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Jeff Terando

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know it shouldn’t require having a daughter to hate DeShaun Watson, but I still need to ask, don’t any of these motherfuckers have daughters?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know who Taylor Lorenz is and you sons of bitches can’t make me learn. I refuse.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Respect to Paul Schrader for steadfastly refusing to “sit the next few plays out” regardless of how often he’s asked to sit the next few plays out
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah, and I’ll add: many folks in my industry are *much* more comfortable criticizing him off the field now that he clearly stinks on it.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watchmen (2019)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s me I’m like a lot of Americans I ✅support same sex marriage ✅care about the environment ✅will grind society’s bones to a powder through unchecked free market economics and key-jangling propaganda to avoid paying a single dollar of my taxes
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I didn’t know who the fuck Sophie Cunningham was like 3 days ago, and I blame a lot of you people for changing that against my will.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The irony here is that if this is a joke it’s incredibly lame, but if this is honestly a dawning realization it’s insanely funny.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
theonion.com/jared-leto-asks-if-he-…
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Close cousin of this
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hopsital
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls theonion.com/study-finds-there-aren…
Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ralph Whiskey averaged 350 innings a season before integration
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“They only made one Paris. It will not visit you.” Is going to be in my head for a while
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@katiebakes.bsky.social Reading the StubHub piece. Possibly the angriest I’ve ever been was after 90 minutes on hold/being transferred, standing in front of Mile High Stadium, in November, for a night game, I had flown to for a friends 40th birthday, I was told the ticket I bought (1/2)
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There’s Grand Theft Auto the crime but then there’s Grand Theft Auto the specific action that I’d only ever heard of happening in the video game Grand Theft Auto
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
FIFA: we'd love to have you on the World Cup cameraman team, any questions for us? THE CARTOON WOLF FROM LOONEY TUNES WHOSE EYES POP OUT OF HIS HEAD LIKE BOI-OI-OIIIIIING WHEN HE SEES A SEXY DAME: yeah — do you guys have HR? FIFA: thankfully no
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“You guys are loud”
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 12/06/2026
I know a workout during a crippling hangover when I see one.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
lol Mariska literally sprinted from her second show to the Garden www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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Ceinwen Langley @ceinwenlangley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
The Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks his dad to come play in the snow with him. His dad initially says no, because he has to work. Then, angry at himself, his Dad goes out to build a snowman with Calvin. As the Dad works into the night to make up for it, we see Calvin’s mum lifting him up to give one of the few, if only, kisses he ever gives his dad in the Calvin and Hobbes run. His dad is content. It’s a textless comic, and it’s lovely.
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The violence in Belfast is a reminder of something I don’t want to take for granted: The fascists here hoped the response to the depredations of ICE would be similar, with people turning in or attacking their neighbors. That it was the very opposite is worth remembering in this season of despair
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s a very competitive field, but this has launched itself into the competition for The Stupidest Fucking Thing I’ve Ever Heard
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/06/2026
I’ve watched this 500x
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social thanks for posting that! Literally bought our son the orange gorilla on Sunday
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Would of paid good money for a live feed of @netw3rk.bsky.social or @rodger.bsky.social over this last 30 minutes
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I second this.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@blankcheck.bsky.social This seemed relevant to your interests.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Watching a horse race and a potential season ending Boston Celtics loss in the same day may be too many endorphins for one man at once, but I’m gonna risk it
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 02/05/2026
I know there are lots of good people in college administration, but it's increasingly one of those roles like "private equity lawyer," "oil executive," or "Red Sox fan" where you're really going to have to convince me in each individual case
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 02/05/2026
Anyway student journalists have been and remain one of the best reasons to have hope for this country
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
stop putting idiots in the paper saying the dumbest thing youve ever seen
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
$6.00/hr at Togos in 2000
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
they're gonna look back at the onion/infowars thing as a pivotal moment in history. gutenberg bible levels of important.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2026
it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Anyway, I feel like that guy right now as I see a Michael Jackson biopic getting released. No, we're not doing this, I don't care what you tell me.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Did you know the UCLA Bruins are national champs after beating South Carolina by 79-51? Plus an extra $100 (and fees) for good measure
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Major Publications Stop Giving Reactionary Losers Cute Names Challenge Difficulty Level: Impossible
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In hindsight, 10 was probably too young to see Pulp Fiction.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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