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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No matter what happens in 2026 and 2028, the right wing has an entire media complex ready to shamelessly lie for them about anything and everything. If we don't dismantle that, any fixes we apply to the damage MAGA has done to our country will be temporary at best.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Imagine being a USMNT player, gearing up for the biggest game of your life while watching a bunch of your countrymen say they're going to cheer for the other team because the idiot president who lies with every breath *claims* he made a call to FIFA about a red card.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DOGE's sole purpose was to cancel investigations into Elon Musk. That's the only reason it ever existed.
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fun fact: Chuck Grassley is also celebrating his 250th birthday this year.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No American is safer right now than the algae in the reflecting pool
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Elon Musk takes more in government subsidies every single day (approx $8M) than any American will in their entire lives
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Some people still seem confused as to how capitalism works so here's a step-by-step explainer: 1. All the money and resources go to billionaires
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
BREAKING: Elon Musk promises to make people poor on Mars within 20 years
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I bet no trillionaires have the guts to go see Titanic in a janky sub
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Becoming the world's first trillionaire also includes an automatic victory in the World's Biggest Cunt contest so congrats on multiple fronts to that chubby douche who uses his own child as a human shield
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The other place is fun because you wonder if the world's first trillionaire is such a thin-skinned, insecure, whiny little manbaby that he'll target your account because you said something bad about him only to realize yes he absolutely is
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I know most of the country is Knicks fans right now and so am I, but don't forget the Knicks owner is a huge piece of shit and MSG violates the civil rights of everyone who goes there at his behest.
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Olivia of Troye @oliviaoftroye.com · 08/06/2026
One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We could fix 90% of what's wrong with this country simply by never electing another Republican
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Stay as far away as you possibly can from the SpaceX IPO. It has the makings of a once-in-a-century pump and dump. Don't be left holding the bag.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The amount of stupid we're forced to endure every single day can't be good for us.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So if I'm antifa do I get my cut of the $1.8B slush fund since it was all an antifa op?
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Trump is using our money to literally pay off criminals. He's the most corrupt person in American history and the Republicans are just letting him get away with it. Never forget that.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The modern Republican party is completely untethered from reality, trusting in their purchased propaganda empire to convince Americans the sky is whatever color they need it to be that day. They spent decades destroying education so that this plan would work. We must wreck that propaganda machine.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
BREAKING: Iran offers unconditional surrender after US threatens to send over JD Vance
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The Trump administration is a systematic grift and nothing else. The SAVE act is about them staying in power so they can continue the grift indefinitely.
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You cannot change the vote you cast. You CAN change what you do next. You were lied to. You were betrayed. What matters now is what you decide to do about it.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@mynamehear.bsky.social needs to come back over here.🙂
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Donald Trump threatening to take MAGA's guns away is an absolute chef's kiss
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If Erik the Red were alive today I bet he'd be gloating like a mf
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize.
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Can we all agree to stop paying federal taxes? No taxation without representation MAGA likes to spout "1776" without understanding why the Revolution happened Cut off federal funds. He has 700 billion to buy Greenland. He doesn't need our $$
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/01/2026
Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
📢 IDEA FOR ANYONE PROTESTING ICE Get yourselves a MAGA hat to wear while confronting ICE Let the shitty media try and spin that video and maybe wake up real MAGAts at the same time when they see ICE coming for "them"
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams died. Oh well. Release the Epstein files.
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Always keep in mind that anything that happens to someone else can happen to you too. Tyranny is here and sooner or later no one will be safe.
Person standing in front of masked goons in riot gear waving a Gadsden flag.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
MAGA is weak, unpopular, and wildly outnumbered. Democrats need to start acting like it.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
MAGA 2024: Ain't no gubment person ever gunna tell me what to do MAGA 2026: Which part of the gun you want me to suck on, sir?
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
When things look their darkest and the worst people in the world are enjoying your pain, think about how satisfying it's going to be watching them bawl at their tribunals
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Reminder: We the People shoulder the most taxes while receiving less and less in return while the oligarchs pay minimal taxes, have purchased all the representation and receive all of the benefits that come with that representation. The regime is treading all over us!
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This year is going to be like the final boss for optimists
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
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Monika Bauerlein @monikab.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You didn’t see what you saw. You saw what we decide you saw. America 2026
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
JD Vance clearly woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When Democrats are in charge, people have to put up with the "awful tyranny" of pronouns and letting trans people live their lives. When Republicans are in charge, America invades other countries and unaccountable Gestapo members shoot innocent soccer moms in the face.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/01/2026
Am I correct that there’s no federal statute of limitations for murder so this could be prosecuted federally if we elect a Dem president in 2028?
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Imagine the story ICE would be spinning if it wasn't caught on video. You can't believe anything that comes from the federal government right now.
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I'll be curious what that ICE agents background is. Did he pass a background check? Does he have a record? Is he former police? He obviously doesn't belong on the streets with a gun
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/01/2026
Today was a hard day. Be kind to yourself and each other. Love you guys.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“God damn them all.”
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
BREAKING: Susan Collins threat level upgraded to "disappointed"
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
To Kristi Noem, shooting a liberal woman in the face is no different than shooting her puppy or goat in the face.
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