ones like PEPFAR, and then that program comes back because DOGE's members are, thus, informed it was good.
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
I can only hope people realizing this won't damage the mechanism, because it's still useful to have professionals getting mad about some very good thing getting cut before it's brought back online as a result.

In a word, DOGE is responsive, which is unusual for the government!
Stuart Buck
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Feb 15, 2025
I agree, but it would be more efficient to spend one hour ahead of time talking to experts or just reading up on the history of a program for [disease, student testing, nuclear safety, etc.]

Plus, some programs don't have famous proponents with time to dig into the weeds.
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
I'm highly sympathetic, but there really are thousands and thousands of programs and grants to cut, so I'm not sure the small team doing the cuts has the ability to go through them all one-by-one on their short timeline.

Maybe a system can be developed to assist with feedback.
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Stuart Buck
@stuartbuck1
Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: https://theatlantic.com/science/archiv
e/2020/05/flesh-eating-worms-disease-containment-america-panama/611026/
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Stuart Buck
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Feb 15, 2025
I can see the DOGE tweet: "We canceled a contract for Panamanian screwworms, saving $165 million dollars!!!" [https://aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-an
nouncements/usda-approves-emergency-funding-protect-us…
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emericle @chubberware.com · 19/05/2026
Can it not?
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is, frankly, one of the reasons I love Bluesky. You get the insane takes like this immediately in the comment feed instead of having to scroll past 53 racist blue check replies
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I bet he did.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 21/04/2026
$42.17 for UNLV over UNR #FUNR The Fremont Cannon is ours, and so too will Charity Bowl Superiority. Buncha dorks. @edsbs.bsky.social CC: @sickoscommittee.org looks like someone beat me to breaking the seal. GO REBS!
Very Handsome large headed-man as the receipt for th $42.17 donation to the EDSBS Charity Bowl
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
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🇨🇦 l.faraday 🇨🇦 @mizati.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I think most people would prefer this. #Science
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Not everything that breaks is technically the fault of vibe coding but the kind of culture that would foster vibe coding is the kind that produces a lot of shit that breaks.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy
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Anti-Trumpism @forabettertomorrow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.
ABC news headline Artemis 2 crew faces mental physical strain in deep space
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emericle @chubberware.com · 08/04/2026
youtu.be/UFOHYRZAu3I?...
youtu.be
Taco Tuesday With LeBron James
YouTube video by Dexta Dave
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/04/2026
Whenever someone starts to talk to me about Star Trek, I tell them I liked the books more than the show
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Lili Yochana @liliyo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
4GR

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C.A. Pinkham @EyePatchGuy

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever replied to me with

Dalstrus @dalstrus.bsky.social

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It's not that hockey is boring, so much as it's totally unrelatable to me. Ice? Shoes for ice speed? Stick based violence? A naughty box for bad boys in time out? And to score, you must propel the Special Rock past The Pillow Man

Dude it sounds like a fever dream
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams
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emericle @chubberware.com · 01/04/2026
I don't think of it as married for 24 years, I think of it as an 8760 night stand.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 01/04/2026
Opening a casino where the slot machines only accept Krugerrands and some esoteric shitcoins that the casino releases. Calling it "The Money Laundromat".
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emericle @chubberware.com · 31/03/2026
Is the plan to not tell ICE who the graduations are for? That seems like it could end poorly for ICE.
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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Is it too late for a career change? I want to be a librarian at the dog stick library... 🐶📖
A wooden box at the start of a hiking trail labeled "Dog Stick Library, Take a stick leave a stick!" filled with tree branches.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
selective serotonin reupdog inhibitor
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's cum.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.
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Arya Sundaram @aryasundaram.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink
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DA Weick @hi2kc.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
That was a face melting 5 hours of hockey
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