Reposted by Chris NelsonDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 982175633
Reposted by Chris NelsonSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Behold! The power plant of the future... today!" "Too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?" "But it really generates power. It's lighting this room right now." "You lose. Get off my property." 110411
Reposted by Chris NelsonSo Disappointed @sodisappointed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Out now Join us as we tackle the thorniest moral conundrum of all. How do you separate the art from the artist? Available wherever you get your podcasts! Or here… audioboom.com/posts/895803...audioboom.comCan you Separate the Art From the Artist? PART ONEIn this episode we confront a thorny moral issue that’s at the beating heart of this podcast: can you separate the art from the artist? 161
Reposted by Chris NelsonRich @pibasedlifeform.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Viz letter page will always say it best thou 15720
Reposted by Chris NelsonLance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article. 5474121
Reposted by Chris NelsonEmma Southon @emmasouthon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026nice to be addressed by my proper title 516520
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 28/09/20262 hours later and its still up with no correction and no article actually linked 110
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comFrasier's Fire Extinguisher FiascoALT: Frasier's Fire Extinguisher Fiasco 010
Reposted by Chris NelsonSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My son told me a joke. Two cats have a swimming race. They're called "one two three" and "un deux trois". Which one wins? "One two three" because un deux trois quatre cinque. 2540629
Reposted by Chris NelsonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves. 621609130
Reposted by Chris NelsonStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Remember: it could be someone you know. 3483109
Reposted by Chris Nelsoncouchtripper @couchtripper.com · 30/08/2026A playlist of Rich Hall documentaries - mainly about 20th century Americana. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...youtube.comRich Hall - Documentaries - YouTube 082
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly was wonderful. First (and only, Chris does not dance) dance at my wedding was to Pure & Simple by Dolly and it’s as beautiful a memory as I have 010
Reposted by Chris NelsonDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️ 14172161755
Reposted by Chris Nelsonnick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 12/07/2026They're not real salt n vinegar chips if they don't give you chemical burns 27421
Reposted by Chris NelsonJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’ve never understood baby showers. I’ve always assumed you should give them baths until they’re at least six years old. 0145
Reposted by Chris NelsonEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Way more accurate than e.g. the Charlie flashbacks on LOST 0234
Reposted by Chris NelsonWabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026 2047051309
Reposted by Chris NelsonLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026this is my new favorite diagram 9445781410
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026static.klipy.comOffended How Dare YouALT: Offended How Dare You 010
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Great impression of Robert Plant at the opening of Immigrant Song here 091
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“We have to get out of here! Screw history!“ 000
Reposted by Chris NelsonFelicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My son just told me is favourite sentence is: “I didn’t say we should kill him” because if you emphasise each different word it changes the entire meaning 652042406
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I predicted a France vs England final to an American friend’s kids who view me as an oracle of soccer because of being from the UK. How dare France break their illusion? They should learn in an idiot on their own! 100
Reposted by Chris NelsonIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trent Reznor breeds tiny little marine mammals Nine Inch Whales 0503
Reposted by Chris NelsonIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*record scratch* yep, that's me 0315
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Torturers rejoice as they bid on new material 010
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gifstatic.klipy.comKrusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?ALT: Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That? 070
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you Which Way to the War? The tired and played out Lloyd & Croft sitcom pilot starring a very pre-Mentalist or Guardian Simon Baker that reviewed poorly and didn’t get picked up. 000
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I must be tired, the cake horse is making me emotional. I DEMAND THE FICTIONAL HORSE BE GIVEN CAKE 010
Reposted by Chris NelsonEd Jennings @edjennings.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's all kicking off in Canterbury. 1163746780
Reposted by Chris Nelsonsophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Judge: explain these posts about luigi Me: Im a big fan of mario kart J: is this a joke to you M: I would never joke about mario kart, your honor J: this is about CEOs M: oh I would definitely joke about CEOs, it’s called punching up much like when mario breaks a box and a mushroom doubles his size- 212623
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I *raises hand*static.klipy.comIan Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park QuoteALT: Ian Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote 100
Reposted by Chris NelsonDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/11/2024ME: you can’t just put “Mc” in front of anything and sell it. It just doesn’t work that way RONALD MCDONALD: *exhales a cloud of cigarette smoke* McKill him 1140365
Reposted by Chris NelsonEvelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. My eyes are watering. 18016
Reposted by Chris NelsonSgtPep @sgtpepper0106.bsky.social · 14/05/2026On an 80s school exchange I was asked repeatedly by a pretty French girl what I thought about ‘Napoleon’. I tried to be as positive about his contribution to history, political culture and military strategy as an Englishman could, to no avail. Eventually worked out she was saying ‘Paul Young’. 186
Chris Nelson @chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Our cat who my wife has had 9 years and absolutely does not cuddle is definitely starting to warm up to the idea of doing so. She’s currently half lying on my foot in bed. To be fair she is also seeking comfort from the evil AC which is her greatest nemesis 120
![[Scene is a parody of a 1970s Public Information Film. A young girl is going home from school.]
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[She leaves the school gates].
VOICEOVER:
The world today
is full of people.
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You meet lots of them every day.
[The girl crosses the road with the help of a LOLLIPOP MAN]
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LOLLIPOP MAN says ’to camera’ [girl’s POV]:
Mind ‘ow you go, love.
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But every time you meet one,
[She gets on a bus]
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BUS DRIVER [also talking to camera]:
That’ll be 40p, please
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[She enters a sweet shop]
You must always think to yourself:
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[The kindly looking woman behind the counter hands her a bag of pick n mix]
KINDLY WOMAN:
There y’are, sweet’art...
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[Voiceover again]:
Could *they* be a person who leaves one-star reviews for things when they get sent the wrong item?
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[The woman picks up a smartphone to write something]
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[Cut to a view of her phone screen, it is an Amazon review page for Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro]:
Never Let Me Go
by Kazuo Ishiguro
[one star]
THIS ISN’T A PRIT STICK
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[Woman looks ‘to camera’ at the girl, sinisterly]
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[Girl’s terrified face behind the ad’s final text line]:
Always have one-star-reviewers-of-things-for-not-being-other-things sense.
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