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Jamie / Blooest; she/her. 32. 猫娘. Matriarch of a household of trans girls making a living in Denver. Hobbyist in a lot of random fields.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
All time classic lmfao
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Bloo @blooest.com · 15/09/2026
I've been waiting for my Windows install to brick itself to switch to Linux, since I had years of configuration creating friction on any switch. There's a nonzero chance that time is now, so.. what's the "hot" distro these days?
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Basil May @basilmai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly leaving us within hours of each other is homophobic.
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hydra
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 22/07/2026
Doug DIMMadome.
A picture of Doug Dimmadome from the Fairly Odd Parents. He always wears a 10 gallon hat and folks often stretch it to be even longer. This one  has the tall hat made up of RAM DIMMs rather than a hat.
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
incredibly compelling strip club sign promises to awaken the little-known fifth sense: tonch
sign outside a strip club in Athens: 
"see
smell
taste
tonch
hear"

tonch❤️
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Bloo @blooest.com · 10/07/2026
Age verification is starting to roll out here, huh? Might just go back to Tumblr at this rate. They don't need to verify my age, my damn account is over 18 years old.
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Maria Thaldore ☀️🔆♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
5 years hrt
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i think about this post literally fucking constantly. the phrase “mage regressing” bubbles around my head at basically all moments
my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me
-1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here
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John Kennedy @micefearboggis.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
surely nobody asked this before :o)
"How the fuck do i make new friends in my 30's" written in a style reminiscent of the 90's encarta software, featuring brush strokes, markers, ball points and splatters of color on top of a grid paper
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/06/2026
tumblr: 
elexecution: "they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything" 
ilovedirt: "subpoena" 
virtualgirladvance: "tumblr" 
earhartsease: "alcohol" 
beltsquid: "war thunder forums"
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Noctua! Spin on that thang
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Bloo @blooest.com · 14/06/2026
The invariable success of Forza Horizon releases always makes me wonder what happened to the other open world racing series. There's gotta be room for more than just Horizon to exist in this space.
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FurryTel Networks @furrytel.net · 11/06/2026
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 29/04/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
Friend Dishonorably Discharged From Navigation Duties After Missing Exit theonion.com/friend-dishonorably-di…
Friend Dishonorably Discharged From Navigation Duties After Missing Exit
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sleeping with his tiny friend
A black-and-white cat sleeping while hugging a small plushA black-and-white cat sleeping while hugging a small plush
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 02/01/2024
Trans Am
A picture of a white 70s pontiac trans am with pink and blue stripes up the hood in trans flag colours. Trans Am. Trans Trans Am.
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Bloo @blooest.com · 13/05/2026
My domain handle broke and now I can't even switch back to it. Functional app. 10/10.
Failed to change handle. Please try again.
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Limes 📚 😈 @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I regret to inform you that this is me
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Candy Meow @candymeow333.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Day 74 of drawing Fluttershy daily. Gonna be trying to get some arts done for the days I've missed. For now, have this meme I discovered recently and fell in love with #mlp #fluttershy
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
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mira ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🎃 @simployed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.
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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
object
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natalie a.m.🏳️‍⚧️ @natalieshitposts.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
a meme with two women (one trans, one lesbian) going "I consent" and a cat with a half empty food bowl goes "why is it empty". The meme on top says 'the myth of 'consensual' sex. On bottom it says 'Isn't there somebody you forgot to feed?'
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
DLSS 5 Off / DLSS 5 On
Loss symbols.Loss comic.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 03/03/2026
sending my LLM on a phishing awareness course
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Bloo @blooest.com · 07/02/2026
When a trans girl makes beef stroganoff, call that beef estrogenoff
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Bloo @blooest.com · 07/02/2026
Without fail, I will always misread "collard greens" as "collared greens". Always.
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Shoutout to my fellow havers of RSD
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"
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Bloo @blooest.com · 11/12/2025
So I work in a business-to-business call center. One of our biggest clients recently started using an AI agent to make calls to us and I have never felt so dehumanized. Of course, it is absolutely useless at performing this job, but I doubt that's going to dissuade them 🫠
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/12/2025
FF7 screenshot. Cloud in burning town with bodies on ground. Dialogue box: Skinner - "No, Mother, it's just the northern lights."
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extremely online blue cat @blueberrymeower.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"I shouldn't have licked it." @sharkyb.bsky.social
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 11/11/2025
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Mr. Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Still one of the fav things I've made
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Bloo @blooest.com · 28/10/2025
Sorry, I wasn't watching. Top of the 16th? What.
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@ROCKDOG @lycanroc.xyz · 27/09/2025
The King from Zelda CD-i:
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/09/2025
this is so me_irl that this is my desk. and my floppy drive. I took this picture
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
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