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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What if an entire country had two full years to look itself in the eye and internalize the idea that they'd elected the King Of The Rapists to steal money out of their wallets, murder their neighbors, and shit in their food. Is it theoretically possible such an event would effect opinion polls

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 7h

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They’re finally doing the impossible (making cigarettes completely uncool)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026

Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth…

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Elixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 04/10/2026

Several people in prominent positions in the DHS and DoD publicly state they do not believe the earth is old enough to agree with this dating. It's no wonder they're not interested in preserving it.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

That time Rosie O Donnell said what Hasan said but to Elisabeth Filarski on network TV

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us

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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Solidarity: the only way to win

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 03/09/2026

noticing a house spider minding its own business

Star Is Born 4 panel with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga
Him: Hey.
Her: What?
Him: Keep it up.
Her: (Smiles)

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Voters elected Trump to make them rich 😊

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 29/08/2026

Nope. There is no animus. You're playing with an automated algorithm that's being assigned too many privileges with outcomes based on probability. That's like "shit I lost control of this giant bolder I was rolling down a crowded street, it must be magic."

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Jeez louise times are getting tough! If anyone out there has any extra money to spare I’m @chocobill on Venmo 🥺

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

DC would be better off with President Godzilla

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this

Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry

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Lee Rosenberg 🇺🇦 @leerosenberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It means they’re a cult

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 15/08/2026

“We should write that spot down.”

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 14/08/2026

the pitch: we build a replica of washington dc several miles down the road. by reprogramming the gps in the president’s limo, we convince him & his party that they are running the government from the replica, leaving the rest of us to live normal lives.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/08/2026

we know LLM companies are fueled by plagiarism on the supply side, but this raises the worrying question of how much plagiarism defines the demand side as well

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Vertical drinking is having a bunch of different vintages of the same wine, you should know that you dusty Brit

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

drunkest sounding teetotaler there ever was

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sleepin’ and slurrin’ his way through every presser these days

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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News.

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

If The AI Bubble Bursts, Working Families Will Pay The Price Which Will Also Happen if the AI Bubble Doesn't Burst

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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 27/07/2026

The world's richest man wants to kill someone for giving him a softball interview that he whiffed

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

in order to do this, he - like the rest of his tiresome cohort - would have to admit that the arts are important, require both skill and talent, and are worthy of attention and investment. the SV philosophy cannot allow that. it’s sad.

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

When It Happens, democrats are really gonna come out and say that he was the greatest president

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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Men? For office? Groundbreaking. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm sorry Senator, but if you think ~he~ had wit, I must implore you to sit in on one of the many book clubs I have with my male friends, and bear witness to the literary riffs that take place therein.

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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I said Lindsey — funny name for a man but he was proud of it — LINDSEY. You don’t sound good Lindsey. You sound NOT SO GOOD. He told me he’d be fine and I guess he was not so fine, which they tell me happens sometimes.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Iranian TV news presenter: “Lindsey Graham, the anti-Iranian senator, has gone to hell. “This news is so good that I want to read it to you once more. Lindsey Graham, the anti-Iranian senator, has gone to hell.”

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/07/2026

Diniece and I are racing to make buses fast and reliable, so we talked about how we're cutting bus commutes by 6 minutes while racing in MarioKart.

Mayor Mamdani loses to Diniece in Mario Kart.

How are we making bus rides six minutes faster?
A bus can get stuck in traffic, stuck at a light, or stuck at a bus stop. So we’re adding red bus-only lanes. We have the buses talking to the traffic lights, so they stay green until the bus crosses the intersection. And we’re opening all doors, so no more yelling “back door” at your driver.

We’re upgrading 175 bus routes. That’s 70% of all bus routes in New York City. Because slow buses are not viable. We’re making the bus fast and reliable.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’m usually much more upset when I’ve heard a gay person has died.

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Just when you think you’re gonna crack open your Mitch McConnell bottle!

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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The fascist project potentially being brought to a stuttering halt because its biggest enablers are ancient, dust-filled windbags who die in office is possibly the funniest thing that could happen to this decrepit republic

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Perhaps Mitch McConnell (his team) isn’t (aren’t) trying to be political! He (they) just wants (want him) to be the oldest living human someday!

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

feels like a real landmark of impunity that major corporations are making federal crimes part of the interview process

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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Breaking: Argentina Goal Tender Finds Four Leaf Clover

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GlobeLover @chocoreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Argentina goal tender picking grass

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