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emericle

@chubberware.com
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T1D (Dexcom / t:slim X2) Software engineer I like curry, hockey, and college football and skeet a lot about those things.... sorry in advance. Not a ficus.

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emericle @chubberware.com · 28/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering, in the ROLE MODEL video for "Sally", he is not listening to an iPod, he's testing out a new infusion site. #T1D #Diabetes #Diabadass
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emericle @chubberware.com · 28/09/2026
The Dolphins are averaging 12 points per game. The lowest average ever was the 1977 Buccaneers at 7.4. There's still some subfloor that Miami can dig through.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 28/09/2026
New clipping album dropping soon.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 26/09/2026
If I had talent, I'd make a gif of the sunglasses floating down past Kirk's face with a "Deal with it" after they went off the screen. Sadly I lack that talent, Just pretend I have it.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 18/09/2026
Dude who overdosed on pheromones* tells you what is bad for you. *It was pheromones and you know it.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 17/09/2026
Me, a GenXer: "Charlie Kirk sang a song?"
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Sesame Street Home Video: Count It Higher (1988) : 785s
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emericle @chubberware.com · 12/09/2026
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emericle @chubberware.com · 11/09/2026
Man, I just realized how creepy that sounded... that was not intended.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 11/09/2026
How much booze would it take to hear these thoughts, and at which bar can I meet you?
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emericle @chubberware.com · 10/09/2026
* Me watching the trailer for "You Can See Everything" * I can fix her.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 09/09/2026
It's so much worse. TMZ has a DC bureau.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 08/09/2026
By law it must be on the CW
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emericle @chubberware.com · 08/09/2026
When you're trying to end the game, but the replay refs want to put another second on the clock.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 06/09/2026
The one I keep coming back to after someone explains the yarn and pictures on the board is, "... and this was to WESTERN Michigan, right?"
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emericle @chubberware.com · 05/09/2026
My son was worken up by flyover at LSU. That's an amazing wakeup to start the season.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/09/2026
The literal translation of "Allegro con fuoco" is "Cheerful with Fire" and... man, if there's a three-word description of Holly, I struggle to find a better one. Merry Footballmas, ya'll.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/09/2026
Orkin was ready for this shit in the 90s.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/09/2026
Single-focused bots conspiring as a swarm accomplish an impossible task? Who knew that Texags was the future?
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emericle @chubberware.com · 04/09/2026
Trash. All of it. Welcome back, football. We missed you.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My cousin Tembys was a drug banger (of pot). He is in an iron lung in the basement of the Colorado super max prison now. But they are euthanizing him on Labor Day to make room for toddlers who have melanin.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 29/08/2026
It doesn't have to be.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 27/08/2026
*ponders for 15 seconds* ...more like XX-combinator, amirite? *shows self out*
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[standing in the kitchen alone] big third down coming up here
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emericle @chubberware.com · 27/08/2026
Getting into a wreck on the way to vote to own the cons.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I…I am apoplectic. What the fuck.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 11/08/2026
Urban Meyer had a line while coaching at OSU (yeah yeah... I know), "when I needed you the most, you did your very best." Just want you to know that line goes in both directions. Ya'll - all we have each other.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 06/08/2026
Troops gonna have so much testosterone, though.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 02/08/2026
Bsky had "moderation lists" at one point which allowed you to sub to a list of users to block. Maybe it's time to start one of your own and allow a select group of your trusted followers to help curate it? Community sourced deshitification, I guess.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A frozen kielbasa going through a garbage disposal.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 02/08/2026
x This is good in a pinch if you're working with pieces on hand, however, if you have the time and the means, the Corsi-Rosenthal box is magnificent.
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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emericle @chubberware.com · 26/07/2026
For some reason all I hear is Chris Farley doing this exact bit.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 24/07/2026
I get the same way when I see that it's granola sample day.
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emericle @chubberware.com · 24/07/2026
Dude was thrown into a volcano in the comments.
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tujungadude, but pissed and sad @tujungadude.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Mel Brooks: ask me the secret to comedy interviewer: What’s the secret t/ Mel: TIMING!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Revenge = Comedy + Time
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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emericle @chubberware.com · 12/07/2026
Has anyone looked into why His staff hasn't denied that pneumonia resulting from aspiration of seminal fluids was the cause of death? Look I'm just asking the questions here.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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emericle @chubberware.com · 28/06/2026
God dammit, nanni
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emericle @chubberware.com · 27/06/2026
"Welcome to Sex Ed as part of your Health lesson. Please take out the Book of Slanesh."
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emericle @chubberware.com · 11/06/2026
Things about a local AI assistant that I would look forward to: having a tight enough integration to know when I'm flying sedentaryt) and when I land (moving / active) to adjust a closed loop insulin pump
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
More Stanley Cup Hockey today
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emericle @chubberware.com · 06/06/2026
Speaking out against funding cuts for healthcare research will get you removed from your own conference. NYT: Police Remove Diabetes Experts From Conference for Distributing Critique of Trump Administration #type1 #diabetes #t1d #TypeOneDiabetes #Type1Diabetes www.nytimes.com/2026/06/05/w...
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Police Remove Diabetes Experts From Conference for Distributing Critique of Trump Administration
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 04/06/2026
has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...
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Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
DOGE has a very obvious feedback mechanism for its cuts.

If DOGE makes a big, broad cut against a million programs, people get upset about a few specific, very good ones like PEPFAR, and then that program comes back because DOGE's members are, thus, informed it was good.
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
I can only hope people realizing this won't damage the mechanism, because it's still useful to have professionals getting mad about some very good thing getting cut before it's brought back online as a result.

In a word, DOGE is responsive, which is unusual for the government!
Stuart Buck
@stuartbuck1
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Feb 15, 2025
I agree, but it would be more efficient to spend one hour ahead of time talking to experts or just reading up on the history of a program for [disease, student testing, nuclear safety, etc.]

Plus, some programs don't have famous proponents with time to dig into the weeds.
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
I'm highly sympathetic, but there really are thousands and thousands of programs and grants to cut, so I'm not sure the small team doing the cuts has the ability to go through them all one-by-one on their short timeline.

Maybe a system can be developed to assist with feedback.
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Stuart Buck
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Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: https://theatlantic.com/science/archiv
e/2020/05/flesh-eating-worms-disease-containment-america-panama/611026/
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Stuart Buck
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Feb 15, 2025
I can see the DOGE tweet: "We canceled a contract for Panamanian screwworms, saving $165 million dollars!!!" [https://aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-an
nouncements/usda-approves-emergency-funding-protect-us…
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emericle @chubberware.com · 05/06/2026
Lake mead is the Bermuda triangle of NPS deaths. The lake demands sacrifice.
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