Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My roomate walked in on me passed the fuck out sleep-singing “bedtime bedtime what ya gonna doooo” over and over again to the theme from cops 🤣😭🥹🖤 youtu.be/THh5ykVxpSg?...static.klipy.comNijika from Bocchi the Rock! CryingAlt: Nijika from Bocchi the Rock! Crying 060
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just call me Skittles ‘local ephemeral phenomenon’ Witch 010
Reposted by Skittles_Witchmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 162178194419
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Unfortunately men fail to take any real responsibility like 99% of the time and struggle with most if not all the components of healthy human connection and refuse to hold each other or themselves accountable so no man puppies most of the time 171
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You know that feeling when puppies you didn’t expect are there and you’re just like “oh shit this is rad they’re so silly!” That’s me every time a man or men are good 🖤static.klipy.comMakeine (Anna) Laughing in Losing Heroine AnimeAlt: Makeine (Anna) Laughing in Losing Heroine Anime 051
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I respect the ever living fuck out of folks who are transparent honest and communicate. That takes courage in this world but it creates congruency and space for folks to care safely and build each other up and the world needs more of that right now more than ever 🖤static.klipy.comShojo Kakumei Utena - Utena TenjouAlt: Shojo Kakumei Utena - Utena Tenjou 072
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need a bigger sign, that says “if you like me you’re legally obligated to tell me” because if folks are honest there and care abouty autonomy and are okay with a friendship (ya know healthy adult stuff and all) I am 100 percent that bitch who will care about them, but I can’t help folks who can’t 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s another thing too when folks do find themselves crushing on me and don’t tell me and then disconnect slowly or abruptly only for me to find out later what was going on. That is the absolute worst of the worst 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know I don’t want folks around regardless who can’t see and celebrate my inherent worth as a person but after enough times of this happening to me as someone on the aro/ace spec I’m just floored 031
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like I put a lot of extremely deliberate efforts and cares into friendships I want to be closer and so if someone is selling me on that and wasn’t equally okay if sex or romance wasn’t on the table it feels not only degrading and isolating too 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yall being demi and really enjoying folks energy nothing feels crummier than realizing I was just a sexual conquest to someone who hoped they could put enough quarters in me to fuck 182
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Opening 262 Packs Of Magic: The Gathering: Reality Fracture RIGHT NOW 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 www.twitch.tv/skittles_witch 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 #vtuber #queer #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #genderqueer #genderqueerlady #woman #animegirl #animewoman #anime #love #neurodivergent #autism #adhd #cute #stream #streamer 031
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can't suspend people in ambiguity about where they stand with you and expect them to stick around and not take psychic damage Breadcrumbing is a gross behavior too many folks get sucked into or are totally comfortable perpetuating itstatic.klipy.comAnime Girl FacepalmsAlt: Anime Girl Facepalms 1132
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If yall wanna get me A bday present send money to juniper 164
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy birthday, Skittles Witch ✨🌸🖤static.klipy.comEsiledoodles Cora's Shocked Anime ReactionAlt: Esiledoodles Cora's Shocked Anime Reaction 7162
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For all intents and purposes this is a joke but also what an aura farm to actually do it 010
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Send me 50 dollarydoos ™️static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Cartoon Koala Close-UpAlt: The Simpsons Cartoon Koala Close-Up 010
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm proud of yall. Keep making all these rad and amazing things happening in your spaces. Keep on showing the world who you are and what makes you shine. I'll be here, softly with myself, smiling right along with you ✨🌸🖤static.klipy.comBeautiful Your Lie In April Anime ArtAlt: Beautiful Your Lie In April Anime Art 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you take away one thing from this thread as a #vtuber or entertainer or comedian it's this: Don't worry too hard about making others laugh. Make them smile. The rest will come ✨🤍🖤static.klipy.comYour Lie In April: Kaori and Black CatAlt: Your Lie In April: Kaori and Black Cat 040
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026About 20 years ago as I began to recognize my place in the world and what matters most I learned these silly little things about the truth and what makes people laugh and smile, things I knew as a kid but forgot I forgot, and gosh well I've been laughing ever since with a big ole smile in my heart 🖤static.klipy.comYour Lie In April - Shush ShhAlt: Your Lie In April - Shush Shh 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026but judging by the 30+ notifications I see piling in as I type the next bit of this Alphabits comedy breakfast for comedians who didn't want or know they needed my immaculate perspective lmfao I've brought some folks together this morning on a communal experience and taken the edge off the dread ✨🖤static.klipy.comSmiling Pink Hair Anime GirlAlt: Smiling Pink Hair Anime Girl 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026and I can make the next repost and the next and the next and some fucker on here will be like oh dang that's too real holy shit and laugh too But if you're not laughing you're at least curious And if you're really not any of that my bad or something I dunno you chose to be here. I'm not your mom 🖤static.klipy.comMutsumi Yozakura's Cute Smile & GigglesAlt: Mutsumi Yozakura's Cute Smile & Giggles 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And if you're reading this and you're like wow she's crazy and I hate this, and this ruined my day, and I'm begging to think Skittles has lost her mind the truth is you probably just came for the occasional tits: (I get it they're amazing and huge) but I STILL got you SWISH, BITCH 🖤🖤🖤static.klipy.comAnime Girl LaughingAlt: Anime Girl Laughing 050
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And ya know for the half of yall reading this that don't have ovaries I bet you still found that relatable, the eggs, being that good. Truth in comedy unites people. It doesn't matter if you had fucking Alphabits (the many letters in this thread or the cereal) or no breakfast at all. I got ya ✨🖤static.klipy.comReze Chainsaw ManAlt: Reze Chainsaw Man 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So maybe it's not a massive egotistical self expose on how deeply disturbed I am by my own metaphysical reality I've typed up today. That would be all too tactful and strategic Today, I made some bitchin eggs. They had teriyaki and spices fried in and I'm pretty sure my ovaries growled eating themstatic.klipy.comReze OkAlt: Reze Ok 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And then, softly at first, it begins to hit you. Just how silly your most carnal fears are. Just how impossible it is to truly be alone. Just how vivid and wonderful the world is to see. And you laugh. You laugh that long all to familiar laugh of relief and company. A quiet prideful knowing of truthstatic.klipy.comReze from Chainsaw Man with a FlowerAlt: Reze from Chainsaw Man with a Flower 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We show people the truth through helping them subtly-to-see and more importantly to FEEL, that the experiences of the world and endless possibilities is the most liberating beautiful precious and resilient existence there could ever be Take my hand, and we'll go have fun in this infinite playgroundstatic.klipy.comAnime Characters Holding HandsAlt: Anime Characters Holding Hands 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026By recognizing and accepting that structural tactical understandings are a byproduct of unreliable hardware made of many life forms, cells and microbes and dirt and wind and archaic ancient dust, and that a divided-life existence isn't actually so alone as it may seem we can begin to walk folks homestatic.klipy.comFire Force: Creepy Hibana with Glowing EyesAlt: Fire Force: Creepy Hibana with Glowing Eyes 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026But that would truly defy everything I've supposed to you today wouldn't it. So how do we cope? We once again just like with tactics over truth transcend and accept that truth as well. The role of a comedian and entertainer is to help folks walk away from the inherent great lonely delusion 🖤🖤🖤static.klipy.comNatusko Hirose Hirose NatsukoAlt: Natusko Hirose Hirose Natsuko 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And what a viscerally terrifying thing it is to realize how dependent and futilely co-dependent we are on the existence of all things outside ourselves of which we virtually have no control over and no respite from That's enough to make anyone feel completely and utterly unimportant and alone 🖤static.klipy.comHot Black HairAlt: Hot Black Hair 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And yet the same is true for EVERY experience 🖤 In my heart of hearts I recognize how absurd that is but the truth of the matter is a much simpler metaphorical equation: Compassion allows space for you, and for me 🖤 Who I am is inherent and so are you 🖤 What we experience is beyond us all ✨🖤static.klipy.comAnime Cooking: Cracking EggsAlt: Anime Cooking: Cracking Eggs 020
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And yet it's genius 🖤 The co-capacity means we are reliant on each other, and we've surpassed the role of narrator in ways that make the world real for everyone It's a world for everyone to experience all their own I have more in common with the breakfast you had or didnt have than any experiencestatic.klipy.comHimouto Umaru Chan Nana EbinaAlt: Himouto Umaru Chan Nana Ebina 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Now I don't consider myself cold, despite my humor often being incredulously esoteric and ominous, but the reality is that your existence is by nature dependent on the multiplicity of others existing too, and co-experiencing some intangible incredulous "Stuff" together🖤 It's almost silly, really ✨🖤static.klipy.comHajimete No Gal Gal - Anime Girl's GigglesAlt: Hajimete No Gal Gal - Anime Girl's Giggles 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Now, at face value that might be a cold and otherwise ominous thing to conclude let alone say and yet if you're reading this and wondering " It's 2pm what the actual fuck Skittles", you're experiencing some truth with me today. We don't exist and that's a good thing 🖤 And it's also a kind thing ✨🖤static.klipy.comAnime Girl Framing Face with HandsAlt: Anime Girl Framing Face with Hands 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So how do you break that cycle you might be asking. You don't. You transcend it and recognize it for what it is. In reality truth isn't set in tangible stone. Truth is experienced, and despite what your brain tells you truth is never experienced alone, cannot be experienced alone. We don't exist 🖤static.klipy.comKamome Kushima Winks PlayfullyAlt: Kamome Kushima Winks Playfully 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So lets say you do clock that the most universal truth is that one size fits all pants are a lie! Great! You're perceptive! But now you're right back into tactics over compassion all over again, because only changed what the tactic is, not revealing or guiding to where the truth actually exists ✨🖤static.klipy.comChou Kaguya-hime Kaguya HimeAlt: Chou Kaguya-hime Kaguya Hime 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We all know all too well how hit or miss one size fits all pants actually are, and the irony is that that is ACTUALLY the more universal experience than the promise those pants make to an audience metaphorically 🖤 You've often lost the plot before begin, because you favor tactics over compassion ✨🖤static.klipy.comChou Kaguya-hime Kaguya HimeAlt: Chou Kaguya-hime Kaguya Hime 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ironically no matter how effective this might be, it ultimately sacrifices yourself as a creator and makes folks feel less seen because they dont see you, they only see the worlds they already know and that never lasts or stands out past a surface level 🖤 There's no vulnerability or authenticity ✨🖤static.klipy.comZero Two's Hehe Anime SmileAlt: Zero Two's Hehe Anime Smile 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Truth in comedy often gets mistaken for what is objectively real and universally experienced for all humans and the mistake I see folks make over and over is assuming that means they need to boil down their comedic senses to one size fits pants type of experience 🖤static.klipy.comHappy Blue HairAlt: Happy Blue Hair 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In professional schooling and work you'll be taught a lot that truth in comedy leads what folks resonate with, but underlying people are looking for acceptance, compassion, and care. People want to be seen. It might seem fundamental it might seem like "duh" but if you really unpack it there's more 🖤static.klipy.comKyoani Anime GirlAlt: Kyoani Anime Girl 030
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay, so I've been doing comedic work professionally consistently in the entertainment industry in some capacity or another for over almost 30 years I'm going to share some information about how to be a successful entertainer: Compassion and Empathy are your baseline. Always.static.klipy.comYoruka's Sweet Anime SmileAlt: Yoruka's Sweet Anime Smile 040
Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If ya wanna brush up on your skills this is the stream for youuuuuuuu <3 040