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virtually having the time of my life 📍Boston

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kren @kren.bsky.social · 21h
Slayyyterday nite. Ç̵̤͔̖͍͎̭̉̏̈̚͜͜R̶͈̥͛̈́͊̀̋͑̃͋͆̆Ą̸̹̺̪̣̜̣͕̗̅́͌͜N̸̨̡͔̩̪̦͈͆͒̌͌̾͊͘̕͘͝K̵̹̦̰͓͗͌̂̈́̀̉̏́ ̵̬̫͇̩̟͕͂̿͆͑͑͑͌ͅI̶̹̽̊̓̾̐̀T̸̼͙͖̤̰̞̍̾͜
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
sorry to interrupt. but would you mind clarifying which mash they did
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look at my preposterous new chair!!!
1960s Regency-style armchair in chartreuse crushed velvet. she is a freak💚

please note that this is not the actual lighting situation in my living room
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
survived a major lay*ff this morning but jfc dude. nerves fried
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
What is happening is not that AI-generated cultural goods are replacing human-made cultural goods; what is happening is that capital is flowing out of the production of cultural goods *entirely,* making us all poorer for it.
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bob's Discount Furniture for sure has some Backrooms
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
getting a lot of mileage out of my new bit, “pretending to order a soft serve ice cream cone in the style of Model/Actriz”
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Model/Actriz on the new Miley album: yay❤️
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Charli XCX tshirt featuring a portrait of the artist herself above the words "Ceci n'est pas Charli, bébé"
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck "parental rights"
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nathan Fielder / Elizabeth Holmes
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
now that's what I call a Friday night
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026
The whiplash I got when checking reviews for this "Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway."
The product image for "Raedon Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway"Bought some of these four years ago and they were still holding up very well, but I own a hair salon and decide to glue hair and make it into a hair path which worked for a while but now it looks disgusting so I needed to replace it
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Western Mass legend Kim Gordon
Kim Gordon @ Paradise Rock Club
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PITCH: M Night Shyamalan film set at a software conference. please
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
diet coke has water right in it btw. when you drink diet coke you're drinking water. it's healthy, it’s nutritious, and you better believe it's hydrating
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why did they call it The Bear and not Uncut Food
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
breakfast of champions
farmstand cherry tomatoes + diet coke
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Miriam Piilonen @miriam-piilonen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Unionize Katseye
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
let's say nice strangers introduce you to their beautiful dog. a dog named like a senator's son. a name you last saw on the collar of a dog that came bounding out of nowhere to befriend you in the woods so many winters ago. do NOT gaze at him mistily while saying something dumb like "oh, we've met"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There’s an aggressively paid for influence op going on right now to defend AI slop as art and protected speech across platforms. AI execs realize they have a problem and don’t wanna get Marie Antoinette’d. The free ChatGPT trip is the tip of the iceberg. First person to nail it down gets a Pulitzer.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I bet Mary J. Blige would be okay with some hateration in here.
Storefront labeled “The Ragery”.
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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i guess i didn't realize how hot it is outside because i'm just thinking about how SMART it is outside :)
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 22/08/2026
Magritte Qualley
magritte's La Modele Rouge (1935) a painting of boots that turn into feet 🤤
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wrote about the importance of literary friction and how the acts of thinking and learning and growing are anathema in our increasingly fascistic world. Which is all the more reason to double down on them. lithub.com/in-praise-of...
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In Praise of “Wordy, Old Prose.” (Or, F*ck Your AI Reading Buddy)
More than two years ago I wrote an angry piece about how lame the bulletpointization of books is: the point of reading and engaging with books is not so the reader can consume little bullet points …
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends theonion.com/local-music-venue-an-a…
Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my first novel, THE TOWER, is available everywhere june 22 2027 💙 pre-order: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake commenting on field events* hes throwing the discus
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake voice* hes growing hibiscus
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
carried a large basil plant uphill for a mile just like they do in CrossFit
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rocks can probably contain anything if you plan in advance
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
never gonna live down the time I got too stoned and thought the M&Ms were misspelled
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Zohran already doing wonders as the new face of liking Grape Nut ice cream. early polling numbers indicate that the creamy cereal-flecked treat is quickly gaining ground among young, charming community-minded types
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the body keeps the bone broth
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I was in that trolley problem it wouldn’t have gone down like it did
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Friday Night Lights coach speech but he's just telling men to be normal to women, jeezus christ fellas, get it together, you're a mess out there. the men listen, their eyes shining, because he big strong Man. maybe fellas run big man respectin' women drills out there in the pouring rain, for Him
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the AI search arms race is the new pivot to video & the internet is gonna be 95% keyword slop soon enough, but every time the search algo gets gamed it has to change how it ranks content. once everything is pattern-matched to hell, these losers are gonna need actual soul-having arbiters of taste
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ben stas @benstas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
absolutely infuriating both as a longtime BV reader and contributor. start a blog and support your local cause literally everything else is gonna be burned to the ground by some corporate ghoul sooner or later.
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love Grape Nuts because I am 78 years old and a highly respected machine at Boston Sand and Gravel
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
tshirt idea: NOAH KAHAN BOSTON HARDCORE
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fiddlehead @ Lynch Family Skate Park this rules so much steady stream of duck boats going by in the background is really adding something special here
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
😔
the year is 2025. every building in Boston is either a Sweetgreen, Chipotle, or a high-end salon. rent is five bazillion dollars a month. but fear not: the city has maintained some local character. for example, sometimes "Shippin Up to Boston" plays quietly inside the Chipotle
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
nooooooo 😭 best chocolate chip cookies in town
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
huge night for trying to take one good photo of the moon on your phone. it's not gonna happen tonight but still you must try. kind of rude to just ignore it
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
it's O-S-C-A-R
"Susan's Beauty Has A Name" sign very clearly written to the tune of the Oscar Meyer jingle
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
at long last the city honors our rich electropop history
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