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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Letting my employer know that I'm just a baby and this is child labor

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Companies don’t do huge giveaway sweepstakes anymore. McDonald’s used to be your friend. Sprite used to love you.

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

*opens a bill* This is why that hot italian boy killed that guy

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This cursed cereal sits on a throne of lies

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 14/08/2026

woke up mad at this cereal

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/08/2026

Oh to be able to click "leave conversation" in real life

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/08/2026

They should make a surprise after 40 that's good

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Imagine having diarrhea and kidney stones at the same time where you got solids coming out your liquids hole and liquids coming out your solids hole. What an upside down world that would be

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Blaming your crime on ai is the new "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

Shot from I think you should leave. Tim Robinson wearing hot dog suit after committing obvious hot dog guy offense saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I like my Greek tales told with WHITE people and my bible stories taught by VEGETABLES

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You just know the inventor of the jPEG was a freak.. prob named the PPt too fuckin' perv

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Naming my child "anything" so when I tell them they can be anything when they grow up, I don't have to lie

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It’s “stakeholders”? Damn this whole time I’ve been striving to deliver value for snakeholders

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I made this for my friend who is having a routine colonoscopy tomorrow

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Buying my overweight son Braxtley a $180 Needoh on eBay so he’ll shut the fuck up

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

It’s illegal to name your baby Santa Claus, Adolph hitler , Jesus christ or C-3P0 but Malibu Barbie is fine

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

my goal is to always try to post something people are afraid to like

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

In my day there was only 2 kinds of weed, gasoline lawnmower and carpet fibers from the Playboy mansion, and it all worked on an elaborate lottery system

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

My tiny shred of sunshine today comes from the company I use for composting at my business, who signs off on all their emails with the salutation 'Worm wishes'

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 27/01/2026

and tiny greg, who WAS fired

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Ranking every condiment by degrees of sensuality

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

when will the political unrest settle down so I can go back to talking about myself???

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 26/01/2026

BILL KRISTOL: Dems should immediately go on the offensive. CHUCK SCHUMER: *loud farting noises*

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I walked two miles uphill in the icy sludge this morning just so I can honestly torture my children later

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I’m getting a lot of fundraising texts from Dems, and I WONT GIVE YOU MONEY SO YOU CAN STILL DO NOTHING BUT WITH MORE MONEY

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

People need to start responding to ice in kind

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

If I got a text at 5:24 that says “a group of monks is headed to your house” I’d get my go bag and leave town before asking any clarifying questions

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

After i send a problematic DM

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!

Weather map captioned "Tracking the Polar Vortex" which just so happens to look like some big naturals, if you know what I mean. It even has low pressure icons for nipples!

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Thinking about posting hog just to feel something

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Enough!!!!!🦋 @ofthebs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

This ghoul gotta go.

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

me after one sip of macdonalds sprite

kid with aggressive look on his face sweating and eyes going solid white

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Eat a pound of asparagus before bed to give yourself a fun surprise when you get up to pee in the middle of the night

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I have decided to part ways with my band that does death metal covers of Anne Murray songs. I wish Shadows in the Moonlight all the best in their future endeavors

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

i'm great at distracting people from obsessing about their problems by giving them new obscure things to worry about instead, and if you don't like that idea I also offer doing exactly that but 10x faster

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/12/2025