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A Random Brandon

@brandomonium.bsky.social

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That one dude that says things and stuff My shtuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mb…

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Thinking about posting hog just to feel something

Guy on a ledge

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

No it starts with COM. Open the schools!

Ad that says Community starts with immunity

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Clicking to find out which one got a gun

Headline. The preacher saw a monkey. Then he grabbed a rifle

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I’m spending November holding back the forces of Christmas with the Holy Talisman

A priest holding a turkey up like a crucifix to Santa and a reindeer

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

you got any games on your phone

Close up of a Himalayan cat

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

This is the least concerning thing that’s has happened in the US in years

Citizens warned not to touch Frankenstein rabbits growing black tentacles

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

🎵 I was lookin for grubs In all the wrong places Lookin for grubs In pots and in vases 🎵

Armadillo in a cowboy hat singing

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I don’t know why they named this thing a platypus. It’s clearly a quackadingus

Platypus (aka quackadingus)

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Pw[eighth note rest]’.

Coffee cup that probably says yay in squiggly handwriting

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Oh I still don’t get it cat

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Tag yourself I’m Waka Waka

I messed up list of famous singers

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

My new license plate came in

Texas license number m I d p n 1 s

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

[Land of the Lost theme music] Zohran K. Mamdani in a routine Dem election met the greatest asshole ever knooooown

Donald trump post about Mamdani

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Me when I remember that all things come to an end and joy is ephemeral

Gardener frog statue

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Stringer bell

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

They call me Bessie

Bessie the hell cow

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Slaps roof meme

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Never again will I read this name any way besides J-kwellin

Coke bottle says Jacqueline

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Me when you did the thing I asked you not to do

Sassy ceramic dragon

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

How it feels to try on clothes as a tall gangly person

Lizard in shoes and a jacket

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Me packing for an overnight trip

Andre 3000 wearing a grand piano and carrying a little trash bag

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

diabeetus

Cat that looks like Wilford Brimley

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Is this from the Up prequel

Carl from the movie up

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Ohhh I still don’t get it

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Happy Easter

Chewbacca head filled with candy

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Deer devil deer in a daredevil costume

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Doesn’t quite look like me, but it still perfectly captures my generally meh vibe

Me as an action figure in a box with a coffee mug, lizard, and fossil accessories

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Tiger says dude

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Beagles are solar powered

Beagle laying in a sun beam

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Oops looked at my stock portfolio

Belloc from Raiders of the Lost Ark about to explode

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

After this week, I need a drink

Bottle of roundup

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

This man operates the tilt-a-whirl at the 1976 Russell County Fair, and he knows more than he’s saying about those missing women

Kid Rock dressed like a fuggin carnie douchebag

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Get me to cod’s country

The ocean

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

This is me btw

Weird animation lady screaming while being bitten on the finger by a lizard

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Get a load o’ these cheesebags

Skircle

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

You are a

Goofy

Ass

Oedipus Rex

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

You have made a powerful enemy this day, squirrel

A hole in my lettuce patch dug by a god damn squirrel

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Guess I better get suckin

Ouroboros tattoo

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

So glad we don’t use these anymore because I DEFINITELY would have run my dick over with this thing on a dare

Manual credit card imprint slider

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

It’s his day

Ash Williams

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

What’s he singing

A statue of a bear roaring

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Happy Ballantine’s Day

Ballantine scotch

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Wagon Wednesday

A Conestoga wagon

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BEAGLE OF IMPATIENCE

Close up a very cute beagle getting chin scritches

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

This is me btw

Angular roughshark

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

All dinosaurs are movie monsters but not all movie monsters are dinosaurs

First image of shitty stupid ass mutant dinosaur in the new goddamn stupid ass Jurassic fuckup movie

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Looks like they found your mom in Denmark

66 million year old vomit fossil found I. Denmark

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Coffee and gas are about to get more expensive

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Dog costume

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Oh, to be a dog napping in a sunbeam

A beagle sleeping on the floor in a sunbeam from the window