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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There is no cease fire
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⚾️ Jake Bauers of the Milwaukee Brewers says he decided not to retire because his wife was pregnant and they needed health insurance. In the richest country in the world. It doesn’t have to be like this. #MedicareForAllNOW
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Sweet Tea @chainsawperson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin bitch made
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god what a picture
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i saw some commentary on here about how one never sees Charlie Kirk anymore in a serious context, and it made me feel the need to take y’all on a short walk through the halls of congress one year after his death i only made it past about half of their offices bc I only had like 40 mins at lunch but
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Laura says "it's so cute! Hamtaro and his girlfriend had babies." She witnesses the scene and scream "HAMTARO!! NO!!!" Hamtaro is revealed to have eaten his children. Their headless bodies festoon the cage.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A man stands behind the 4 panels of a comic as if the comic is representing a window. he is dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. One of his friends comments "when he's wearing his Rei Ayanami schoolgirl outfit, he does this in front of every window he passes by."
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In retrospect, this makes it seem remarkable Bush took any hit at all for Hurricane Katrina. Trump routinely blows off disaster assistance and appears to pay no political price at all.
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Kratom Wambsgans @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fri-Yay!! share if you’re gearing up to go gentle into that good night
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
UPDATE: Israel finally admits they murdered Hind Rajab. www.cnn.com/2026/08/19/m...
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Sweet Tea @chainsawperson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Donuts and coffee for breakfast makes me believe in the American dream again
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
SCREAMING 😂 😂 I love this team (from Bryson’s IG stories)
Bryson Stott showing onion article about cornfield on his phone in front of Cristopher Sánchez
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Again it is insane that we have accepted masked secret police.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/08/2026
i appreciate my mutuals' commitment to ruthlessly workshopping a bit at any costs
leon @leyawn.bsky.social • 47s woke-one-da forever is this anything

victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.s... now
I know not what weapons woke 3 will be fought with, but woke 4 will be fought with blue hair and pronouns. is this anything
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Steve Harvey presents the Miss Universe awards on stage, standing in front of bright lights and a lineup of Miss Universe contestants from different countries. Steve, reading from a card, says, “the new Miss Universe is…” Panel 2: “Xugrulon Prime!” A tearful alien is bestowed with a crown and bouquet of flowers as confetti falls around her. Panel 3: back home on xugrulon prime, her family proudly celebrates in front of their TV set. Two of them embrace, another is taking a video on their phone, and a little larval baby with a pacifier sits among them.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a meerkat is seated  and speaking to the “camera” in an interview style. The meerkat says with an intensity, “nobody knows the real story. I was there.” Panel 2: another dramatic Netflix documentary interview style shot of the meerkat. It continues, “it’s a cult.” Panel 3: title card on a prairie landscape which reads, “MEERKAT MANOR: Tunnel of Lies”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
sometimes I question the ethics of working at a human cloning lab. the rapid growth baths smell terrible and the clones scream in their sleep if we don't titrate their nutrient solution fast enough. But then you see your front office make the big trade for Skubal and all our hard work pays off
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He dumped water we needed in LA to fight the Palisades wildfires into the Central Valley just to fuck us over and it wasted water they needed for the grow season. No one remembers this either. It's insane.
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Sweet Tea @chainsawperson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m going to fucking kill myself bro I hate it here so much
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
they’re slicing me real thin and putting me on sandwiches today
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My mentor 300 lifetimes ago: Incantations aren’t meant to be said with ease. In uttering the words, you give of yourself. You wince in pain, knowing that suffering’s seed blooms into power’s bounty. Me now: Can I please get the Gobble That Thang Turkey Melt, O-O-Open-Face, please. Lovefunk Style.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy wearing glasses, a backwards flat rim hat, and a graphic t-shirt featuring an image of Ne-Yo (the singer) is holding a vape and appears to be holding in his breath. He says with his hands raised presentationally, “ok now check this:” Panel 2: the guy is blowing fat O’s through each other in a crazy smoke trick. Seated in a circle around him are elder aliens with long wizard-like beards and mysterious sparkling robes, each as tall as a house. The elders are all completely enraptured with the performance of the vape trick guy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever
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Detritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The danger is in believing that this man is a bad apple, an outlier. This stuff is baked into the position of enforcer of hierarchical oppression.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Italian unions just won the first-ever workers’ rights agreement with Amazon. The deal expands parental leave rights and protects workers from being disciplined by the company based on video surveillance footage. Amazon has 19,000 workers in Italy. www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
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Italian unions agree workers' rights deal with Amazon
Italian unions have signed ‌an agreement with Amazon.com covering leave, employee rights and video surveillance, the unions and the U.S. e-commerce ​giant said on Wednesday.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a song to sing
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/07/2026
This summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City.

This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Page 2: a girl standing in the doorway of the venue says to the emu, “you coming in? The show’s about to start!” The emu, a bit surprised, responds, “oh. Uhh…” Cut to the interior of the venue and the emu is standing in a crowd of people watching a band perform. He seems to be enjoying himself.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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Dr. William Horne @wihorne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A slave patrol argument if ever there was one. The free movement of racialized people does not make them intrinsically dangerous. That is a racist lie designed to promote terror & legitimize violence & plunder.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026
"An account with this avatar was blocked" post. You open it and it's a long forgotten picture of your grandmother as a younger woman. You must have been a child at that age. She looks happier than you ever knew her. You could not possibly have memories from that age. The TL refreshes and it's gone
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The secret police who have lied about every person they’ve senselessly killed in the streets have once again lied about a person they senselessly killed in the streets.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are on the verge of revolutions in solar energy and in mRNA medical research, but the USA won't participate in them because our leaders are retrograde morons who would rather see people burn and die than change.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Between this and the national guard in Memphis it’s kind of disturbing me (yes I know I’m a member of the media) the degree to which these killings aren’t really breaking thru rn
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