Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 2hor is it to build a fire? whatever the point is you’re good 110
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 2hI read this when I couldn’t sleep and no other books were available and tbh don’t worry about it it’s just wet call of the wild for 14 year olds 110
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 21hto be fair I would have done this too but as a bit like "but that's the ancients for you, there are certainly no relevant life lessons to be learned from those guys" 010
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianRevenge of the Man-Thing’s Menagerie of Marvelous Monsters @adventurin2fear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He already had his face used by someone else, he’s not about to do that all over again. 7796139
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 10/10/2026saw this font not five minutes ago advertising a food truck 000
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: bit.ly/4AUe43X 692054344
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m sure Marcy Kaptur is not personally reading responses to fundraising texts but I for sure expressed my hope that every other dem in the country wins except for her 010
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026 224167
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianRine Vieth @rinewithoutacat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Not to take away from celebrating Carson, but she's a "former professor" here in large part because the university shut down her department and cancelled its classes. What pride does the institution claim now—years later—when austerity is forcing other scholars out? What does that 'pride' do? 1858305
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianLumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026 3673021332
Reposted by Meretricious Metricianm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026driving a cybertruck is like ordering fajitas at an applebees it cant possibly be good u just want me to look at you 536048
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 08/10/2026The future as imagined by men lacking the vital spark, who see no value in others' lives, who cannot envision the internalities of anyone unlike them, and who truly believe that everyone wants life to be an endless parade of flattery and yes-men just as they do. 181108224
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You’re fucking right you did. 645239
Reposted by Meretricious Metricianhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026let's make this age of bronze our best ever 2509
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#beckbook shipping notification in my email this morning, apologies to Adrian Tchaikovsky but I will have to pause your back catalogue to learn about the enchanting wizard of rhythm 000
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianJennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter 502606832
Reposted by Meretricious Metricianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is 321532285
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026truly a Michael Jackson Bad Weird Al Worse shelf space opportunity 010
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026Journalist: *breaks a story for the very first time* Dork: "hmm I fact checked this and didnt find much" 2411
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we’re getting to the werner herzog saturation point where it’s like … my guy wouldn’t say that, you just want someone to read your post in a german accent 010
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think the main problem is they’re forgetting to beam these important cultural touchstones directly into my mp3 collection. Have they learned nothing from U2 011
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is the one thing that makes him relatable 010
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t hear about it until the album drops at the public library 010
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve been wondering this myself; K.R. is a tail-end boomer; his cohort was very much “just show up with your résumé” which seems extremely offputting to ME. I imagine I wouldn’t have even registered that an applicant had a beverage or not before all this kerfuffle 010
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is a good reminder that you can always use the drafts feature instead of just posting whatever 020
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190795446
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026look if the taxes went to nothing, sure, but don't these taxes go to schools and roads? considering the number of potholes right NOW on my public-transportless, 45-minute-each-way daily commute to my education job, I think I'd prefer to pay more taxes than break an axle 001
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026remember how we were saying Newsom sucked? 000
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26250651384
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026are you in the mood for snake? 241098364
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026obligated by the narrative to like this post 010
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianMicah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices 131759294
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianLev Mirov @thelionmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How did so many of you sleep on The Gardener's Hand trilogy by Felicia Davin??? Every time I try to describe it I end up trying to compare it to The Locked Tomb but high fantasy and with a telepathic magical system. Even though it was first. The first book is free!! www.feliciadavin.com/thornfruit/feliciadavin.comThornfruit (The Gardener's Hand, Book 1)Nightvine (Book 2) | Shadebloom (Book 3) Sign up for my announcements list and get a link to download a free ebook of Thornfruit. The world-building is excellent, the prose is gorgeous, and the cha... 62618
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I did today see a man head fully in his lap looking at his phone while driving a giant pickup truck which was already incredibly smashed up in front and I feel like a lesson was learned and immediately forgotten 020
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianMicah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026"what if the democrats become labour on trans rights" is the nightmare scenario for trans people in the united states and avoiding that is why I think we need to continue pushing back on dems who waver as hard as possible 172742672
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026STOP LISTENING TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONSULTANT CLASS 691954414
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181141066479
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianJulia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026...I conclude the essay with this message for trans-exclusionary Dem candidates: you made a decision that no one of significance would care if you abandoned trans ppl. but many cis ppl care about trans ppl. & even if you win in November, we'll remember your decision. it will hurt you in the long run 127044
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Look, I'll be the one to say it. I hope that any black employees are allowed to work remotely or that place is going to be bereft of us. Which is a reality that DC also had to deal with and adjust accordingly. 113239
Meretricious Metrician @bwphades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026man I don't want to hear anything else ever again about JKR unless she decides to give away her money and go live up a pole in the desert somewhere, but that list of disclaimers that's going around is pretty funny 000
Reposted by Meretricious MetricianBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 6749171110