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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 05/10/2026

Jabberwocky from Alice in Wonderland

Jabberwocky and Alice, the fuckin Jabberwocky is completely nightmarish

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 24/09/2026

Trumps old doctor who said he had the most muscles and biggest dick of any president or whatever, total fuckin quack

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 04/09/2026

excuse me who the fuck are the ad wizards that came up with this one? jesus christ

three pairs of under armour boys basketball shoes, the name of the shoe model is 'kids' grade school lockdown 7'

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 27/08/2026

avengers style poster that reads
marcus the worm hicks, he's got the freak lips he can hit the high c all night long, he was the king of the tuk-tuk sound

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 21/08/2026

Cool

A pixelated black and white photo of a beautiful Rottweiler on a bed

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 16/08/2026

Come to art in the park in the next 90 minutes for an ass kicking

Beardo outside

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 16/08/2026

Come to art in the park in the next 90 minutes for an ass kicking

Beardo outside

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 09/08/2026

Greatest city in the world

View from the top of the incline in Pittsburgh, it is a fuckin beautiful partly cloudy day

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 09/08/2026

Pirates win! #letsgobucs

A bunch of people walking across the Roberto Clemente bridge, closed to traffic in Pittsburgh

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 08/08/2026

View from the top row at pnc park, cool clouds

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 06/08/2026

What’s up from training camp #herewego

A kid with a Joey porter jersey watching Steelers training camp on a beautiful partly cloudy Pennsylvania morning

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 04/08/2026

Oh I fucked up I said BevOps not DevOps

Door that says “beverage operations”

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 23/07/2026

Xbox elite 2 controller battery went spicy pillow :(

Small swollen battery pack

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 19/07/2026

Tube food

Xl ramen “only for mukbang challengers”

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 21/06/2026

Excuse me?? Lol

Tv showing opening credits to Netflix show bodkin saying executive producers Barack and Michelle Obama

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 24/05/2026

i spent about three hours stoned as shit last night looking for this little fuckin nub of a road to get 671/671 in fh6 for fucks sake

screenshot of a road map from forza horizon 6 - arrow indicating user location is next to the teeniest tiniest little nub of a street that hadnt been driven down

zoom in on the little fucking nub i spent hours looking for

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 11/05/2026

I know they’re planning something

Rottweiler and calico hanging out by a dining room table looking at camera

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 10/05/2026

Let’s go bucs!!!

Beardo and a junior pizza wolf at the pirates giants game

Oracle park

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 09/05/2026

Unexpected

Jalapeño flavored evaporated milk

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 06/05/2026

Dog bed

A beautiful Rottweiler taking up an entire fuckin queen sized bed

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 05/05/2026

Exsqueeze me

Excerpt from an article about in n out with highlight on the sentence “The fries at in n out are excellent” which is absolutely fuckin preposterous there’s no point in even ordering that fuckin trash it’s like wet salted cardboard

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 20/04/2026

It’s blankie time in puppytown

Rottweiler under a blanket

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 06/04/2026

Happy Easter!

Jesus saying “born on a mountain raised in a cave / truckin and fuckin is all I crave”

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 29/03/2026

Pretty good tan line going considering it’s only the end of march

A tan leg with blindingly white foot attached

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 12/03/2026

Got a mango bingsoo with my kid and Jesus fuckin Christ this thing was awesome

Mango bingsoo with whipped cream

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 11/03/2026

Little miss little miss little miss cross your paws

Rottweiler with crossed paws

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 20/02/2026

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 15/02/2026

slide saying "a computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision"

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 10/02/2026

Bringing the plaid on dad action to this business function

Beardo standing in a hotel bathroom wearing a plaid pearl snap shirt with a plaid flannel over it

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 01/02/2026

i know im giving myself brain damage by just thinking of stuff to search and finding it in the epstein files but you get goofy shit like 'sultan pays ~100 bucks for a handjob and tells his pedophile friend about it'

sultan bin sulayem emailing epstein to tell him he got a full massage at a place in tokyo then attaches the 'menu' including Full Massage Session 4— We recommend ! !
Testicle, hips, and nipple massage. Backs and legs oil massage. Groin lymphatic massage. Whole body massage
with feather touch. Facesitting. Ejaculation by hand massage.

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 25/01/2026

My sons backpack makes the perfect bed I guess

Cat sleeping on backpack on the floor

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 21/01/2026

Turner’s iced tea spotted “I am not okay with this” on Netflix

A teen girl and boy sit at a long lunch table, an orange carton of turner’s iced tea is on the girls tray

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 14/01/2026

Harry Melling dressed in a goofy leather jacket saying "Well, he says that I have an aptitude for devotion."

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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 30/12/2025

dril tweet "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 29/12/2025

All done!

Completed Lego Jurassic park tyrannosaurus rex

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 28/12/2025

15 bags down whew

Lego T. rex that has legs and a rib cage

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 28/12/2025

10 of 25 and on to instruction book 2

Lego model of a Tyrannosaurus rex, all that’s done so far is a backbone on the stand

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 28/12/2025

8 of 25 😥

Another section of this model partially finished, its starting to look like a backbone

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 27/12/2025

Lol 2 bags of 25 done

A Lego set in progress, so far just a base

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 27/12/2025

the donald trump and
the john f kennedy memorial center for the performing arts

michael scott from the office sitting in front of a white board that reads 'you miss 100% of the shots you dont take' - wayne gretzky - michael scott

pam from the office saying theyre the same picture

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 20/12/2025

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43 year old Beardo holding a denoggonizer with a beautiful Rottweiler in between

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 20/12/2025

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Beardo holding a tecate with a beautiful Rottweiler in the background

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 14/12/2025

At my kids flag football practice

Large beardo bundled up

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 11/12/2025

you'd think they'd want to change the name on that

House Speaker Mike Johnson, a Louisiana Republican, told reporters after Fitzpatrick filed the discharge petition that an extension does not have the support of the majority of the conference. An informal rule in the House, known as the Hastert rule, dictates that the speaker should only bring up legislation if it has the support of the majority of the party in power.

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 11/12/2025

This is my bin now

Incredibly dim witted calico sitting on a storage box with some Christmas accouterments inside

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 05/12/2025

🎵could she be🎵 🎵the most sleepiest dog in the world🎵

Rottweiler under a plaid blanket sleeping all stretched out

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 28/11/2025

Waiting on this goddamn bird to finish

Beardo holding a shiner holiday cheer beer

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 19/11/2025

oh shit dusting off this old chestnut

ashley todd with a mirror image B scratched into her face because she did that shit in the mirror lol

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 17/11/2025

hell yeah lfg

trump truth social post saying the epstein files should be released along with a laundry list of bullshit:

As I said on Friday night aboard Air Force One to the Fake News Media, House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide, and it’s time to move on from this Democrat Hoax perpetrated by Radical Left Lunatics in order to deflect from the Great Success of the Republican Party, including our recent Victory on the Democrat “Shutdown.” The Department of Justice has already turned over tens of thousands of pages to the Public on “Epstein,” are looking at various Democrat operatives (Bill Clinton, Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, etc.) and their relationship to Epstein, and the House Oversight Committee can have whatever they are legally entitled to, I DON’T CARE! All I do care about is that Republicans get BACK ON POINT, which is the Economy, “Affordability” (where we are winning BIG!), our Victory on reducing Inflation from the highest level in History to practically nothing, bringing down prices for the American People, delivering Historic Tax Cuts, gaining Trillions of Dollars of Investment into America (A RECORD!), the rebuilding of our Military, securing our Border, deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens, ending Men in Women’s Sports, stopping Transgender for Everyone, and so much more! Nobody cared about Jeffrey Epstein when he was alive and, if the Democrats had anything, they would have released it before our Landslide Election Victory. Some “members” of the Republican Party are being “used,” and we can’t let that happen. Let’s start talking about the Republican Party’s Record Setting Achievements, and not fall into the Epstein “TRAP,” which is actually a curse on the Democrats, not us. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 13/11/2025

"awfully coy u are"

larry summers professional photo

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