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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SearchyHome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/79/#c...
GRASSY: Can you guys think of any spangles to add to my SearchyHome page, or is it already perfect?
(A SearchyHome webpage has various widgets.)
WIDGET: BugPet.
WIDGET: STICKY TO-DO: 1. Eyelid questions.
2. Actors in love with each
other?
3. Bowling ideas (big bowling).
4. Spider quiz.
WIDGET: TODAY CALENDAR: Today, Oct 2.
WIDGET: WORD OF THE DAY: Oleaginous.
Bad, yucky.
The man was so oleaginous. Yuck.
WIDGET: HOROSCOPE: Pisces: A great hair day is a great CARE day, slippery!
DAFFODIL: Maybe one that tells you when someone nearby needs help getting of the roof.
GRASSY: I'll see if they have that.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Comments under an inspirational image that says, Good things come your way the humble and thankful. 

Dana Glance comments, do u believe this? OP Allie Wonsley says, ? ya of course lol why not. 

In two separate comments, Dana replies, way u live and flounce around. Going around. Having lettuce wraps almost every day. 

(extra rice noodles as well)
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Strange to think Olivia nuzzi was in the news just two months ago. But then again, maybe not so strange to think. For that was the summer it frosted in July and killed daddy's dahlias. That's was the summer old man munchin's bird runoff with widow Steven's cane top. That's was the was the summer the world burned for me. And it is not so strange to think that Olivia nuzzi would come and go for me like august rain for me in the summer that the world burned
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Gentleman Agriculturalist grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/75/#c...
GRASSY: I've found someone that I think is going to become a big part of our lives.
(A series of different images of the same handsome, gray-haired man picking vegetables are each accompanied by text. The website heading says, The Gentleman Agriculturalist.)
Image:
Seems to me, if your date is shivering in the spaghetti strap dress she wore for YOU, your coat should already be around her shoulders!
Image: Seems to me, if your date wore something nice for your night out, YOU should be NICE and walk on the OUTside towards the
street.
Image: Seems to me, if your date wore open-toed Shoes, your coat BEST be going over
that puddle.
Partially-obscured image: YOU should be showing up with some beautiful flowers!)
GRASSY: I just skip the cow ones.
(A new, similar-style image with a cow instead of the man is accompanied by text.) 
Image: Seems to moo, if the government doesn't work as hard as moo, it shouldn't be taking moo hard earned MoOlah!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2001: The Martin Balsam Cut
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old 3D game landscape of tall, rocky cliffs. A text box says, GAME OVER. condolences, my pet. Options below say, CONTINUE, and, EXPLAIN. A cursor hovers over EXPLAIN.Text: Solver LBY,
Were you not instructed to avoid settling your gaze upon Meliflora's Precipice Were you not warned, sternly? Lovingly?
Did you imagine a trophy atop the pedestal of your disobedience?
Did you really think great Mother fate would make a winner of a trickster and a liar out of me?
SHAME! Shame. Hubris and shame. You've no doubt known schoolmarms, fathers, or generous barmen who have rewarded your giggling oversteps.
But your snickers at the rules sound tinny in my primeval ears.When you are many eons old, as I am, another's joie de vivre does not excite. I seek a Solver whose expansive mind apprehends the seeds of my instructions and whose deft hand tends them into tender truit. I Iong for a dance partner who will first learn the steps before pulling me into a confident embrace.
You may think you are leading this waltz, but l am the music, the planet, and the room.
Do not look at the precipice.
There is no other way. You must attempt once again to best me in Sports Trivia.
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i think i may have found it on www.solidaritycinema.com
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 14/08/2026
it's been a minute since I had new flash fiction out—“The Age of Cancer” is up at @lightspeedmagazine.com! And if you haven't read THE TIME MACHINE by HG Wells, don't worry, the story quotes the relevant paragraph www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-...
lightspeedmagazine.com
The Age of Cancer - Lightspeed Magazine
This is our struggle. We scuttle on the sand before the softly breathing salt-burdened sea with the lichen on the rocks a bright poison green and great white butterflies screaming under a red sky whil...
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Judy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, it's just a screenshot of HBO Max's "Raunchy Fun" category, featuring two titles: Haneke's "The Piano Teacher" and whatever "Exposed: Naked Crimes" is
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A Little Night Pillow grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/66/#c...
GRASSY: Well no wonder the fruit guy made that list. Making lists is just about the funnest thing ever.
PROGRAM: WordGorgeous: 
Untitled:
1. night pillow.
2. night pillow from other side of bed.
3. beautiful type of pillow.
4. couch pillow.
5. outside pillow.
6. unexpected pillow.
7. pillow too small for case.
8:
ASTER: What about a bolster pillow?
GRASSY: Aster, not everyone slept in a gold crib with a champagne baby bottle.
DAFFODIL: Yeah, Aster. Not everyone can lower themselves into their caviar bath in their escargot room... to numb how it feels when the butler smiles with too many teeth.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Sam Heller | سام هيلر @abujamajem.com · 29/07/2026
Ya x.com/yarbatman/st...
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
The scene from Devil Wears Prada where Emily Blunt and Gisele Bundchen are dressed like stylish snobs asking straight brown haired Anne Hathaway what she’s wearing only now Hathaway is in a red checked button down and the print says “are you wearing the MIT…” “the Mitch McConell proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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jeffman.bsky.social @jeffman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
boltsmag.org/massachusett...
boltsmag.org
Inside ICE’s Only Contract with a Blue State - Bolts
As part of a 287(g) contract between state officials and ICE, Massachusetts continues to release prisoners into deportation—even as state lawmakers look to ban other forms of ICE collaboration.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Google query,
• explain mr bungle to my boyfriend, with the suggested searches,
how to talk to boyfriend about mr
bungle,
mr bungle safe for boyfriends, do boyfriends know about mr bungle,
mr bungle bf dangers, mr bungle startled my man,
mr bungle wrecked my romance,
me bingle bf tricks,
bungle boy hazard.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/07/2026
They put him in the brazen bull ❤️
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Me: Idk much about her, but it would be cool of her to make a reflective, self-referential album about her perpetually heartbroken era coming to an end and what that means for her art Taylor Swift: When you come for me, my beau will give you a swirlie, Haters hate to see a frickin wifed-up girlie
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fear not! He will soon be replaced by a guy who seems marginally more leftwing due to his regional accent but will maintain those wonderful policies
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Adam @chalicotherex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Alright, fair is fair. Iran won the war, now we all have live in the world of Universal Language
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Hollywood Handbook and Friends @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What you are witnessing now, Gil Ozeri, is the prestige. Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan...
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Starting eight racers in Kelly ReiKart: --First Cow --Lucy the dog --Stephen Meek --Lizzy the grouchy artist --JB Mooney --Will Oldham (the man, not one of his characters) --Josh and Dena the ecoterrorists --Beth, the probable lesbian
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I know my Jewish brothers and sisters will reject the far right politics drafting off this reasonable-seeming message, and further, reflect on whether this is the kind of cheap demagogue we want gaining control of all six Infinity Stones.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews
REAL reviews of red onion with titles and body text. They say, 

1. Ascend:
The red onion is the only onion for me, strong and vivacious it turns the beat around!

2. Onions should be good & they were.
What you would hope for in an onion. 🙄

3. Freah.
Good quality.

4. GOOD.
GOOD.

5. Onion.
Love onion.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Someone on here named CrudWiener: today’s wiener status: 76% caked in crud Me, my face lighting up as if seeing a loved one after a long absence: Cruddy Weeny 🥹 my close personal friend 🙂
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
7 The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8 Their hair was like women's hair, and their teeth were like lions' teeth.

(image of neco-arc from melty blood, a chibi person with prominent cat ears and tail, large cat eyes and fangs, and orange hair, doing a big bwah)

(image of a swarm of neco arcs)
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
SOCCER TIPS AND TRICKS USMNT.MP4
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Welcome to Wonderful Night grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/57/#c...
Three mugs of hot chocolate sit around a bowl of popcorn on the counter. Then, Grassy holds a mug as he addresses the other two bunnies.
GRASSY: Thank you for coming to Wonderful Night.
ASTER: What's on the marquee for this evening?
GRASSY: What I have prepared is Zoo Gorilla Deserves Mom of the Year, When Motorcycle Stunts Go Off Without a Hitch, and 2-Year-Old's Painting Looks Just Like a Scottie Dog. But I'm also open to suggestions.
DAFFODIL: I'm interested in something, actually.
WEB PAGE: VidoCue. Epic PotatoBanana Episode 6 - Veggie Police
Don't Want Potato to Set His Big Butt on Fire.
Captions on a video of rudimentary cartoon vegetables says, Stop right there, spudnuts.
You don't understand. I have to set fire to my big butt.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/05/2026
elmer fudd as vlad in tub
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Me: Oh we have to cut through Corny Village? Nah never been there. Why would I have? Haha. Corny villager upon our arrival: Great to see you again, boss bitch ☺️ Soooo we did a thing while you were away and elected you Queen. TttttthhhhhAT just happened 🤩
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lmao she rules
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Kitchen Reflections 🚰 grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/54/#c...
Grassy stands at the kitchen sink, reflecting.
WEB PAGE: Accidental Yacker.
Stranger: Do you think it's wrong for your girlfriend to have a web page where she doesn't even mention you?
You: Hmmm. I guess I would need more information.
Stranger: If information was burps you wouldn't be saying that.
You: I guess not.
WEB PAGE:
Stranger: do you have any tattoos or piercings.
You: No, how about you?
Stranger: that's private. but i do have a metal plate.
Stranger: in me.
WEB PAGE:
You: Hello! Pleased to meet you. I'm Grassy.
Stranger: huh. was hoping for something more original.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: someone saying they're a criminal or from circus.
WEB PAGE:
You: Hello! My name is Grassy and I am pleased to meet you.
Stranger: whunge?
WEB PAGE:
You: Hello! I'm Grassy. How are you?
Stranger: I'm trying to buy something a lot of people don't want me to have.
You: Why don't they want you to have it?
Stranger: They would step on a bug just to hear the crunch.
WEB PAGE:
You: What are some of your interests or things you like?
Stranger: Serpents.
You: Wow, like you keep them as pets?
Stranger: No.
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
training day
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
this guy got so horny defending america's immiseration of cuba that he sent a link to a sextape
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
universal language, red rooms, nirvanna, dead lover, rumours, possessor
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"What happens when we say, 'When it finally happens...'": a José Saramago story I like, inviting us to dispassionately consider the abstract (and dreaded) possibility that our beloved leaders might shuffle off this mortal coil into their golden toilets: www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/trump-when-i...
oaklandreviewofbooks.org
The Throne
What happens when we say, "When it finally happens..."
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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 21/03/2026
Had to name drop the guy for a fellow Tennessean
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
sf's most psychotic voters elected lurie because we weren't happy being governed by only one gavin newsom
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erez @chalkdust.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
it came to my local alamo a few weeks ago and it suuucks
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
At the urging of President Donald J. Trump, the Guardian Council convened in Qom today to select Matt Patricia as the next Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
what a relief to know we’re a nation of newspapers and newspapermen
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Blood Forest grassyvalley.thecomi...
GRASSY: I'm not afraid of the magician anymore since I defeated him with my words. But there are lots of things to be really scared of in the world.
WEB:
The Two Girls And The Terrifying Event.
Two girls were walking through the forest together. They were best friends ever since kindergarten. One of them said it would be fun to get maple from a tree so they poked the tree to get it out of there. But what came out of the tree was watery and maroon red. That's right. It was blood.
They thought it must just be a weird tree with a bad disease from the bugs. So they tried another tree and it was also blood. They tried the next tree and it dripped with crimson blood. When they got home no one believed them about the blood forest.
ASTER: Chilling, definitely. Though I'm not sure it would look any different were it a pure fabrication.
DAFFODIL: My heart believes in this. But I bet I could think of something scarier.
(Grassy looks at Daffodil with wide-eyed terror.)
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DEI speedwagon 🌹🇵🇸 @uhshanti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
had posted something more harsh in response to this post, am just going to leave this here instead. any suggestion that the “tax the rich” protesters “began to chant” antisemitic remarks as Lurie’s quoted statement implies is false, period. they told this bigot passerby off, as they or anyone should
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 25/02/2026
a few months ago, i talked to Tony Kushner for an hour and a half about Munich
gq.com
Even Tony Kushner Warned Steven Spielberg About Making ‘Munich’
Kushner—who cowrote the screenplay for Spielberg’s controversial, eerily prescient film about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict—recalls telling the director, “You do understand that we’re going to get ...
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