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Cousin Jones

@chiklis.bsky.social
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not being on socials outside occasionally posting while overseas has been such a treat for my brain. Think that it's gonna stay this way outside the occasional photo dump here or insta.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
god this guy rules
On Earth Day (Wednesday, April 22), Mayor Mamdani directly addressed reporters and
constituents and opened his speech with a quote from Heat. "I want to reflect on the words of the late, great Val Kilmer in the not fully appreciated in its time 1995 Michael Mann classic, Heat," he said, referring to Kilmer's memorable performance as Chris Shiherlis.
"When speaking about his love interest, Ashley Judd, he said, 'The sun rises and sets with her, man.'"
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Inauthentic behaviours? On social media?
"You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you" Elon yells before slamming the front door. A good two years after I've packed my bags and boarded a train out of town.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i'm 800 years old
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Fuckboi era has been entered
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Saw GOST in 2023 with Perturbator. Still the best live synth show I've been to. Dude will be very sorely missed.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY APPEARANCE IS CHANGED, LOOKING COMPRESSED 

P2- NOW NANCY LOOKS STRETCHED 

P3-NANCY NOW APPEARS SQUEEZED 

P4- NANCY: HEY ! WHAT'S WRONG HERE TODAY?

P5- 
ERNIE BUSHMILLER:APRIL FOOL
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Good signs: Vietnam
Art Toilet
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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
my son blungi orders a sloppy steak at truffoni’s and if they won’t do it he orders a steak and a cup of water and slops it up himself 🤣 the waiters are stunned when they can’t stop him from making his sloppy steak!
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My painting WESTERN STORM
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Tagesschau Bot @tagesschau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank #Cum-Cum #DeutscheBank #Ermittlung
tagesschau.de
Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank
Rund 600 Millionen Euro könnte die Deutsche Bank mit womöglich rechtswidrigen Steuergeschäften kassiert haben.
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RUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Maybe check back with us after the state elections this year.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
brush and ink sketch of a samurai with hiragana over which reads "I'm trying to display flash content but the flash-plugin is disabled"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold
"BLUESKY: IT'S ALL 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Dune
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
just one hit bro, i just need to level out bro
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
L E fant
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cooked as: featuring Big Milk
Sweet Potato curryRotti ballinOur life's workBIIIIG Milk
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Rocking out
View from Pidurangala Rock
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Mid 90s British Television : 3374s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 3374 seconds.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
As an Australian in Sri Lanka atm it's pretty cool that when you introduce yourself now, it's about 50% "oh cricket" and 50% "why are you sending planes to the middle east".
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sri Lankan folks gotta line up with a QR code, on their assigned day, for hours in an orderly fashion to put 5 litres of fuel in their scooter. Meanwhile fuckheads in Australia fill up their yank tank and an extra tank and a tank in the trunk just in case it might go up a couple more cents.
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an enormous step forward for women of people.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips
three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the latin way to apologise is called "mea cupla" cause if you want me to forgive you you have to buy "mea" "cuppla" beers
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 14/03/2026
Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995
Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
[0012816] Crash when making a statement about your profession to yourself
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Pat McCaffrie @patmccaffrie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hottest Stressed show on record @ The Annandale Neighbourhood Centre
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/03/2026
“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The goverment cant stop you from having a little grindcore before bed
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/03/2026
Brutal stuff. The hyperscalers are a death cult now. Meta has burned $100bn+ on nothing and human beings will suffer for it
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I know you’ve all been wondering and Yes, Jeremy Piven has a podcast No, it hasn’t been updated since 2022 Yes, it’s called How U Livin J Piven
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Low hanging fruit, but when your tourism industry is being fucked because an alzheimers patient likes explosions, we'll take it
Trump sammich. White bread - Full of baloney - w/ russian dressing AND a small pickle. Yum yum.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Abso Lutely
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh my fucka god.
Airbnb host offhandedly offered "some food if you hungry" - the food
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I cant explain why, but if you gave AI the voice of Kermit I think I might finally use and trust it
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'M NOT A PIMP! / S07E19 The Wig Master
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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
cum!
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
So far so good
Negombo baybeeeee
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/03/2026
ATTENTION HOT PEOPLE‼️ InPrnt is having a FREE SHIPPING event this weekend. Really, really good time to grab some wall art! www.inprnt.com/gallery/artb...
A screenshot of our shop's gallery page. 

A lot of our art pieces arranged in a grid
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adam online @adgunn.online · 14/03/2026
SONG OF THE DAY - #73 - MARCH 14TH, 2026 Milk Talk - The Bay www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0kE...
youtube.com
MILK TALK「THE BAY」(Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Milk Talk
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
5 std drinks. $2. Fuck.
Fuck
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Folderal Conspiracy, Esq @folderalconspiracy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke. This is not a joke. We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.
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♰⛧Medusa Spookyforme⛧♰ @achirimotedo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Jeremy Poxon @jeremypoxon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Mission accomplished
Albanese with two thumbs up
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sri Lanka: Day one
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A Sri Lankan man just gave me a full pack of slim cigarettes for showing him Donny Benet. That's what we in the biz call a "cultural exchange". youtu.be/eM3XyivYPYI?...
youtu.be
Donny Benét- American Dream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Donny Benét
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