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Cousin Jones

@chiklis.bsky.social
393 followers 263 following 576 posts

Ranked @ Marrickville Pork Roll / TV Cunt

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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Special
The joke is that it says Kum. Nothing else
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Always
Phô Hàng Ðông
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
vũ khí chết người
Lethal Weapon: Riggs getting tortured with Viet subtitles
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Inauthentic behaviours? On social media?
"You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you" Elon yells before slamming the front door. A good two years after I've packed my bags and boarded a train out of town.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hoi An: Tim, Less Charming
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Fuckboi era has been entered
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Saw GOST in 2023 with Perturbator. Still the best live synth show I've been to. Dude will be very sorely missed.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
America
Gun Cancer
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yes
BÒNG
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Spicy
Poison Coffee
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Good signs: Vietnam
Art Toilet
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
L E fant
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cooked as: featuring Big Milk
Sweet Potato curryRotti ballinOur life's workBIIIIG Milk
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Rocking out
View from Pidurangala Rock
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sri Lankan folks gotta line up with a QR code, on their assigned day, for hours in an orderly fashion to put 5 litres of fuel in their scooter. Meanwhile fuckheads in Australia fill up their yank tank and an extra tank and a tank in the trunk just in case it might go up a couple more cents.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hottest Stressed show on record @ The Annandale Neighbourhood Centre
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Low hanging fruit, but when your tourism industry is being fucked because an alzheimers patient likes explosions, we'll take it
Trump sammich. White bread - Full of baloney - w/ russian dressing AND a small pickle. Yum yum.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Abso Lutely
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh my fucka god.
Airbnb host offhandedly offered "some food if you hungry" - the food
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
So far so good
Negombo baybeeeee
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
5 std drinks. $2. Fuck.
Fuck
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sri Lanka: Day one
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Near Birdsville. The hot hots.
Pretty hotSo pretty hot the clouds fucked off
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Why wouldn't work let me use this for the Man City v Nottingham thumbnail
Premier League - if it isn't my old mate, headkick Haaland
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Revachol from Disco Elysium
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Book about Beast
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
God I miss her
Trangle
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
More salute goods
Two ultimate sex machines doin a danceSnuck up the backYeahnotbad
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
salute @ Liberty Hall with @purplepow.bsky.social Lovely vibes, lovely times
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Morning commute culture
Yeah righto
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Dogsitting a sitting dog
Wynnie the groudle or groogle or groodle or however you spell it
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Dressed as an Aus Open for work
Andre Gagassi
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Every time I happen to catch free-to-air, it's always talking about something simultaneously too old to be relevant but also too currently ubiquitous to be nostalgia inducing.
Fuckin friends meal. Remember Friends?? Damn I forgot about Friends I say to my friend (hehe), I swear I haven't heard about that unfunny dogshit in, oh, at least a whole business day. Oh and they're pop vinyls because it wasnt trashy feeling enough. Surprised it doesn't feature the word adulting. Poo yuck.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Better Lovers at the Manning Bar. Good over 30's circle pitting experience. Only got head kicked once.
Better Lovers (ex Every Time I Die / Dillinger Escape Plan) performing at the Manning Bar on 25/1/26Better Lovers (ex Every Time I Die / Dillinger Escape Plan) performing at the Manning Bar on 25/1/26
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Something melancholic going on in the reviews for Officeworks Alexandria
Officeworks Alexandria Reviews:

One reads:

"There is a long queue of guests and no one recieves them"

The other reads:

"Because of her I have beautiful photos of my baby and family"
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Finally
Nu Water - 20 Pack 250ml for $11.99. Absolute bargain to be on the cutting edge of hydration
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Alec no....
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Hey @steampowered.com what the fucken??? These are public, my work colleagues can see.
Steam Review with my most played genres but surely not. Surely.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
As expected for the Steam Review
Steam review showing lots of UFO 50 played. Bitta Monster Train and somehow 31 sessions of Monster Hunter but one has to assume that's from crashes.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Christmas Bisc
Biscuit the cat cosplaying as a cat that enjoys what is currently happening
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Amazon putting only the best stuff front and center in their 15 second Game Awards spot
"It's on Prime" but says the text. Then shows a handful of random or old shitThe snoop game. Gonna be printing subscriptions
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Just found out about Wes Andersons
AI killing it as always. 

Text reads: 

"For cynical viewers seeking feel-good comedies, try films that blend sharp wit with genuine heart, like Wes Anderson's quirky Little Miss Sunshine, the clever time-" before cutting off
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Picking up all the single women at the All-Bran™ Gut Bacteria Reef Virtual Experience
All Bran's famous Gut Bacteria Reef advertisement on a box
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Enmore Theatre - Night 1 (4/12/25)
King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard Performing "I'm In Your Mind Fuzz" Live - Enmore Theatre, 4/12/2025King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard Performing "Witchcraft" Live - Enmore Theatre, 4/12/2025King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard Performing "Flamethrower" Live - Enmore Theatre, 4/12/2025King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard Live - Enmore Theatre, 4/12/2025
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Opera House Gizz
King Gizzard at the Opera House. So good.
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