Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesbrainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 13hI appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real 23909150
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they did the thing 251161233690
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 571214904188
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass 191106110
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025 25868186
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts 91203140
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rattheguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 1091094233
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242629615
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 03/09/2026they've got a pre-write for your obit, bro. they're saying your legacy is complicated. they used the word complicit, bro 136958
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator 868959
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/08/2026i will eat the chicken and waffles oreos 150226592
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBrady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The legend Robin Lopez 383172519
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026it really makes you think 251219162
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten 685144532
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahoneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked 443579619
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt. 1654563572
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesSoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026I just call them pants 4268041082
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024remembering the greatest interview of all time 1382742086
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesJ🌹 @suburbansocialist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My revulsion at the mainstream media for participating in the WHCD tonight can’t be overstated. They’re laughing at his jokes and shaking his hand? Fuck off. The corporate press is an enemy addicted to access. And this was true before the Ellison’s started their takeover. 192085347
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026obviously Mitch McConnell is physically fine but has just started watching One Piece 191134130
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105792736
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026gonna baja blast my enemiesstatic.klipy.comArnold Schwarzenegger Rocket Launcher: Happy Ayutha PoojaALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger Rocket Launcher: Happy Ayutha Pooja 26101236
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/07/2026When visiting Taco Bell becomes a righteous act of propaganda defiance, that is very convenient for me, a person who was already there anyway 4732136
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell 10453971026
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/20261996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone 2244411179
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏 58153743627
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026screaming @ the romaine lettuce 052058
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked 4481271517
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach 752176264
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026PARDON ME BUT IS THAT WHAT I THIBK IT IS 1731122
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They could have made this map any color. 733123641
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 10/07/2026It's such a big horse, the biggest horse anyone has ever seen, many people are saying it's the best horse of all, other presidents tried to get such a big horse but they never managed it, who knows why? But we got such a big horse and we're bringing it inside and it's going to be so nice 427229
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/07/2026not only is mitch mcconnell fine, he said he was currently in "the purest ecstasy" and after our talk he invited me to spend a few days with him in "a place beyond human notions of pleasure and pain," I assume on martha's vineyard 637848
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/06/2026me, demanding more of the daytime World Cup to which I’ve become accustomed 649394
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s one thing for a mega famous superstar athlete to tolerate the surely endless stream of children running up to them, asking for photos and autographs, another thing to enjoy it. Haaland is one of one for being like “I bet that kid would get excited if he saw me, I better get his attention” 1046469852
Reposted by Mr. Big Cahonesbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i remember we found some british porno back in the day it was just a website of jpgs of a nude person getting beans poured on them in a bathtub, it was haunting. theyve been through a lot on that island, they needed this tonight 61184128
Reposted by Mr. Big CahonesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Australia's roster is 100% made of Fuckboy Boyfriend 1540036
