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ByeByePants

@byebyepants.bsky.social
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He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Human rights are for everyone except terfs and nazis, because fuck them.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw the Starbomb show at the Fillmore in Charlotte, so good, even if I may have been the oldest person in the room!
The stage for a Starbomb show
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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existenocrisis @existenocrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friends, relax and rejoice as FEARSOME ELECTRIC BILL retreats for the season, for ABOMINABLE GAS BILL awakens before long.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just watched Resident Evil and let me be yet another voice on here saying how good it is!
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i saw some commentary on here about how one never sees Charlie Kirk anymore in a serious context, and it made me feel the need to take y’all on a short walk through the halls of congress one year after his death i only made it past about half of their offices bc I only had like 40 mins at lunch but
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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thematthewshow @thematthewshow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chloe for International Dog Day!
Chloe, a 1/2 chihuahua, laying in her bed
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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guys. Where are the posts reminding us not to speak ill of the dead? I'm not seeing them for some reason.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember: you will be celebrated for either your life or your passing. You get to decide which.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Minotauro have now taken down their AI-voiced audio book of Burning Chrome, and assure me that no more will be sold. ALL of my audio contracts state that Al voicing must not be used. Minotauro apologize for their mistake in this case. My other audio books with Minotauro are human-voiced.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hey fellow addicts - sober, dead, or in jail. those are the options. you're worth living for. go for a run, scrub the floors, call your sponsor, eat a bag of blowpops. these moments will pass into something else. we got this.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Cait (spooky edition 🦇) @caitesq.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a good boy
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jimothy spotted in Roku City!
A TV screenshot focused on a tiny digital Jimothy next to a street light in Roku City
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have discovered on this trip that Epcot is very different when you're sober.
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In my happy place!
Picture of Epcot
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A photo of a nutria on a beach and the text: if you are seeing this the curse is lifted. have a good day
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bravo
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Part of being a parent is leaving the Death Cab concert because your 26 year old son is on his way to the hospital with chest pain. Ruling out all the bad stuff, hopefully just a tweaked muscle.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/07/2026
the rise of the DSA is testing the Vote Blue No Matter Who credentials of a lot of people who thought those credentials would never be tested personally, I meant it time for them to prove the same
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
see sam neill gets the “don’t speak ill of the dead” treatment because he was good people, and that’s why we’re not talking about jurassic park iii
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ByeByePants @byebyepants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy crap, all the crab raving around today almost made me miss this milestone!
Counter showing that my last drink was 1000 days ago.
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Joe Keenan @joekeenan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I never knew that Republican congressman could develop depression themselves. I thought they were just carriers.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 07/06/2026
“Ayyyy! This here taxi’s so crazy it’s based on stolen artwork ayyyy! We used the theft engine is crrrrrazy! No one is supporting our game anymore! Cccrrrrrazzzzzy!”
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The use of "HR Lady" as a pejorative is quite revealing. It's a rejection of modern workplace norms that is also openly misogynistic. Anyone throwing this term around can be dismissed outright.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You know who I miss, NoHo Hank, what a guy
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/06/2026
Kennedy Center staff is told they have until next Friday "to strip all references from signs, brochures, the website and other materials — and to update email signatures and letterhead immediately." I want video of the name coming off the building. I have rarely wanted anything more strongly.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/05/2026
what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE is talking to a MAN IN A SUIT. Behind them is a huge grey cube. Both are yelling the whole time.
MATTIE: HEY, WHAT'S THAT?!
SUIT: OH, THE ECONOMY CUBE?! IT DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING! BUT WE NEED THEM. EVERYWHERE! OR ELSE!

PANEL 2: A cleaner shot of the cube, heat haze emanating off of it. Many more dot the horizon behind it. MATTIE and the SUIT frame the panel.
MATTIE: THEY'RE QUITE LOUD! AND HOT!
SUIT: OH, VERY. MANY BIRDS WILL DIE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE, looking at the SUIT.
SUIT: WITHOUT THEM, THE WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES! DON'T YOU WANT TO BUY STUFF.
MATTIE: I WAS BUYING STUFF LAST YEAR NO PROBLEM WITHOUT THOSE THINGS. WHAT HAPPENED?

PANEL 4: The SUIT points at MATTIE. Two other PEOPLE IN SUITS creep in, brandishing weapons.
SUIT: WELL I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING…
SUIT: SHE HATES THE CUBE, GUYS!
SUIT 2: UHHHHH DON'T YOU LIKE SHOPPING?
SUIT 3: PUT HER IN A CUBE!
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They issued quarters to commemorate America's bicentennial, and as a kid I felt disappointed; I'd missed it, born too late. Then I did the math and realized I'd probably be around for the 250th and figured that was pretty cool too I was wrong. It's not cool. What a waste.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
just bc an evil person is in ill health doesn't mean you have to celebrate it i mean you can, and maybe you should, and the world will be a better place without them, and fuck them, and miss me with any "civility" BS when it comes to literal fascist pieces of shit i'm just saying it's your choice
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The most infuriating thing about this is that his entire campaign was him saying “this time I’m going to be so much worse, you fuckers have no idea how shitty I’m gonna be”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/04/2026
I see pictures of piers morgan interviewing russell brand on my timeline and you cannot make me watch that at gunpoint
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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's wild to me how many people even want a job that they're unqualified for. I think it'd be cool to be a surgeon, but I'd have to turn it down if offered it on the spot bc I don't know shit about medicine. But these folks are always ready to grab a scalpel and start slicing away randomly.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Confession
The title of the strip is "Confession". There are four juncos, our hero says "Ok ok I got one I got one, I kinda like cats! You Know? They're cute!" The other juncos are incensed. One says "What the hell!" Another "You can't say that". Our hero continues "'RAARR!!' haha those teeth? They're adorable! Always jumping everywhere... awww!" One is saying "What are you talking about?!" out of frame.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Man: sucks in chili dog inside the Tastee Freeze Tastee Freeze Manager: I’m going to have to ask you to take that behavior outside sir
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/04/2026
the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
good day for resignations mr president
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