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nb (he/him). old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls. secrets of the ages: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4…

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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 04/10/2026
I know that's going to /dev/null but it felt fucking great. no, Vicki, you cannot put a sign in my yard
A text from my representative (Republican) asking to put a sign in my yard. My response was "Eat me"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 02/10/2026
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula
"We Are The Democratic Party"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 23/09/2026
post your draft(s)
imdb is sure handy, but there's no credit listing for the Baby Ruth bar in Caddyshack
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 07/09/2026
so how's your Sunday?
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search bar. It contains the words "Jesus on coke".
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 05/09/2026
That "happy birthday Magaggie" cake from the Simpsons
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 22/08/2026
thanks for the helpful review, Temu Shaggy
had it in a j, some outdoor. and it instantly reminded me of Trainwreck and Thai i felt like Drew the dude with the green hair. I felt pretty cool catching that but yeah high right now chilling smoked half the j and i am chilling fr i like it, i feel like a tamed Quigmire, just giggly and shii fr. i ate a kitkat and had it had two tones, it was carmel
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 25/07/2026
he's so close to figuring it out
At one point, Trump wondered aloud what his role was. “Is this supposed to be fun?” he asked. “Am I supposed to be a comedian?”
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 16/07/2026
h/t beanytuesday
Holden Bloodfeast meme (beanytuesday)
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 02/07/2026
this hideous monstrosity costs 6300 dollars and is available for pre-order if you're a racist country singer that needs a new stage prop
a perfectly nice Martin acoustic guitar that someone painted a PATRIOTIC 'MERICAN mural onto
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 13/06/2026
A screenshot of John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything. He is holding a boombox over his head. In bold letters across the bottom, a caption reads "FUCK ARMAGEDDON, THIS IS HELL".
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 23/05/2026
cause god hates war and god hates crime but he really hates people who color outside the lines
A Methodist coloring book. For real.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 15/05/2026
when bluesky doesn't like my posts
A panel from a hand-drawn comic. A purple cat is standing up in a crowd, and is partially turned away looking towards a place in the crowd where someone has just said "You could if you weren't a fucking coward"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 26/04/2026
we have never once forgotten you over here ❤️ (we have a very insistent little reminder after all)
A photograph of a fluffy gray cat. She is lying on her side facing the camera. Her head is turned so one ear is flattened against the surface she is lying on and she is looking slightly off-camera.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 28/02/2026
post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
Photo of a fluffy gray cat lying on her back and side in a cat bed. Her eyes are closed and one front paw is curled.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 21/02/2026
A late 90s photo of Kid Rock. His hair is waxed super high and flat and he looks a little like Macauley Culkin honestly.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 14/02/2026
this is a mayor celebrating winning a race that he ran unopposed
A photograph of a man in a red dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, pumping his fists in celebration of an outcome that had been certain
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 11/02/2026
close but no cigar, i guess
Former Senate GOP leader McConnell discharged from hospital after week-long stay
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 02/10/2025
if you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation
A quote template for text, with a beaten up doll with a broken eye in the lower left. nothing is written in the center
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 30/09/2025
me watching the tidal wave of bullshit approaching
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 28/09/2025
sleeping in my medbed
A blue plastic sarcophagus belonging to the Micronauts' Pharoid, open, in which reclines a mummy figurine
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 26/09/2025
Im here you fuckaas bitch
An orange roadside sign. It reads "SHERRILL'S EAT HERE AND GET GAS BILL AND ANN--OWNERS" and no longer exists
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 23/09/2025
A photo of Cloris Leachman with a large bottle of Clorox superimposed in place of her head. I'm sorry, Ms. Leachman.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 09/09/2025
I couldn't sleep last night and it's because I have to share a second perfect album from the 90s. now. now I may rest
The Breeders - Pod
Album cover
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 08/09/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Too Much Joy - Cereal Killers
Album cover
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 07/09/2025
educated wicker
a map of the US above a map of the world overlaid with text: tell me where you are from using only two words
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 06/09/2025
astrogoblin is one of the most consistently funny channels out there. the alchemy of proximity chat turns tragedy into something magical
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 01/09/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September:
Cat on a skateboard facing away from the camera. The photo is captioned "Bye"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 28/08/2025
leftists in red states watching blue states talk soft secession
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons, staring straight ahead with his mouth open. Closed captioning reads "(chuckles) i'm in danger"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 22/08/2025
I'm going to say all those things and more after every instance I will grind conversation to a halt to proudly announce "remember, vote blue"
Don't say "birthing person." 
Don't say "incarcerated person." 
Don't say "the unhoused." 
Don't say "chest feeding." 
Don't say "centering. 
Don't say "Latinx."

When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 22/08/2025
this was written by a kindergartener
Why hurt people who were just following the law?

If you don't like a law, change the law. Don't hurt people who followed the law, even if it was a bad law. This is the way to chaos.
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 22/08/2025
...yes. "didst" is clearly frontrunner for "most likely word meant" well done
screenshot of my incredibly useful autocorrect. the three options are "didn't," "didst" and "didnt"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 19/08/2025
*democratic politicians occasionally saying or doing some awesome shit* also democrats:
Michael Jordan, seated in a chair, hands out as to illustrate a point. Caption text reads, "...and I took that personally"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 16/08/2025
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
D. Boon
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 12/08/2025
bonus:
david crosby liked it and I was not expecting that
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 12/08/2025
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Quote tweet from David Crosby, whose op reads:

"Does Trump listen to music? If so ...what music? I have a nasty suspicion that he does not
At all......
Holy shit"

My response:
"ironically enough, the only piece of music he likes is the coda of 'suite: judy blue eyes' on infinite repeat, but he remains ignorant of who made it or what it's called"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 11/08/2025
even the few democratic reps we have are talking about the money -- and yeah, I get it, but it's disappointing to live in a place where you have to convince people through their wallets that fascism is objectively bad
Indiana state Rep. Victoria Garcia Wilburn, a Democrat whose district includes portions of central Indiana, said she is concerned her state is taking part in “federal missteps” that are destroying people’s lives. She said news of the ICE expansion contradicts the message from Republican lawmakers in the spring session that the state has to do more with less.

“Our agriculture industry is in distress right now, and unfortunately, we don’t have the extra means to be supporting this initiative,” she said. “The federal government is really going to need to cover the bill for this.”
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 11/08/2025
this man lives 2 hours from the nearest indiana camp site, gave his government name, and said with his whole chest "I'm not troubled by human rights violations, I'm just worried about who's paying"
Eric Kurtz, 61: “As an Indiana resident and taxpayer, it doesn’t really concern me as long as the federal government pays its full, fair share of the cost that it imposes on Indiana state government and the Department of Correction,” he said. “As an Indiana taxpayer, I don’t want to subsidize the federal government more than what taxes we pay in.”
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 10/08/2025
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?
designed by Hudson Rowan (then 14) for Ulster County, NY sticker contest. it also describes my feelings about the american electoral system
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 03/08/2025
this was a solid 4 second scene for no other reason that I can discern than to give ebon moss-bachrach a chance to say
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 20/07/2025
I finally looked up "labubu" and we had those when I was a kid. everything old is new again
A Monchhichi doll from the 80s. It looks like a stuffed monkey with human-like features
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 29/06/2025
Pam in the US version of The Office. The subtitles read "Please don't throw garbage at me."
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 08/06/2025
it's still caturday
closeup of an orange cat's face. his arm is stretched out alongside his head and his eyes are half-open
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 02/06/2025
post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in june
an orange cat with white markings looks over one shoulder blankly
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 31/05/2025
in case you wanted a handy mnemonic for eyeballing your urine to check for dehydration
A photo of a hand wearing a latex glove holding a urine sample. stylized text reads

dark and cloudy
water, howdy
light and clear
never fear
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 31/05/2025
this was supposed to draw attention to someone else's post but it turned out oddly unsettling, so now you get to wonder
stock photo of a woman looking pensive. text: ARE ALBERTANS FOLLOWING YOU?
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 30/05/2025
the third way is content moderation
screenshot of a content label on a post.
"1 label has been placed on this content
Rude"

original skeet:
fuck you and the horse you rode in on, third way"
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 21/05/2025
I'm fucking done with dream journals because all I ever write down is shit that looks vaguely ominous and it bums me out all day
Dream journal att...

Georgia satellites
Kentucky headhunters
The conflagration
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 13/05/2025
in this town you seize the joy or you eat lead, do you fucking understand me
headline: Police searching for drive-by suspects

subhead: Also, Symposium selects three to 'Seize the Joy'
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 20/04/2025
screencap of Mark Metcalf as the asshole dad in the "we're not gonna take it" video
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biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 15/02/2025
oh good, I was worried indiana might escape nuclear disaster potential
To meet the increasing need for energy while keeping cost low for Hoosiers, House Bill 1007 would reduce barriers to entry for companies looking to use small modular nuclear reactors to generate energy.
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