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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Coward" is being too kind. It implies that fear is holding Newsom back from what he otherwise wants to do. I think the reality is that Newsom isn't afraid to stand up for trans people. He's just a sincerely shitty dude who doesn't want to.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only news worth seeing today
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Tullibee @tullib.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the only image of elon that should ever be used to represent him again. Even if he’s doing a live interview they should use a filter that overlays this image onto his face
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Iron Curtain (Leah Abram) 🏳️‍⚧️ [🇺🇸 out of 🇻🇪🇮🇷🇬🇱🇨🇺!] @ironcurtain.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
“If it’s a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people aill choose the genuine article, every time!” - Harry S Truman
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
"Why aren't millenials buying diamonds?" "Why aren't millenials buying horses?" "Why are so many millenials sleeping outside?" "Why do millenials keep saying please help my family is dying?" "Why are millenials surrounding the building? "Why are millenials kicking down the door to my office?" "Why are millenials eating me? Oh god they're eating me?"
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Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am dead.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when the Christian right fear-mongered that marriage equality would lead to bestiality and now it qualifies you to be an FBI agent.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
talarico reminds me of how democrats spent years trying to "moderate" on immigration and getting nothing in return and now we have the best funded paramilitary force on the planet disappearing people across the country while running a system of concentration camps with no oversight
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The entire presentation of conservative masculinity is elaborate fantasies about how you would do Taken if an immigrant/hip-hop thug/antifa sicko touched your daughter and when it actually happens they're like "it's very sad, he should go to the doctor :("
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I look forward to the 2028 Democratic nominee turning to him in a debate and saying "Oh, you were secretly against the war? That means you were too weak to do anything about it. You couldn't remove your lips from Trump's ass long enough to stand up like a man, you pathetic coward."
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i've been married almost 20 years and yet my soulmate still wanders free
Since 2003, an anonymous "grammar vigilante" in Bristol has been correcting misplaced apostrophes on shop signs and street signs at night. He uses a long-handled tool called the "apostrophiser" to reach high signs and fix errors like "Amy's Nail's" and "Cambridge Motor's". By day, he is a mild-mannered engineer who considers his work a cause worth pursuing.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If the ballroom gets built, the next President should just start knocking down the Supreme Court building one day. Throw up some cubicles in the ballroom and tell them they can work out of there until a new one is built.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just realized not only does the chyron say "Todd Starnes Show Todd Starnes host of the Todd Starnes Show" the graphics behind him says "Starnes Country." The man believes in the power of branding.
Todd Starnes
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Next year, I would love for Jon Ossoff to help the country by running for higher office. Senate Majority Leader.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"...the *two* ultimate truths are he is lord and he will return…and you must love him. The *three* truths are he is lord, he'll return, and you must love him…and he will judge the living and the dead. The *four* truths…no…*amongst* the ultimate truths are such doctrines as…I'll take the test again."
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This idiotic tweet reminds me of when a friend and I visited Oakland Cemetery in Atlanta. Founded in 1850, it reveals a fascinating history. We noticed how many gravestones were for infants. And for many young sibling dying in the same week. We realized that it was before vaccines and antibiotics.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social "In this Minneapolis diner, customers have three questions . . ."
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love this so much. What more universal New York experience is there than consulting your estate lawyer about your second $5M+ home? This is what Cuomo should have run against. finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/...
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Mamdani’s pied-à-terre tax was designed to hit the wealthy, but it’s sending most New Yorkers to their estate lawyers
Trusts and LLCs offer not only anonymity from public records, but also a way to protect your assets from liabilities.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 29/07/2026
Just read the goddamn cases. For fuck’s sake, do your job. www.abajournal.com/web/article/...
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How to use AI but steer clear of hallucinated cases
The ABA Journal is the flagship publication of the American Bar Association. It covers the trends, people and finances of the legal profession from Wall Street to Main Street to Pennsylvania Avenue.
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
America 2026: The President is being celebrated at an event where an award is given for finding out he's a kidfucker
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026
give these men complimentary tickets immediately
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
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Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
WHITEHOUSE: How long do you intend to put up with Kash Patel? Are you good w/ his airplane jaunts, are you confident he's not drinking on the job, are you sure he knows what he's doing? BLANCHE: That's an extraordinarily obnoxious question. I have full faith in Patel W: Great. You get to own that
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Skip the box store, take a quick shower, file 750 words under the headline “As Charleston Mourns, Senator Graham Grapples with the Unimaginable: My Work Pants” and fly home early.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It is not a great look that some senior Democratic leaders have had time to put out statements on social media about how much they'll miss Lindsey Graham but haven't had time to talk about these latest executions carried out by Trump's gestapo in American streets.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Upon hearing that Lindsay Graham died Democrats: We will remember him fondly even though we disagreed on the literally everything and he treated us like shit. Republicans: He was mostly useful and his death is very inconvenient. Nevertheless we shall fortify ourselves by feasting upon his corpse.
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Casey bo basey fe fi fo facey, Casey @cellyestelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is going to put ideas in Benjamin Netanyahu's head . . .
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
every so often Zelensky gets a chance to go back to to being a funny guy on tv and it's like his eyes light up and he loses 5 years of age look at his face man is SO HAPPY to just be crushing a punchline
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Brooke Pierce @bpie7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Do you think CNBC or traditional media would have let this slide if Joe Biden gave the same answer about Hunter?
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
evergreen
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