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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 13h
The New York Islanders
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i meant david duchovny
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m very annoyed that 1) this has been thought of before 2) but not so much that anyone’s done something good with it. there is gold here

Brock Purdy Enjoyer @ChicagoT... • 11/9/20
The Shrex Files: I Swamp To Believe

Cole "the rock" Notes @Coles... • 12/20/21
There should be a show where Shrek and Donkey investigate paranormal phenomenon called The Shrex Files

Yo Gyatti @joeyvato • 2/11/16
The Shrex Files
THE SHREX FILES
NOW I'M A BELIEVER

Cosm @cosmickasha777.bsky.s... • Jan 25, 2025
the shrex files
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
heard there was an anniversary yesterday
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
obama voice let me be clear: there isn’t going to be an opening weekend next year because there isn’t going to be any major league baseball
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
despite postponing the ceremony to “next year’s” “opening weekend,” the mets had great tributes to howie rose this entire final series. that said, having him call this turd of a season as his sendoff was borderline elder abuse
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hello. i was so excited to post this that i mistakenly said it was 12 years old, not 22. we regret the error!
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy 22nd birthday to the Ninga Turtle tweet brother MC
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
11 years clean and sober today.
You've been sober for:
11.00 Years
132.00 Months
4,019 Days
96,441 Hours
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
john ternus' apple:
Give me 2,000 dollars
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
haven't even watched the video and i am already out on this. i simply do not want this level of detail on link. that is a child. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQvD...
youtube.com
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – Mr. Aonuma Gameplay Demonstration
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
double nickels on the dime
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“I also just saw someone call Rivers from weezer the Brian Wilson of our generation lmao”
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there’s a quiznos at the denver airport and my flight was just delayed for three hours. well,
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
"Centrist" Democrats are conservatives. They are hijackers here to steer the party away from serving the interests of constituents and toward serving the interests of corporations and billionaires.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
obamna
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wore a knicks hat on this trip to denver and i’m genuinely shocked how many passing “knicks in 5!” comments i’m getting. like, as i’m holding the door open for someone at a restaurant, walking through coors field, etc. this city has a good team! wild
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
people discovering MGS4 for the first time is so beautiful, to me. there is joy in this world.
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is genuinely no disrespect to anyone posting about football: i gotta find a way to mute football talk man
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hello, this is my reaction upon seeing SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY.
an overweight bearded white man tilting his head and making a slight frown, but staved off disappointment, in a movie theater
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
PSA as we endure the hype cycle for another weezer album
don’t make me tap the sign meme pointing to an old tweet i made that read “kill the weezer fan in your mind”
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
just learned the band simple plan is from montreal. somehow this explains a bunch to me?
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
they would’ve made The Rizzler a monarch during antiquity, and they would have been right to do so
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I ASKED JERRY
ted leo and the pharmacists at tompkins square park, a benefit for abc no rio
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
is pepperoni sausage
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Brain Stew / Jaded
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hello, this is my reaction upon seeing THE ODYSSEY. dudes rock.
dudes rock
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
came in second place in the citi field premio sausage eating contest. it was quickest to eat four sausages OR most eaten in five minutes. i had four in three minutes. i got a gift card.
an overweight white man with a beard wearing a premio sausage hat and apron at citi field.
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
vin diesel voice:
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i just organically said the term "buttpop." i'm sure i haven't been the first person to think of this but what do YOU think of when you hear "buttpop"
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the mets play tonight (threatening)
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i only get the most important voice notes
01:35 voice note with a preview that reads: "I know I've said this before, but like just to reiterate, I've never liked Bam Margera"
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Marta @martastic.me · 08/07/2026
This article perfectly sums up why I'm still a techno-optimist and also a AI hater. Thanks @aftermath.site and specifically Gita Jackson for this. aftermath.site/anthropic-cl...
aftermath.site
The Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being Exploited
Techno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists.
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a real “eat a bag of chips and fall asleep” type of mood
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
sky sports showing a lewis hamilton segment set to new order’s ceremony was purpose built in a lab to make me Emotional
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My mom got very mad when I told her today that celebrating America’s birthday is like if we threw a party every year to celebrate the cigarette industry for all of that lung cancer. Happy 4th of July!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/07/2026
laura palmer whispering in cooper’s ear in the red room:

“a second coop has hit twin peaks”
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
youtu.be/h0UnQmecDEY
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The Get Up Kids - Man Of Conviction
YouTube video by TheGetUpKidsVEVO
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Promotional text message sent at 10:09am today. It reads:
"OGO any sandwich at Arby's. America turns 250. You get more meat. Redeem in app thru 7/5.

https://eatarbys.me/7K4n8rJjbRx

Terms apply."
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
up late doing work so of course i've watched this video like half a dozen times www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i6j...
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Pixies - Tame (live upgrade)
YouTube video by einzack
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
naked and afraid is on tv, or as i call it, “nude and afrude.” no one in my home likes to talk to me
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Government is Yoshi @brien.rip · 20/06/2026
British guys after a breakup be like
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
former MMA fighter Al Iaquinta has opened a real estate business one town over from me, and every time i see an ad i get taken aback. this man is going to punch you over your interest rates
LOOKING TO BUY OR SELL?
Let's work together to achieve your real estate goals

Alexander laquinta
Broker/Owner
516.713.6458
www.iaquintarealestate.com
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i just cried watching a tiktok of a bird
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hello, this is my reaction upon seeing DISCLOSURE DAY. also: i am an extra in this movie! in the very first scene, you will see a profile of a man standing up from his seat to cheer a wrestling match for like a half a second. his nose is big/distinct. that’s my nose!
a bearded man in an MF DOOM/new york knicks collaboration hat and shirt looking off camera and smiling in front of an IMAX logo, in a movie theater.
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah you could say i have some plans this evening
DVR recording of the new york knicks 2026 championship parade on MSG networks. run time of 5:59:59
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
watching today’s episode of The View featuring jalen brunson in full
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Good Morning to the 2026 NBA Champions the New York Knickerbockers, commonly referred to as the “Knicks,” ONLY
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