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There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.

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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 2h
Tree law
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fields of Mistria is 20% off for the Steam Autumn Sale 🍂 The sale lasts from 10/1 to 10/8! 🔗 bit.ly/Mistria
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TL seredipity
Bluesky timeline featuring a Protomen song quote about Proto Man challenging Mega Man to a battle above a Game Informer notice about Mega Man and Proto Man amibo side by side, along with a screen shot of Proto Man preparing to battle.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me: we got this expensive and heavy organic material mattress for free Bro: crazy Me: By the way when we picked it up there was so much booze in the house it couldn't be legal. Bro: maybe it wasn't Me: ... Bro: what did you say was in this mattress again Me: ... Bro: did we just transport a body
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Protomen Quote Bot @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your father loved you. (He still believes?) His heart was broken. (His only weakness --) HIS GREATEST STRENGTH!!
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you know any parents, it's the time of year where the school apps, form requirements, back-to-school meetings, club signups, and medical records combine to open a portal to Hell.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HARK, A VAGRANT! was a goddamn gift.
Nancy Drew discovers a trunk full of booze, and decides that this is where her father keeps "the mystery juice" and gets completely wasted.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
[Kids] will look at it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults; they have not yet learned to eat plastic. - Ursula Le Guin
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"It" being "the pasta-slurp technique"
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Noel from Swan Boy eating, off-panel word balloon saying "Dude, for real?"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Big Nap Club t-shirt (by Terry Mack) is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/pIeKW9H #ad
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You get a speed boost when you go through.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The DK Challenge was sadly not very challenging. More challenges! Disable rewind!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
why yes I will buy the Velma Transformer
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Have one myself, it is glorious but had to stow it once friends and family brought their kids that could read.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/07/2026
It's once again time for me to extol the virtues of the "Laura Palmer," a refreshing blend of lemonade and cold brew coffee. In all my travels I have yet to find a better beverage for a hot summer morning. It's also the best method I have personally found for accidentally consuming 400mg of caffeine
a cold brew and lemonade over ice. around here we call it a "Laura Palmer," get it?
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
zipline off the top of the arch
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Most deaths on my playthrough so far. Wish I had gotten the lightning shield trinket...
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The car wash techs are calling each other over to point and laugh before grimly setting to work
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Chesco unworthy? :(
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Guessing farm kids was literally anyone passing by on the road
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I would like to see the weird guys of history poasting through it
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This year?!
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's time
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Zeldurrrr
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You get a life-size Kremkoin if you clear enough
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What wrecked town will this game make me weepy about this time #Pokopia
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
sure why not
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I knew it was on when he took his glasses off.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@dodgerollgames.bsky.social
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My toddler watching Curious George order a hundred dozen donuts
Don Draper watching a movie
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 21/05/2026
Oh, you got your emulator running with a few games to play? That's cute. Andrew Warkentin has made a VM that has over 1,700 operating systems on it that you select from a launcher. One Thousand Seven Hundred Plus. Aww, your emulator takes a couple gigs. His takes 174 of them. virtualosmuseum.org
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The Virtual OS Museum
Over 1,700 pre-installed operating systems spanning 1948 to today, in a single Linux VM. Bundled QEMU, VirtualBox, and UTM. One-click launchers for Windows and Linux.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Split screen view of one person in a car looking at a second person in another similar car each with a befuddled, scared, confused expression on their faces.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Totally separate game/save file
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It also has a free cozy-life update called Octopia so get that too.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
In 1989, Wendy's unlocked *the* *best* way to teach new employees proper grill skills...
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Americans put a playground in their backyard with a fence around it when they're right next to the public park.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
>click "REAL"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
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Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie ...
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lots of things are barely legal but if you say it that way people get all worked up
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Longreads @longreads.com · 05/05/2026
"I was certain secret doors existed in real life, and spent a lot of time looking for them." Read an excerpt from "Make Believe" by Mac Barnett, the US National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature longreads.com/2026/05/05/m...
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The Secret Door - Longreads
"When we read, we make believe. We aren’t duped or ensorcelled. Deep down we decide. We make ourselves believe."
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Spider-man sitting at a desk on which three steak tartares await devouring. A framed portrait of Spider-Man is on the wall behind him.
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Deli ticket machine
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ChronoRanger @chronoranger.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Screenshot of Super Mario World where Mario uses a key on a keyhole which grows to enormous size surrounding him.
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