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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The replies are locked, but
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a woman wearing glasses and a black hat says i have doubts .
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a black hat says i have doubts .
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So if AI Psychosis is a thing that happens because the human mind breaks when it's trapped by a sycophant who affirms every thought, agrees with every delusion - does this give us a window into what's been happening into the ultra rich , and why they're such broken people?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Good Mole Man to you
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons reading on the radio 

HELLO, THIS IS MOLE MAN IN THE MORNING. GOOD MOLE MAN TO YOU.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 13/02/2026
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
One partner who can’t finish their food and another partner horrified by the idea of letting food go to waste works out much better than you might think
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Look at this photo. This isn't a concentration camp? If you look at this and say "well guys we can't just stop this, there's too many levers that need to be pulled" you might lack a soul
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked. When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
gizmodo.com
Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017
Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Respectfully,
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 25/01/2026
🇮🇶 Iraqi Kurdish women braid hair at protest in solidarity with Syrian Kurds Dozens of women gather in Erbil, the capital of the Iraqi Kurdistan region, to braid each other's hair in a show of support, after a Syrian soldier bragged in a video about cutting off a Kurdish fighter's braid in Raqa.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
The Gravamen of the Disclosure

4. The gravamen of the disclosure is as follows: 
a. By memorandum dated May 12, 2025 (“the May 12 Memo”), Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons authorizes ICE agents to forcibly enter into certain people’s homes without a judicial warrant, consent, or an emergency.

b. Specifically, in the May 12 Memo, the Acting ICE Director authorized ICE Agents to rely on Form I-205 (which is not a judicial warrant) to enter the residence of an alien subject to a final order of deportation, without consent, including by “a necessary and reasonable amount of force.”2c. While addressed to “All ICE Personnel,” in practice the May 12 Memo has not been formally distributed to all personnel. Instead, the May 12 Memo has been provided to select DHS officials who are then directed to verbally brief the new policy for action. Those supervisors then show the Memo to some employees, like our clients, and direct them to read the Memo and return it to the supervisor.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I grew up hearing stories from my father about how folks abducted by Franco’s secret police would routinely “escape” to the roof of police HQ and “commit suicide.” The obviousness of the lie was itself an intimidation tactic.
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hell yeah #BladeRunnerLive
Concert movie screen an musical instruments Text on screen reads: BLADE RUNNER
LIV
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
BREAKING: James Rodden, an ICE prosecutor who the Observer identified last year as the operator of an X account that posted “America is a White nation," “‘Migrants’ are all criminals,” and apparent praise of Adolf Hitler, appeared to be back at work Tuesday. www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...
texasobserver.org
ICE Prosecutor Who Runs Racist X Account Returns to Dallas Immigration Court
James Rodden, who the Observer identified last year as the operator of the account that routinely posted hateful statements, appeared to be back at work Tuesday.
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Everyone knows “regular clothes under Bloc clothes”, but also “extra Bloc underneath regular clothes, but actually it’s a ninja outfit in case you need to hide”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
this is the funniest thing anyone’s ever tweeted
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Portland 2020 summer protests depleted the entire federal supply of teargas, years of stockpiling. They still haven’t recovered.
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
k.
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Stargate SG-1 Finale in a nutshell: “Life is a tragic and beautiful thing, huh?” “It really is. Now let’s get back to work”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 17/12/2025
this is why you don't give them an inch
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
2001: A Space Odyssey. There was a guy talking through the whole first half, in a conversational manner, narrating the story in granular detail. I could see people stirring, and eventually asking him to stop during the intermission. I think they waited for the lights to come on (nervously)
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
A three word love story: *lowers volume* “Good?”
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Bunny, text reads 

¿hope our names are touching on the watch list
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Holy shit, ai slop is everywhere I’m just now seeing I just replaced my 6 year old phone, and jumped ahead 10 iOS updates. Finally seeing things in the apps that I was trying to avoid.
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Biggest
Typesetting in All The Land
ONION
Finest Source of News
Who's-Killing.
Whom News
Sundoy, September 3. 1939
TUMDAY IDITION Price Seven Cents
WA-
HEADLINE CONTINUED ON PAGE 2
Hitler Invades Britain, Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Netherlands, France, Greece, Yugoslavia,
Hungary, Luxembourg
French Surrender
After Valiant Ten-Minute Struggle
WAR BULLETINS FROM THE EMBATTLED NATIONS
LONDON POLITELY PREPARES TO BE BOMBED docks as he boarded a luxury liner for Edinburgh. "I assure
LONDON. - Upon learing that Hitler had inclured you that he can and will provide for a peaceful co-exis
Britain in the long list of countries upon which he declared war, First Sea Lord Winston Churchill took strong and
fence with Mr. Hitter."
The King assured his occupied subjects that England would prove a safe refuge for His Majesty's family and
tilities. British soldiers fooded the streets, filling bucket treasured belongings
Hitler Pleosed to See Unconditional Surrender Already Prepared for Him
French Citizenry
Welcome German
Conquerors: We Kept Your Rooms
Just the Way You Left Them'
upon bucket with water in anticination of the torrent of incendiary bombs which Nazi airplanes will soon rain
HUNGARY SEEKS SAFETY WITH STALIN
BUCHAREST - Hungary has taken a dillerent lack
"Lord Chamberlain signed a pact with Nazi Germany from her French and Norwegian brothers in reacting to the stating that, in the Ikely event of war, London would inevitable German assault, adopting a course or acton be bombed until no stone lay atop another." said Church-which may prove to be their salvation from tyranny and ill, "and we intend to honor our agreement like gentle-men."
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In the lace ol a migns, sron haced enemy. we. the Hungarian people, announce our absorption into the rule
De Gaulle Colls Capitulation "An Example of the Finest French Military Tradition'
GERMANS INVADE DENMARK;
ARE MISTAKEN FOR ROWDY TOURISTS
•i the sist and tal kossi, bereaty bespan or sie
Hungarian Parliament announced yesterday morni…
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Anarchist Quotes @anarchistquotes.com · 01/12/2025
Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember. Alan Moore
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
cropped customer review from George Hotelling march 14 2010

So, (spoiler alert) the sun is going out and the people on the spaceship are going to restart it and save the earth. They have a lot of challenges to overcome like in any movie, and then they overcome them. But here's the thing about the movie that you won't believe: no one ever looks really serious and says "It's daylight saving time."

Not one character. No one says "It's daylight saving time." In the entire movie. I know you don't think it's possible, but if you watch it you'll feel like you wasted 4 hours of your life (time moves slower when you're waiting for someone to deliver an amazing line). What were the writers thinking!?
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
i walk along the street thinking to myself: thats right my money green
pussy
acetamenaphine

a man in a suit approaches me and says: Hello good lady I heard the rap you were freestyling in your head I am Mr rap how would you like $20

i respond: wow this isnt even a dream sequence
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
As a child, the tv show “How it’s Made” was a favorite.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.
Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: 

Stop! He’s already dead!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is the thing here - it’s pretty obvious the Dems don’t want to abolish ICE (right now), but the genie is out of the bottle. Normies are screaming for ICE agents’ heads. You can’t slap a rainbow sticker on this one bsky.app/profile/atta...
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Blade Runner is one of the best FRANKENSTEIN movies. And I’m not gonna explain
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’m still using Pandora for music, no Spotify algorithm can match my 15yrs of “thumbs up” playlists
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Goddamnit, another IG advert for a frivolous product i very much want to buy. But integrity means that I won’t. I did not consent to be enticed by brass key-blanks that look like medieval castle keys, or like Victorian drawer handles
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Eric Shmeric @ericdienstfrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).
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Yellow Dot Studios @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today is the 60th(!) anniversary of the first public report on the dangers of fossil fuel pollution. What happened? A whole lot of fossil fuel bullsh*t and corruption in service of a whole lot of nothing. All while pollution and warming escalated far beyond what scientist predicted in 1965.
gravityisgone.com
This Whole Thing Really Snuck Up On Us
Looking back, and ahead, on the anniversary of a White House warning.
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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
“Can you toss some spring rolls in the air fryer?”
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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