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Cousin Jones

@chiklis.bsky.social
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Ranked @ Marrickville Pork Roll / TV Cunt

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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Love all the pals genuinely but I'm seeing nothing but brainrot and anger now especially after coming up for air for a bit.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Deleting them off the phones, then social media can go back to being a "have to get on the computer to post or browse" thing.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not being on socials outside occasionally posting while overseas has been such a treat for my brain. Think that it's gonna stay this way outside the occasional photo dump here or insta.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
god this guy rules
On Earth Day (Wednesday, April 22), Mayor Mamdani directly addressed reporters and
constituents and opened his speech with a quote from Heat. "I want to reflect on the words of the late, great Val Kilmer in the not fully appreciated in its time 1995 Michael Mann classic, Heat," he said, referring to Kilmer's memorable performance as Chris Shiherlis.
"When speaking about his love interest, Ashley Judd, he said, 'The sun rises and sets with her, man.'"
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's the occasional consistent distortion in the Centrelink one that gives it the extra spice
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ÿ̵̭́̆͐̉o̷̮͙̱̲͊̎̊͒̑́u̴̮̙̽̑̐͂r̷͓͖̯̜̩̳̻̘̐̄̐̋́͛̓̊͘͜ ̴͓͎̦̾̊͜c̵͉͍̬̙̖̍͗a̶͚̳̣͕͍̻͚͋̆͆͋͝ĺ̸̖͕͇̽̑ͅl̶̛̫͈̳̰͙̯̲̫̈͂̒̓͒ ̵̼̫̹͛͗̽́̔̐̀̕̚͠ͅi̸̠̦̫̹̩͉͐̑̏̋̆͑͌̂̚͝s̴͓̙̫͕͋̂̉̓͛̏͗̔̇ ̵̺̪̦̯̼͈̥̑̔̀̀̊͊̀͋͜͜í̸̧̨͕̫̞̙̪̫̰̂m̷̧̳͈̣̞͆͌́̋͐̓͘p̸̖̟͋͋͒̓̏́̋̈̂͊ơ̷̟̼̈́̄̍͂͊̈́r̷̥͔̲͛͗͊͋͑̂̑͐̾͗t̵̨̯̝̝̊̿̅̂̃̔̒̿̂ą̶̥͖̞̱̖̪̘͙̈́̆̓̿͆͠͠n̶̜̮̠̱͉̯͒̿́̍͝t̶̰̖̬͖̑͒͝
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Get the panels shaking pushing this out the Pioneer rear subwoofer of a WRX
youtu.be
Opus No. 1
YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Special
The joke is that it says Kum. Nothing else
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Always
Phô Hàng Ðông
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
vũ khí chết người
Lethal Weapon: Riggs getting tortured with Viet subtitles
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is making a funny face while holding his chest with his hands .
ALT: a man is making a funny face while holding his chest with his hands .
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Inauthentic behaviours? On social media?
"You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you" Elon yells before slamming the front door. A good two years after I've packed my bags and boarded a train out of town.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Italian plumber, born fictionally from the mind of Japanese developers, he says with confidence
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i'm 800 years old
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hoi An: Tim, Less Charming
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Alt text: international sex pest
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Fuckboi era has been entered
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Saw GOST in 2023 with Perturbator. Still the best live synth show I've been to. Dude will be very sorely missed.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY APPEARANCE IS CHANGED, LOOKING COMPRESSED 

P2- NOW NANCY LOOKS STRETCHED 

P3-NANCY NOW APPEARS SQUEEZED 

P4- NANCY: HEY ! WHAT'S WRONG HERE TODAY?

P5- 
ERNIE BUSHMILLER:APRIL FOOL
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
America
Gun Cancer
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yes
BÒNG
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Spicy
Poison Coffee
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Good signs: Vietnam
Art Toilet
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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
my son blungi orders a sloppy steak at truffoni’s and if they won’t do it he orders a steak and a cup of water and slops it up himself 🤣 the waiters are stunned when they can’t stop him from making his sloppy steak!
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My painting WESTERN STORM
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Tagesschau Bot @tagesschau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank #Cum-Cum #DeutscheBank #Ermittlung
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Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank
Rund 600 Millionen Euro könnte die Deutsche Bank mit womöglich rechtswidrigen Steuergeschäften kassiert haben.
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RUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Maybe check back with us after the state elections this year.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
brush and ink sketch of a samurai with hiragana over which reads "I'm trying to display flash content but the flash-plugin is disabled"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold
"BLUESKY: IT'S ALL 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Dune
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I love Family Dude
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
just one hit bro, i just need to level out bro
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cunt has a Family Guy pfp
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
L E fant
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cooked as: featuring Big Milk
Sweet Potato curryRotti ballinOur life's workBIIIIG Milk
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Rocking out
View from Pidurangala Rock
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Mid 90s British Television : 3374s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 3374 seconds.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
As an Australian in Sri Lanka atm it's pretty cool that when you introduce yourself now, it's about 50% "oh cricket" and 50% "why are you sending planes to the middle east".
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We want so badly to seem like we're hard done by, while never having to deal with any problems outside our own making. Sadfishing ass country.
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sri Lankan folks gotta line up with a QR code, on their assigned day, for hours in an orderly fashion to put 5 litres of fuel in their scooter. Meanwhile fuckheads in Australia fill up their yank tank and an extra tank and a tank in the trunk just in case it might go up a couple more cents.
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an enormous step forward for women of people.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips
three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Babawhooey
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gollum ass post
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the latin way to apologise is called "mea cupla" cause if you want me to forgive you you have to buy "mea" "cuppla" beers
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 14/03/2026
Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995
Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
[0012816] Crash when making a statement about your profession to yourself
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Pat McCaffrie @patmccaffrie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...
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Cousin Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hottest Stressed show on record @ The Annandale Neighbourhood Centre
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