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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The smallest bat in North America is the canyon bat (Parastrellus hesperus), also called the western pipistrelle or American parastrelle. They weigh about 3–6 grams, the weight of a US penny, sheet of paper, or teaspoon of sugar. In flight, they're sometimes confused for moths or butterflies.

A tiny smoke-grey furry bat with darker face, ears and wings. The big story is the tiny size. The entire bat fits on a portion of a human's thumb, a tee-weeny tiny little guy.

This is a viral photo that's circulated for years, but I found it on r/BatFacts posted by u/Pardusco.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2024

GIRL AT COFFEE SHOP: Hey, this might be a little forward, but I’ve noticed we’re both in here a lot and I thought one of us should finally say hi! ME: I’m really glad you came over, I've been think-- AI PIN CLIPPED TO MY SHIRT: FAT ASS WHITE GIRL, HOT GIRL 4K, BIG HUGE BREASTS TRENDING ON ARTSTATION

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Vesh @rexiafortuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

rent lowering cumshots

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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I bought an unlabelled VHS tape of Muppets Treasure Island by an creepyold man who said it belonged to his dead son boy and when I put it in the player it oozed black goo and it ruined my VHS player and when I went to take it back the old man he was there and he said sorry

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

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Fat Dixx @catboyodysseus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Just used my bachelor's degree to kill a fly #educated

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/06/2026

I told a new guy in my friend group that I hope he's promoted to series regular and he didn't even fall in love with me (gay)

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Fat Dixx @catboyodysseus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

My parents have coworker energy and my coworkers have older sibling energy. My older brother is sort of an in-law to me

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Fat Dixx @catboyodysseus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It takes a real man to be a femcel

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'm a catch because I can cook

The start of some delicious and suggestive 50s-style candle salads

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

My posts are subliminally funny. Trust me, you’re laughing your ass off at a subconscious level.

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Fat Dixx @catboyodysseus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I can only hope I'm ugly in a way that is charming to some people. Like a baby bird or a small inbred dog

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I feel like I'm not good enough to have imposter's syndrome

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

My baby got out and left me in a hot car

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Fat Dixx @catboyodysseus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

bury me with all my screenshots

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ceej @ceej.online · 17/03/2026

saint patrick ate all those snakes

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

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Fat Dixx @catboyodysseus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Who up stimulating their economy

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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Just shot some kinda small werewolf looking thing on my porch. Heads up some weirdos out tonight

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Scientists announce discovery of a dead body: "Somebody call 911”

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I need to stay up all night. there’s just one problem: my stomach will get sick if i eat a crack rock

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

shin godzilla, what’s next king kneedorah? hey i’m kidding. don’t get worked up over nothing

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

yeah we all died and are in limbo, buddy, catch up. why do you think we been playing so much half-life on PS2. turns out limbo only has so many games and is probably not gonna get more anytime soon.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/10/2025