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There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.

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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fields of Mistria is 20% off for the Steam Autumn Sale 🍂 The sale lasts from 10/1 to 10/8! 🔗 bit.ly/Mistria
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TL seredipity
Bluesky timeline featuring a Protomen song quote about Proto Man challenging Mega Man to a battle above a Game Informer notice about Mega Man and Proto Man amibo side by side, along with a screen shot of Proto Man preparing to battle.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me: we got this expensive and heavy organic material mattress for free Bro: crazy Me: By the way when we picked it up there was so much booze in the house it couldn't be legal. Bro: maybe it wasn't Me: ... Bro: what did you say was in this mattress again Me: ... Bro: did we just transport a body
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your father loved you. (He still believes?) His heart was broken. (His only weakness --) HIS GREATEST STRENGTH!!
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you know any parents, it's the time of year where the school apps, form requirements, back-to-school meetings, club signups, and medical records combine to open a portal to Hell.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HARK, A VAGRANT! was a goddamn gift.
Nancy Drew discovers a trunk full of booze, and decides that this is where her father keeps "the mystery juice" and gets completely wasted.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Noel from Swan Boy eating, off-panel word balloon saying "Dude, for real?"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Big Nap Club t-shirt (by Terry Mack) is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/pIeKW9H #ad
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The DK Challenge was sadly not very challenging. More challenges! Disable rewind!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
why yes I will buy the Velma Transformer
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/07/2026
It's once again time for me to extol the virtues of the "Laura Palmer," a refreshing blend of lemonade and cold brew coffee. In all my travels I have yet to find a better beverage for a hot summer morning. It's also the best method I have personally found for accidentally consuming 400mg of caffeine
a cold brew and lemonade over ice. around here we call it a "Laura Palmer," get it?
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The car wash techs are calling each other over to point and laugh before grimly setting to work
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This year?!
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's time
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Zeldurrrr
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What wrecked town will this game make me weepy about this time #Pokopia
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I knew it was on when he took his glasses off.
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My toddler watching Curious George order a hundred dozen donuts
Don Draper watching a movie
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 21/05/2026
Oh, you got your emulator running with a few games to play? That's cute. Andrew Warkentin has made a VM that has over 1,700 operating systems on it that you select from a launcher. One Thousand Seven Hundred Plus. Aww, your emulator takes a couple gigs. His takes 174 of them. virtualosmuseum.org
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The Virtual OS Museum
Over 1,700 pre-installed operating systems spanning 1948 to today, in a single Linux VM. Bundled QEMU, VirtualBox, and UTM. One-click launchers for Windows and Linux.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
In 1989, Wendy's unlocked *the* *best* way to teach new employees proper grill skills...
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Americans put a playground in their backyard with a fence around it when they're right next to the public park.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
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Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie ...
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lots of things are barely legal but if you say it that way people get all worked up
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Longreads @longreads.com · 05/05/2026
"I was certain secret doors existed in real life, and spent a lot of time looking for them." Read an excerpt from "Make Believe" by Mac Barnett, the US National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature longreads.com/2026/05/05/m...
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The Secret Door - Longreads
"When we read, we make believe. We aren’t duped or ensorcelled. Deep down we decide. We make ourselves believe."
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Current genre is: things I can pickup/put down while kids are asleep
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/04/2026
I used to run a page called For Exposure, where I featured funny quotes from people who refused to pay artists. I let it die when Twitter did. But I just found some of the For Exposure Illustrated drawings I did, and I figured I'd let them live here.
This is a terrible economy, and wallet vampires like you make projects more unattainable than usual. (illustrated with a vampire biting wallets.)Don't apply if you're a jerk, just tell me how fast you work. (illustrated as though it's a Dr. Seuss story)i want you to draw but I can't pay you. i can send you nudes instead? (illustrated as a hairy weirdo posing nude with the banners of text covering him.)now lets talk about our futur plans. we hope to get bublished by image comics or eny other large bublishers. (screen readers may not express how horribly misspelled all of that is. it is illustrated with a dopey-eyed meme cat in a business suit.)
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"clear, cold, beady little eyes" as a compliment
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i feel like society moved on from these too quickly
A solar eclipse, captured from a camera mounted on one of the Orion spacecraft\u2019s solar array wings during the Artemis II crew\u2019s flyby of the Moon\u2019s far side. The Moon is dark, save for a bright halo of white light surrounding it. The Orion spacecraft is in the leftmost half of the image, mostly shadowed.The Moon and crescent Earth from Artemis IIA crescent Earth setting behind the Moon\u2019s horizon. Credit: NASAA full disk image of Earth, as seen from the Orion capsule. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. From about 8 to 9 o'clock, a large brown landmass is Africa, with the Iberian peninsula twinkling with lights just where the planet curves. At the 1 o'clock spot, aurora glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You forget who turned this city on; You forget who plugged this city in!
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD, I CAN STILL BE A MAN.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
When will fast food places taking over old banks commit to using the pneumatic tubes in drive thru?
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
kids factor into this as "specialized equipment"
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"vibecoding" is guessing how long and what power to set the microwave at
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Do not pour your scotch into seldom-used visually interesting bottles the same week your partner is donating seldom-used visually interesting things to the charity shop.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Lifehack" I mutter to myself as I eat my cooked-then-chilled Cup Noodle in my HVAC-less room during a heatwave
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why yes I would like to offer feedback about how this recent change has affected my workflow
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“I asked my phone if it was spying on me. It said ‘no I’ve seen enough.’ I asked if it wanted me to turn on location services, it said ‘why? I already know you’re going nowhere.’ I tell ya, its rough out there. A phisher sent me my identity BACK!”
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
god this sprained ankle is a nightmare, getting worse every day, I can barely walk on it anymore, maybe i fractured it? Should I get x-rays?? Am i dying??? *two minutes after putting on compression wrap* Oh.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
the devil just blinked
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Twenty floors above the dark streets of the city, Dr. Light lived in a run-down tenement. An eccentric and brilliant man, Light was a loner. A thinker. A man of ideas.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his hands
Alt: a man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his hands, rolling his eyes and consulting the papers as he shuffles them as if looking for something he was unaware of before
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Waiting for Pokemon Company to realize a large portion of their retained and nostalgic audience may want avatars that look like they have some experience. I'm not a rookie trainer, let me be a Veteran or an Ace Trainer at least!
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Nate @ngs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’ve been fascinated by remote island life for years. This is such a great look at what it really means to live on one! apps.npr.org/life-on-tris...
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Tristan da Cunha: The busiest place you’ve never seen
Photographer Julia Gunther and writer-filmmaker Nick Schönfeld chronicle the rhythms of daily life on Tristan da Cunha, the world’s most remote inhabited island.
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 02/04/2026
Documented proof review scores are antithetical to criticism.
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