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Alison

@psychichearts.bsky.social
257 followers 170 following 647 posts

A beautiful scientist with a big brain that is 90% used on genealogy, websleuths, and mormon mommy bloggers instead of science

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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 17h
This devil from fantasia, he would enter my brain when I was falling asleep
A still of the devil from fantasia
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 20h
Wow Australian AC and Canadian AC are both members of yacht clubs and they both used my email address for their signups
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just told my jock son that I like the Browns’ outfits lol But for real they are all black with red letters, sick as hell
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A tired dog
A Rottweiler existing across the corner of a sectional, very tired
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THERES A THROUPLE ON BAKE-OFF
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realize I could close the door if I didn’t want toilet supervision but maybe I want supervision
A calico cat and a gorgeous tawny cat sitting on a gray carpet. I don’t know how to describe it really but this is my view from the toilet!
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 4th grader is running for student council and I’m at school for his speech. Five of the 18 kids running have (very similar) AI posters!! Hell world
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feelin cool as hell in the middle school carpool line blasting cherub rock
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning
A spam email with the subject “Strong Urine Flow”
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Should have called out of work today so I could focus on my latest idea for a genealogy project
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone should invent a robot vacuum/mop thing specifically for cleaning up cat puke on carpet. Like handheld carpet cleaners I’ve been trying to use for this do not suck up the regurgitated food chunks so that’s a needed feature
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is so emotionally taxing to have 2 kids that hate me so much
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also today was my little league coaching debut (opening day) and it was pretty good
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eric and I left the kids at home together and went on a date! It was nice! And the kids didn’t fight!
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow gathering of the juggalos was so close to Springfield
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just had to search up how to turn on my work computer lol
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cutting and dyeing my own hair instead of paying $300+ because I’m always dissatisfied anyway
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My work bestie quit today 😫
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I got suckered into coaching my 9 year old’s baseball team this season which isn’t ideal for them because I don’t know how to play baseball, however, I am enjoying it so much because these kids are hilarious and they LOVE to talk about themselves
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ugh every time I think about how much better BART could be I get so mad!
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh no I got logged out of the litterbox app and didn’t realize it and logged back in to see that baby’s only been using it 1-2 times per day all week :/ It’s possible she’s using one of the other regular litterboxes? Even though she loves the robot? I hope to god she is not going someplace else
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eric and I are rewatching Friday night lights :)
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My kids use Bastien piano basics which is also what I used as a kid and K is currently on “my computer” and I fuckin looooooved that song when I was about his age and would play it all the time on the harpsichord setting on my keyboard lol
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love playing with hair but my 7th grader with long hair is asking me to do her hair every morning before school and it is getting to be a bit much! And when I told her that this morning she started crying so now I feel like a monster!
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will do anything for my darling babycat HOWEVER my entire room smells like wet cat food which is fucking terrible
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Update today he accidentally hit Eric’s grill with a baseball (it’s not even dented) and he said he could sell some of his stock to buy Eric a new one
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Neighbor kid is over telling my kids how he he gets $10 per chore 🆒
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why do cats love visiting us when we are on the toilet?
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why do so many of my child’s peers’ parents have yahoo email addresses???
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Some students set fire to the school over summer break! a couple of single occupant drunk driving deaths, but also one drunk driving incident where 2 kids lived and 1 kid died!
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Planning birthday parties for my kids is like the most stressful part of parenting for me bc I am always worried no one will show up!! I mean that never happens but still So glad my soon to be 12 year old has decided against having one this year and instead just wants to hang out in Japantown
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wow have you seen people on Facebook request the prayer emoji when a loved one is sick? What is this world
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why is my body in so much pain all the time
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why does Microsoft project suck so much
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am NOT enjoying influencers’ overuse of the word “quietly”
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m enjoying observing all the vapid influencers slowly promoting target again after the DEI shit
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well, my family returns from vacation today and instead of doing the one main chore I intended to I spent a massive amount of time researching my grandfather’s WWII history
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damn I got so emotionally invested in my local minor league baseball team this season… is this what it is like being a true sports fan?
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wow my morning coffee hit different this morning 🫨
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There are no words to describe how much I love Norma Jean
The most beautiful Rottweiler dog stretched out on a modern looking rug. The angle is from above
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Feeling completely overwhelmed in all aspects of life
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Terrible news: I was going to neaten up the house tonight but I ate too much and am too taken down/laid low to do anything
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hypothetical Q: would you let your 12 year old get a nose piercing? Septum or nostril, either way I actually don’t care like morally, but I wouldn’t want her to have a nostril scar that she regrets later in life. Though I think those can be removed with microneedling?
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shout out to the family who brought multiple servings of lo mein in thermoses to enjoy at the minor league baseball game
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I cannot believe we live on the same planet as snakes
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m so depressed! Should I adopt this kitten to cheer me up?
The most precious fluffy dilute calico kitten in the history of the planet. She’s tilted her head to the side and she has a perfect nose
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Um this baseball stadium is playing ignition remix????
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I actually kind of enjoy going to the mall with my daughter because it’s so cool to see what she thinks is cool
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The worst part of a work trip is landing at sfo and knowing I have a 45-90 minute journey home still
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