Reposted by Allium Enjoyerone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 265783964
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The barber discourages you from yelling "whee!!" when he spins the chair around 000
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerThe Licorice Kid @thelicoricekid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If i was an umpire and one of my calls got overturned i would start crying. You would see how red and watery my eyes were before i pulled the mask back down 16725
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was looking through George W Bush's high school yearbook, looking to find a picture that is mentioned in a NYT article of him in drag, and coincidentally found this "listen to @bloodwork.show" 100
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day 257490
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My introduction to anime was via my schizophrenic cousin who got me to watch Cowboy Bebop, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 111
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down. 518717
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Doesn’t get much better as a short summary than ‘property developer Louis XIV’ 1027237
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Absolutely crazy to me that it’s more acceptable to criticize Israel because you think all Jews are evil than it is to criticize Israel because you believe Palestinians are also human 9968184
Reposted by Allium Enjoyer@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think this was ultimately the right move. 04488397
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026september issue is out 20897192
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I think a pizza is the most fun food to make while drunk 000
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look 813472396
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026let’s start at square one what’s a workflow 4087725
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Why do tradwives have to be like that? I just want to make a pie without a stand mixer and get concerned about microwaving plastic containers for unscientific reasons without worrying that I am making people think that I'm into race science 000
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026sometimes i’m taken aback by how draconian UK defamation law seems, but on the other hand it’s pretty clear that British journalists can’t be trusted with free speech 202113208
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My university residence building had a ThyssenKrupp elevator, so every time I returned to my dorm after smoking a joint: I would notice the brand of the elevator, think about how that company profited from slave labour, and then I would be sitting in stoned silence and thinking about the Holocaust 100
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391837338
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the break-in at the watergate complex was only one part of a vast history of criminality within the nixon administration and part of the reason nixon kept such damning tapes around instead of burning them is because it had all become so commonplace that it seemed mundane 319728
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I got in trouble for shuffling my liked songs on the aux and a song with jazz-pipes (bagpipes playing jazz) came on 121
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2026you wouldn't know it from the sophie cunningham discourse but there actually are some cis people who understand sports. i mean i don't, but i know some who do 151783251
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 09/08/2026The US and UK are doing a similar thing: destroying their soft power out of a desire to reassert hard power. But the US is at least trying to do violent imperialism. The UK is just doing fan service for people who think higher ed is soy and gay, so dismantling it will bring back the British Empire. 232353
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max 017835
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026put this man in Congress 291684299
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026new issue of Vizier Monthly is out 5041271200
Reposted by Allium Enjoyerceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch 762336201
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Insane that democrats keep trying to cave on this issue rather than amplifying the fact that it’s being spearheaded by bigots and freaks 672835681
Reposted by Allium Enjoyermady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️ @mady.cat · 30/07/2026I checked his profile and he posted this almost immediately after talking about taking psilocybin mushrooms lmao 291454185
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerSarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office. 533934902
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026SVU character: I'm NOT gay. I have relationships with women... and SEX with men. Woke Ice T: That's normal. I'm not going to put a label on you right now 141959247
Reposted by Allium Enjoyerdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/07/2026using my mind to imagine a lady 2631523
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026contrast with nixonmaxxing where you put on a dog collar, get on all fours, and begin howling, “oh Mother, have I been a good boy? oh please Mother tell me im a good boy. the only reason I did any of it was for you Mother. It’s not my fault. It’s not my fault. It was for you.” 0253
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I know that he's bad because he's a politician and centre-right, but I have great respect for Emmanuel Macron. Getting groomed by a woman who is 24 years older than you and then becoming president of France, hell yeah 000
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026On my way to Taco Bell to support good corporate citizenship. Not confident enough to order anything with lettuce, mind you, but still. 132638
Reposted by Allium Enjoyerdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026my extreme emotional response to this has been instantly clarifying: im like a starving man. the absence of inspirational leaders who appeal to my better angels and challenge me to do more has been completely corrosive. how can any community live like this, with no lived moral center at all 251679232
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The US Marines killed 20 Italians doing shit like this 110
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian 785971044
Allium Enjoyer @chiralconman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I honestly forgot that politicians can just do this. Why didn't he do it earlier? 000
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerDavid Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This is directly out of the far-right's playbook, de-anonymizing social media and crushing queer online spaces under the excuse of "protecting children." Haidt is avowedly anti-trans a d was literally part of Epstein's clique: transnews.network/p/epstein-ba... 4652284
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026researching baseball 187100782178
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It's so funny that The Atlantic started as an abolitionist journal and is now, among other things, the retirement home for Bush-era xenophobes 71317215
Reposted by Allium EnjoyerMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 23/06/2026the best chance the Prairieland anti-ICE protesters have is that we keep their names and their case on our lips as we eventually move to a post-Trump era, that we fight for their pardon as an essential part of departing from fascism. 291838764
