iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

What if it wasn't just Indiana? What if every state has a Jones?

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Can't Spell Cadaver Without Ada @mercury01.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/04/2026

coffee is goated when grimly staring out the window imagining the future built for us by indifferent fate is the vibe

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/04/2026

“damn that’s crazy” shall be the whole of the Law

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"That's why," said Azaz, "there was one very important thing about your quest that we couldn't discuss until you returned." "I remember," said Milo eagerly. "Tell me now." "It was impossible," he said, looking at the Mathemagician. "Completely impossible," said the Mathemagician, looking at Azaz.

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I guard this door and I cannot lie The other guard, he only lies

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Joe McKirdy @joemckirdy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Kat Abughazaleh: "Democrats are still operating as if the only levers of power are legislation and votes and conversations behind closed doors. We need to talk seriously about general strikes about breaking quorum about exploiting parliamentary procedure."

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/02/2026

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

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Kait @foxdear.com · 13/02/2026

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄 Me: I don't feel shit 5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

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AnxiouslyKnit @anxiouslyknit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Highly highly highly recommend these books

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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

The workers saw how their united struggle forced the abandonment of hypocritical police lies…They understood who was their real foe when they, who were not violating law and order, had the troops and police sent against them, just as though they were the country’s enemies.

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I've decided to become a small god.

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Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Gonna write a book called “The Ergonomics of Facesitting” fuckin best seller

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

@nicosraf.bsky.social It's for me too, on a level I can barely even articulate, except that this trilogy has put into words thoughts I, too, thought I was alone in. Thank you. It's at least for two others (myself and my dearest friend who introduced me to Angels Before Man and started this journey

The dedication page of Angels After Man, the third book in the Angels trilogy by Rafael Nicolás. It reads "At times, I worry that this has all really been just for me. I can only hope it's been for someone else too."

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I just want to exist, and I also want to stop existing.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 25/11/2025

i have a big decision to make about my insomnia but i simply cannot sleep on it

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 13/11/2025

thought i felt a reason to live building inside me but it was just gas

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown

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Jay Requard @jayrequard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

New authors: Please don't use AI-generated art for your covers ever, especially if you are starting out. A vast majority of readers now will not only ignore your book, but everything you put out afterward on the suspicion you used AI to write it as well. This shouldn't have to be said. #booksky💙📚

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...

STEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Doctors don't want you to know this, but I'm lonely

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Just absolutely atrocious AI generated slop graphics coming out of Forbes. But, truly, still, the absolutely massive joints. The DEA about to either slap or high five someone over it. Did the rescheduling and de-scheduling camps each bring a joint? I have questions for the robot.

Horrible AI Art on a Forbes magazine article on weed de-scheduling, featuring two massive bunts, Trump as the six fingered man, and a bunch of concerned looking suited figures and the DEA arguing, I guess over who owns these absolutely massive joints like seriously these things are the size of a human arm what.

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Sarah Sheppard @sarahsheep18.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Finally back to chipping away at my TBR- starting out with a loan from my dear friend @burgs.bsky.social (Don't mind the garage mess in the background- hazard of being married to a mechanic lol) #CurrentlyReading Angels Before Man by Rafael Nicolas 🌈📚💙

Photo of me holding the book Angels Before Man by Rafael Nicolas

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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I cannot emphasize enough that the playbook being used against mRNA vaccines (and vaccines in general) is IDENTICAL to the playbook used to restrict voting rights after the 2020 election: actively sow public distrust, then cite the distrust you sowed as an independent reason for your desired policy

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Opinion | Jay Bhattacharya: Why the NIH is pivoting away from mRNA vaccines

As a vaccine for broad public use, mRNA technology has failed to earn the public’s trust.

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Me: *talks to people on a daily basis as part of my job, has read thousands of lines of dialogue in my life* Me, trying to actually write dialogue: "How the FUCK do people talk??"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Adonis and his string: a collection

orange cat playing with a leather shoelace. it's in his mouth

orange cat pawing for the shoelace. his mouth is open

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Burgs. @burgs.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Wearing a wizard robe and crying in bed.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away

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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!” A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...

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Americans Say No As Terrified ICE Agents Flee from Angry Citizens

"It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming. Every day, anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!" a rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in Kansas.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

The antipathy for the Department of Education is the most enduring relic of the cause that birthed the modern GOP: not having to go to school with Black people.

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