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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 27/09/2026
Q: "Why not become an independent?" Fetterman: "Because I'm a lifelong Republican." Garrett: "Democrat."
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026
Gru, smiling next to a notepad easel: "Wi-Fi speeds aren't keeping up with my new fiber Internet." Gru, still smiling, and making a pinching motion: "I got a new Wi-Fi router." Gru, looking pleased: "It looks like Kevin." Gru, looking back at notepad easel, questioningly: "It looks like Kevin?"
A picture of a listing for a WiFi 6E Router on Amazon that is shaped like Kevin the minion. It also has an option to look like Bob instead.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026
Good thing I was never interested in Active Matters in the first place. AI can't be a marginalized culture because it has no culture, and if it did, it would just be something it inherited from the white men who shoveled copyright works into it.
Al Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses Al Generated Content like this:
In-game AI character Ms. Second is using Al generated voice. Using humans voices for AI character would be cultural appropriation.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026
Who could have predicted that a company owned by a South African billionaire would do such a thing?
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 24/09/2026
I misread this at first. Given the current state of politics, I could really use some transphobic torpedos to reduce the number of transphobic things going on. A little herd thinning, as a treat.
A screenshot from Star TreK Fleet Command. At the top, it reads "Transphobic Torpedos." Then there is a picture of a torpedo used in space. Then, at the bottom, the progress bar says "27/80."
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 23/09/2026
This wheel’s on fire, rolling down the road. Best notify my next of kin; this wheel shall explode!
An image of a caliper mounted on a car. The "rotor" is a piece of china (a dinner plate.) The caption reads "ceramic brakes or whatever."
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 21/09/2026
I've literally been looking for this video again for years. 💜
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/09/2026
My nozzle always gives me trouble in the morning.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/09/2026
I prefer handwashes myself.
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Foxscotch @foxscot.ch · 19/09/2026
Alteration of the "STOP DOING MATH" meme, edited to the following:

STOP DOING SPECS

- SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRICTLY DEFINED
- YEARS OF SPEC WRITING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for the AUGMENTED BACKUS-NAUR FORM
- Wanted to establish standards anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "MANPAGES"
- "The container of a navigable navigable is the navigable container whose content navigable is navigable" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Spec Authors have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RFCs & working groups we built for them
(This is REAL Spec, done by REAL Spec Authors):

[Screenshot of the introduction to Annex K of the ISO/IEC 9899:2024 working draft]
?????

[Screenshot of the purchase page for IEEE 802.11-2024, showing a price of $913]
???????

[Drawing of two carrier pigeons standing side by side]
?????????????????

"Hello I would like [photo of a clothespin-based DHCP implementation info page] IPs please"

They have played us for absolute fools
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 18/09/2026
🧵
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Msushi @msushi.net · 18/09/2026
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 14/09/2026
Help out if you can.
A baby from the movie Ice Age in an oven. The bottom text reads "1 like = 1 degree."
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 11/09/2026
It's on random!
Spotify playing "Bella ciao - Hugel Remix" by El Professor and HUGEL.

Exact text is below:
"Bella ciao - Hugel Remix
El Profesor, HUGEL
Lossless
ELPROFESOR BELLA CIAO
HUGEL REMIX"
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 11/09/2026
Posting this today for no reason whatsoever. startrekfleetcommand.com/download-kir...
An ad for Star Trek Fleet Command with the promo code KIRK.

Text is below:
"STAR TREK FLEET COMMAND
USE CODE "KIRK" TO UNLOCK YOUR NEW PLAYER STARTER PACK
4000 OFFICER RECRUIT TOKENS
DOWNLOAD NOW
ENERGIZE AND ENGAGE!
- AVAILABLE FOR -
Mac OS
Windows OS
iOS
Android OS"
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Snao 🔞 @snao.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Krystal if she was real.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 10/09/2026
Damn, I guess I can't share this with the polycule. store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/...
Drag'n Wash on Steam with a notice that says "this game excluded from Steam's Family Sharing Service." Full text below.
"Notice: This game is excluded from Steam's Family Sharing service.
Current best: $13.49 -10% at Steam
Historical low:
$13.49 -10% at Steam 9/10/2026
= IN LIBRARY
Buy Drag'n Wash
INTRODUCTORY OFFER! Offer ends September 17
#1648668
$14.99
-10%
$13.49
Add to Cart"
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naelstrof @naelstrof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally can announce our new game! Drag'n Wash! Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/...
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🇧🇷HornyMarcoArts🔞(COMMS CLOSED 3/5) @hornymarcoarts.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Sketch C---ission for SophiToph73730 on twitter
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 06/09/2026
Speak and learn? Must be a magic wand for training puppies. Maybe it helps with voice training, too.
A picture of a Texas Instrument device from the '80s called the "magic wand speak & learn" for sale on the Facebook Marketplace.
Texas Instruments Magic Wand Speak & Learn - Tested/Working
$60
Ships for $13.18 + taxes
Buy now
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An incredible release from Texas Instruments in the late
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trashmasterj @trashmasterj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
CW: hyper sheath, HORNY help... (shaded comm for @cookiesunensfw.bsky.social)
a red fox with an EXTREMELY MASSIVE sheath and balls, laying on top of them as they tease the white cat inside. his mind is cooked after being stuck DEEP inside their hot, sweaty sheath, constantly growing from the inside... the tight interior squeezes around his MASSIVE cock, forcing him to shoot out MASSIVE amounts of cum:
"hey, you doing alright in there? you're still *quite* a ways off... just a *couple* hundred miles more and you'll reach my cock in no time!"
[distance traveled: 100 miles] [distance until destination: 29,546,957,8...]
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Kisota @kisota.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Morning stretch routine
Digital art of my coyote self going through different stretch poses
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/09/2026
Vaccinato! 🤌🏼 (Also if you laugh at me because I can't fully shave my face while my gums are healing, I'll cry.)
Me sitting in my car after getting my COVID, flu, and hep B vaccines. I have 3 CVS bandaids atop my combined therian and transgender symbol.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 01/09/2026
It's really extra sad because Milo was arrested, more or less treated likely royalty by ICE standards, and like immediately deported and to his actual home country and not some third country or CECOT. I'd say I hope this sticks with him, but I don't have faith in his ability to self-reflect.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 01/09/2026
Oh lord, here we go again. www.alilleybrinker.com/blog/1passwo...
alilleybrinker.com
1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker
1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded.
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Mink of the End @endm.ink · 31/08/2026
Content: hyper. Branches, trunks and the seed thereof. For @posmnaut.bsky.social whose birthday is today. #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #musk #sweat #possum #cryptid #male
Lewd cartoon sketch of an anthropomorphic opossum creature wearing only glasses sitting on the branch of a tree grinning, their beyond body-sized balls resting on the ground and long cock out in front, tip also on the ground. Some lanterns and steam surround the area.
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Blursedart @ Denfur🔞 @blursedart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Belated birthday doodle for @tacticooldad.bsky.social
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excessive_precum @glacierunreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
horse and shark... for aether!
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 21/08/2026
You should've seen the other guy.
A picture of me, unable to shave due to pain, along with some nice, big bruises on my chin/jaw.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026
Went to the pharmacy to pick up my new prescription, and while I was there, CVS awarded me the FIFA World Cup. Don't believe me? You should see who won the FIFA Peace Prize. (My lower jaw is bruised from my surgery, and I bought the cup because it was 75% off, fits in my cup holder, and is 40oz.)
Me, unshaven, holding a drinking cup that says "FIFA World Cup" on it. My lower jaw is rather bruised from my oral surgery yesterday.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026
Just finished at the dentist's. Only needed more stitches. Fortunately, I didn't damage anything. Just a lot of bleeding. Also, warfarin slows down clotting, but doesn't stop it, so I had a huge clot around my whole front lower jaw.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026
Still bleeding. Just threw up, not sure if it's from all these meds, swallowing blood, or both. x.x
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026
Ugh, I keep waking up with a mouthful of coagulated blood. Can't wait to stop bleeding.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026
I am in an incredible amount of pain. They cut off a strip of my palate and grafted it over my gums in front of my four bottom teeth. It's rare for me to cry from pain, but I am doing that right now.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 19/08/2026
For those about to rock...
A picture of me sitting in a dentist's chair wearing shades.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 19/08/2026
Press X to Jason
A screenshot of Telegram.
It is a message from Resistbot. The spoiler text is "JASON wants your help dri..."
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🎃TheWilldPumPink🎃 @thewilldpink.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Commission for: x.com/Akamai_the_w... For the less compressed version go here: www.patreon.com/TheWilldPink...
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 15/08/2026
Oh my.
An alert from the myBuick app on my smart watch. It reads "Wolfess is on."
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 14/08/2026
I think I'm a server centrist. Dell is a horrible company, has made so many proprietary things, has taken over so many companies, and worked with Intel to try and ruin hardware competition. On the other hand, have you seen ReadyRails? They're neat.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 12/08/2026
Only 38,016 miles between nice and boobs.
The center screen in my gauge cluster reading 42069 miles on the odometer. The text is as follows:
Average Fuel Economy 26.3 mpg
D 42069 mi E
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 11/08/2026
I'm going to have a nice morning tomorrow.
Digital odometer showing 42068 miles.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 05/08/2026
I'm stepping down from MyPillow, so this is your last chance to get two MyPillows for the price of one, plus shipping and handling.
Today, I've made one of the biggest decisions of my life. I'm stepping down as CEO of MyPillow so I can devote 100% of my time and energy to my campaign for Governor of Minnesota.
Minnesota deserves my full attention, and that's exactly what I'm giving it. I'm all in, and I can't wait to earn your vote.
MikeLindellGov.com

Mike Lindell Puts Minnesota First, Steps Down as MyPillow CEO to Focus Full-Time on Governor's Race
Founder entrusts day-to-day leadership to an experienced Minnesota team as he commits his full energy to serving the people of the state.
CHASKA, Minn. - MyPillow, Inc. today announced that founder Mike Lindell has stepped down as Chief Executive Officer and reduced his ownership to a minority stake, allowing him to focus full-time on his campaign for governor of Minnesota. Lindell will remain a member of the Board of Directors and a shareholder in the company he founded in 2004.
The transition places MyPillow's daily operations in the hands of a proven leadership team. James "Jim" Furlong, who served as the company's President from 2004 to 2019 and helped build MyPillow from a Minnesota startup into a national brand, returns as Chief Executive Officer.
"Minnesota comes first. This is the time to serve."
"After 22 years of leading MyPillow, I know the company is ready for its next chapter and I know Minnesota cannot wait," said Lindell. "This decision is not about walking away. It is about stepping forward to serve. I am putting Minnesota above myself, my title, and my business interests so I can give this campaign and the people of our state my full time, energy, and attention."
Lindell said the orderly transition reflects the same principles he would bring to public office: build a strong team, protect Minnesota jobs, make difficult decisions, and remain accountable for results.
"Real leadership means knowing when to lead, when to trust your team, and when to put a larger calling first," Lindell said. "I trust Jim and the Board to protect our empl…
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Nick (Breadbotnik) @breadbotnik.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Stop-mo PNGtuber for @foxander.bsky.social in the style of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Foxander messaged me about the idea and it seemed so cool! He sent me drawings and screenshots for the idea I got to work, it took a bit, but I streamed most of the process and am happy with the result! #3dart #vtuber
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 04/08/2026
Jesus, Ken. Shut the fuck up. All you needed to was apologize and I'd still consider you an ally. Instead, you go on a PR blitz about how trans rights are the thing you care about most deeply. It wasn't a good joke, and it landed poorly. You should've just said sorry and deleted it.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 04/08/2026
Also, this is how my life is going.
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 04/08/2026
So chief you see, what happened was...
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*mad at my tf fetishist roommate* do you think you can TF into someone capable of doing the dishes this evening
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 31/07/2026
I love growing tiger nuts.
Poster advertising Madame Tiger Tiger Nut Milk Barista for coffee, showing a carton with a tiger logo beside a latte cup and the text "tiger nuts only need rainwater to grow! That's wild."
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wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 28/07/2026
They totally forgot to label the dial as valve index.
An iron. It has a label pointing to the mist button labeled "steam controller," a label pointing to the frame (back) of the iron labeled "steam frame," a label pointing to the cord labeled "steam link," a label pointing to the center of the iron labeled "steam machine" and a label pointing to the part of the iron that actually presses into the clothes labeled "steam deck."
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