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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 17h
Contrariness will be the end of us
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19h
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 20h
Is this really such a hard thing to grasp?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22h
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"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@newyorker.com radio hour interview with Jeremy Strong 'Why don't you just act dear boy.'
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The presence of a large group of Indian-American students at the UT game shows just how poorly Indian-Americans are assimilating.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
This episode is a one-hour dramatisation of this tweet. Funny (especially Glenn Beck trying to pronounce "East Anglia") but also absolutely maddening.
Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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LuxJude352 @luxjude352.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Menacing 92 year olds in the middle of the night, whose side do these people think they’re on? #Fascism #Crowborough
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Democrats blast Trump for frequently falling asleep during official events, but we saw the exact same thing from Joe Biden. And by "the exact same thing," I mean he never actually fell asleep in public but it totally felt like he might. by Jake Tapper
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congress can fund and staff the Federal Accountability and Fairness Oversight Commission
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Shay O’Reilly @shaygabriel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I honestly suspect that the recent QAA podcast on the state department under Trump is a better overview for European governments than whatever briefings they’ve been getting. podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/g...
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Great Replacement Theory at the State Department feat. Josef Burton (E390)
Podcast Episode · QAA Podcast · 25 September · 1hr 26min
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is an absolute must listen. The lunatics are in charge of the asylum.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
Opinion
Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could quote pretty much this entire article by @mjrobbins.com on the bizarre psychology of the AI apocalypse freaks, but you should just read it instead. Such a relief to see someone express my feelings so eloquently. martinrobbins.substack.com/p/the-ai-apo...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here’s a video that made 15yo and I laugh like absolute loons this week. Gotta RETVRN to those classic surnames like Fuckbeggar, woke sensibilities be damned
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Stop Funding Hate @stopfundinghate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talk TV on migrants: 'culturally, I'm an ancient Roman; culturally, these people are barbarians' 😖 Truly grim. No one should be advertising on this toxic channel. What are IKEA thinking? Sign the petition: actionstorm.org/petitions/ik... #migrants #mediahate #ikea #stopfundinghate
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hang on, hang on. YouTube has banned something for political content?
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
​Dark Matter season 2 is a massive step up from season 1. Instead of getting stuck in its own premise, it's really building on it.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHH
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Ruth Deyermond @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a poor take that suggests Owen Jones doesn't know much about Russia in the 1990s, including Russia-US or wider Russia-West relations in the 1990s. By giving only one part of the story, he is repeating the Russian political elite's self-serving line that it was all the West's fault. Long 🧵
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
X is owned by the GOP's largest donor and the platform's algorithm forces everyone on the site to see all of his Tweets. Here's why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good point, why has Western medicine steadfastly refused to embrace the potential of magic
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Jason Thompson, Exemplar of Enjoyable Pedantry @jasonjtt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first and best destruction of the Enterprise, this one feels like the plot has genuinely led us there, and is truly impactful. And it is visually stunning, fully practical explosions and a destroyed model ship. No other time they destroyed a hero ship had this impact. #StarTrek60 #TrekMoments
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take up smoking like a real man.
A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is so true.
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Rebecca Sear @rebeccasear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The playing field is not level: “According to analysis by Newscord, 163 articles were published on Jason Arday in the week after he resigned – compared to 13 articles by the same media outlets on James Orr in the week after the broadcast of the undercover filming he was featured in”
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The Two Professors and a ‘War On Ideas’
The different stories of the Cambridge academics Jason Arday and James Orr reveal the wider cultural and ideological forces around hierarchies and structural power – and who gets to belong
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me:
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Hitchhiker's Guide: Oh No, Not Again Flower Pot
ALT: Hitchhiker's Guide: Oh No, Not Again Flower Pot
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 19/09/2026
'Facism thrives when you let it.' Portsmouth RNLI temporarily suspended services after volunteers received abuse following an anti-migration protest. @mrjamesob.bsky.social says it's one of the most 'disgusting' stories he's heard throughout his career.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s been two years, you’d hope that by now, Labour would realise that they are a government, not an opposition, and their criminal justice policy needs to be about, you know, reducing crime, not merely making positional announcements that have no meaning.
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Christoff @bowser1805.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Top level patriotic passion in this one.
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Neil Charles @neilcharles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"If this had been about the BBC promoting polls secretly funded by the Labour party, all hell would have broken loose... damning coverage by the papers, dominating the news agenda to the exclusion of all other matters, and probably leading to the resignation of the director general"
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“We are also looking at whether the Earth is flat”
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mate got divorced last year and went full midlife crisis, formed a band and self funded an album. It's bloody awful, he can't sing and plays guitar like he's trying to saw it in half. But I tell him it's great and I go to all his gigs, cos he's my pal and I love him.
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