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Boopy Beep Machine

@boopybeep.bsky.social

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Recreational absurdness and political frustration mostly. He/him white cis gay pronouns-in-bio xennial bear married to a dude in the PNW 🏳️‍🌈🧸 I speak only for myself and represent no organization on this feed.

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Shredder from TMNT with meme caption: "Pillowy mounds of mashed po ta toes"

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Screenshot, Girls Will Be Girls: Evie Harris in a 1970s blue movie struggling to pronounce "astrophysicist" on camera

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What do you think, White Ify?

Hank Hill meme except it's White Ify, captioned "The second I see some ass, I'm [eating] it"

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Current status

Young professional, seen through the eyes of her toddler fresh grad coworker as a grandma type in a goofy knit top and 1980s-style giant-rimmed glasses, says "I miss the '90s."
Played by Emily Axford on Dropout video The Six Coworkers You'll Have At Your Job, 23 Feb 2015.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

STICK IT UP YER LUNCHER

Dawn French as the wacky goblin character in the French and Saunders Shakespeare's Sister spoof

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Kevin the intern from Strip Law

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The CFO: "Hell yeah I like this guy"

Squidbillies lady with the giant soda cup

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Evie in Girls Will Be Girls forcing out a proper pronunciation of "Astrophysicist"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dr. Nick Riviera's "What a country!" scene as he despairs next to his exploded ether tank and the firefighters hosing his building down glare at him. Caption: "File a claim, get dropped / Don't file a claim, get dropped"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#smosh #bitcity Seriously though my whole day goes better if I don't pick up a device the first 2 hours in

Meme: Still of the Bit City 1974 episode's Fulgers Coffee commercial. Housewife is frightened at the sudden inexplicable pained screams coming from a Fulger's coffee can. Caption: "Checking my feeds during morning coffee"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:

"You guys are getting paid?" kid asking "You guys are getting reach?"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Simpsons meme: Patti and Selma sitting on the couch and opening each other's presents, both being attacked by clouds of germs from the boxes and going "AAAGH!"
The boxes are labeled "Bluesky feed" and the clouds are "Porch Goose Fever."

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Angela Giarratana on Make Some Noise. Gesturing towards an imaginary shotglass, "Could I get another one too?"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Reminder: Fashion has NOT changed.

Serial Mom still: Patty Hearst with a bloody pay phone gash on her forehead

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Nearby physical therapy practices

Anthony Adams rubbing hands meme

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Do I look more like a 530 or a 680?

A dialect map for @boopybeep guessing he is from Nevada. The most similar responses to the mydialect.us survey came from San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Seattle. Least similar are Portland (Maine), Boston, and New Orleans. Pretty solid west-to-east/strong-to-weak reading.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The B-52s sometime early in their reign. They're in band clothes but outside it is wintry. No leaves except on the evergreens. Fred, Ricky and Keith have shaggy dude hair with long bangs. Kate and Cindy both have bouffants.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"You guys are getting paid???" kid

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My number 1 favorite Smosh character is Amanda as Tinky Winky.

Screen capture: Amanda Lehan-Canto in Tinky Winky costume

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Thank you brave people

Still shot of Fanoli singing THANK YOU BRAVE PEOPLLLLLLLE

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Post your getaway vehicle.

A diecast hearse in a meadow

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"So who are we going after next?" Milo asks a red-hat fascist he just helped abolish drag queens and trans people. Red Hat smiles hungrily back.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A cartoon drawing of Trent Reznor angrily singing while playing the DOOT DOOT DOOT DEEDLE DEE DOOT DOOT DOOT on his lil keyboard, and this time the lyrics are "EDDIBLE LAWS!"
Extra D for coverage
Source:
https://www.deviantart.com/jhaumann/art/Trent-Reznor-Ruins-Christmas-276767051

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I mean

Screencap, rape fantasizer dashwallkick: "I actually dommed for real for the first time this week and man it's unlocked something in my brain. Really feels like I'm more in touch with my ability to do violence. I can perform it and have felt the degrees in my hands. Wild shit."
Reply from boopybeep: "I bet you were voted most likely to ignore a safe word in high school."

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

How I feel as a semi-feral remote attending a work thing

AbFab Screenshot: Ruby Wax as a menopausal Beth DeWoody

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Divine glaring in disgust at a sex criminal and his wife

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's giving

The album cover for Supertramp's Breakfast In America

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Still shot of a slingshot-propelled metal ball hitting a tree branch covered in big pink globs of invasive snail eggs and the sacs breaking and dislodging from the impact. Caption: "FUCK THEM KIDS"

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Game night IYKYK x 1,000,000 from Brian David Gilbert

Screenshot: Brian David Gilbert on Dropout's Make Some Noise saying, "It's a quick 40 minute to eight hour explanation."

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Angela Giarratana appreciation post

Angela Giarratana during a bit on Make Some Noise pausing a rant to ask "Could I get another one too?" while pointing to an imaginary drink.

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Serial Mom still frame: Beverly yelling "Rewind!" at the video store customer she just bludgeoned to death with a turkey leg while she was watching Annie.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Now that's what I call" custom meme, reading: "JOE THAT'S WHAT I CALL MAMA"

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

To review

Meme: Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya is captioned: "Mediocre athletes and neonazi sickos"
Nancy: "Trans women"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Undertaker meme: Oblivious happy dude captioned "Prouf of my Progress." Looming behind him preparing to strike is "Understanding what happened on a new level."

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sound life advice from Izzy Roland

Still frame of comedian Isabella Roland, contestant on Make Some Noise (S4E3 Sneaky Girl Shuffle), saying "Punch a motherfucker in the face."

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

9:29 means bowling memes time

Meme: Rows of alley balls at the bowling alley. Text: "I did not bring my own bowling ball / Time to go to the ballbrary"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Men on Dropout

Still frame of Eugene Cordero and Devin Field having a laugh while wearing silly miniature hats on an episode of Parlor Room.

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"Good/Bad face" meme for "maybe final two years"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Boopy's in America

Captioned still frame of "I'm Afraid of Americans" music video. In this edit Trent, chasing David through New York City, has a head of iceberg lettuce for a head and the lyrics read: "I'm afraid of Americans / I'm afraid of the produce"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Happy sad face meme guy

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Seeing Barbra Jean's reactions would do the same for me

Still frame from Reba sitcom: Barbra Jean making a crazy face

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Dress for the job you want not the job you have

Mission Hill still frame: Jim bending over and showing off his short-short Keraipantsu from Japan with a cute bunny character as Andy looks in astonishment.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Counterproposal because it is a train.

Memed screen grab of Kevin the intern from Strip Law saying, "Colorado Connector. Call us if you need a train."

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

#smartypants #reddwarf #startrek

Star Trek meme. Space lady of some kind: "Are you two friends?" Dave Lister: "No." Talkie Toaster: "Yes."

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

show me a picture that captures your essence

A photo of a potion bottle with meme text "Oh fuck, what even the fuck, get me out of here!"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

People of folsom street fair dot tumblr dot com

Anna Garcia as grizzled old west prospector dude J. W. Smokes on Very Important People, making eye contact with the audience while saying, "Local piss."

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In the 90s I often drove past a long defunct Jim Dandy restaurant on the south end of Thornton. It still had a lot of the cool super-70s signage up. Regret not saving pictures. Not sure which location this one is but that's the style.

The front of a Jim Dandy fried chicken restaurant.

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It's no OJ trial but it'll do for now

Homer Simpson covered in algae photoshopped emerging from the algae-ridden Reflecting Pool going "EEEEEEW!"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

That's that good New Yorker shit

Snippet of text from a New Yorker article, and you know they have to be extra with the umlaut: "--planning to flaunt his closeness to Trump in his reëlection campaign later this year. (One poll taken after the--"

Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ned Flanders saying "Looks like Heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State!"

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