Reposted by ByeByePantsSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/10/2026STOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼 7855123
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What do you do when the best friend you married decides that it's over? 010
Reposted by ByeByePantsceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108522345
Reposted by ByeByePantsRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 157165165567
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just saw the Starbomb show at the Fillmore in Charlotte, so good, even if I may have been the oldest person in the room! 001
Reposted by ByeByePantsFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss. 3611130
Reposted by ByeByePantsJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 73685453
Reposted by ByeByePantsexistenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Friends, relax and rejoice as FEARSOME ELECTRIC BILL retreats for the season, for ABOMINABLE GAS BILL awakens before long. 021
Reposted by ByeByePantsmaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026the RE movie protag is a certified goofball 344425896
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just watched Resident Evil and let me be yet another voice on here saying how good it is! 000
Reposted by ByeByePantsMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i saw some commentary on here about how one never sees Charlie Kirk anymore in a serious context, and it made me feel the need to take y’all on a short walk through the halls of congress one year after his death i only made it past about half of their offices bc I only had like 40 mins at lunch but 4748194
Reposted by ByeByePantsStaub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110423074
Reposted by ByeByePantsMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe 6455431006
Reposted by ByeByePantsRob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Guys. Where are the posts reminding us not to speak ill of the dead? I'm not seeing them for some reason. 172395446
Reposted by ByeByePantsPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell 104648937
Reposted by ByeByePantsAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121515977
Reposted by ByeByePantsAuntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember: you will be celebrated for either your life or your passing. You get to decide which. 04410
Reposted by ByeByePantsWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Minotauro have now taken down their AI-voiced audio book of Burning Chrome, and assure me that no more will be sold. ALL of my audio contracts state that Al voicing must not be used. Minotauro apologize for their mistake in this case. My other audio books with Minotauro are human-voiced. 301151139
Reposted by ByeByePantsendora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hey fellow addicts - sober, dead, or in jail. those are the options. you're worth living for. go for a run, scrub the floors, call your sponsor, eat a bag of blowpops. these moments will pass into something else. we got this. 0345
Reposted by ByeByePantsIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat" 274124062097
Reposted by ByeByePantsMicah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic 3245711026
Reposted by ByeByePantsIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Jimothy spotted in Roku City! 415720
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I have discovered on this trip that Epcot is very different when you're sober. 000
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Part of being a parent is leaving the Death Cab concert because your 26 year old son is on his way to the hospital with chest pain. Ruling out all the bad stuff, hopefully just a tweaked muscle. 010
Reposted by ByeByePantsMicah @rincewind.run · 22/07/2026the rise of the DSA is testing the Vote Blue No Matter Who credentials of a lot of people who thought those credentials would never be tested personally, I meant it time for them to prove the same 403010406
Reposted by ByeByePantslowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 13/07/2026see sam neill gets the “don’t speak ill of the dead” treatment because he was good people, and that’s why we’re not talking about jurassic park iii 22942145
ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Holy crap, all the crab raving around today almost made me miss this milestone! 0150
Reposted by ByeByePantsJoe Keenan @joekeenan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I never knew that Republican congressman could develop depression themselves. I thought they were just carriers. 523961
Reposted by ByeByePantsAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 07/06/2026“Ayyyy! This here taxi’s so crazy it’s based on stolen artwork ayyyy! We used the theft engine is crrrrrazy! No one is supporting our game anymore! Cccrrrrrazzzzzy!” 25512
Reposted by ByeByePantsWabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The use of "HR Lady" as a pejorative is quite revealing. It's a rejection of modern workplace norms that is also openly misogynistic. Anyone throwing this term around can be dismissed outright. 083
Reposted by ByeByePantsInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026You know who I miss, NoHo Hank, what a guy 2573
Reposted by ByeByePantsHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/06/2026Kennedy Center staff is told they have until next Friday "to strip all references from signs, brochures, the website and other materials — and to update email signatures and letterhead immediately." I want video of the name coming off the building. I have rarely wanted anything more strongly. 1524255
Reposted by ByeByePantsmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/05/2026what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky 91611414
Reposted by ByeByePantsBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026They issued quarters to commemorate America's bicentennial, and as a kid I felt disappointed; I'd missed it, born too late. Then I did the math and realized I'd probably be around for the 250th and figured that was pretty cool too I was wrong. It's not cool. What a waste. 11006
Reposted by ByeByePantsCasval ☄️🏳️⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time 1195422650
Reposted by ByeByePantsRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 04/05/2026just bc an evil person is in ill health doesn't mean you have to celebrate it i mean you can, and maybe you should, and the world will be a better place without them, and fuck them, and miss me with any "civility" BS when it comes to literal fascist pieces of shit i'm just saying it's your choice 0182
Reposted by ByeByePantsKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The most infuriating thing about this is that his entire campaign was him saying “this time I’m going to be so much worse, you fuckers have no idea how shitty I’m gonna be” 1494577713
Reposted by ByeByePantsMicah @rincewind.run · 25/04/2026I see pictures of piers morgan interviewing russell brand on my timeline and you cannot make me watch that at gunpoint 491373114
Reposted by ByeByePantsgm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026It's wild to me how many people even want a job that they're unqualified for. I think it'd be cool to be a surgeon, but I'd have to turn it down if offered it on the spot bc I don't know shit about medicine. But these folks are always ready to grab a scalpel and start slicing away randomly. 1330718