Reposted by BirdiePoptart From Earth! @audreyfromearth.gay · 26/02/2026It's okay if all you did today was survive <3 151736556
Reposted by Birdierax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this morning i had to explain babka’s name to a spanish-speaking neighbor who didn’t understand it so i stumbled through my terrible spanish to be like ‘it’s a cake…a cake of the jews’ 1549716
Reposted by BirdieFailbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs 3816841087
Reposted by BirdieJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley… 1635705943
Reposted by BirdieTim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really enjoying watching the light leave the eyes of Astros batters as they realize they’re facing off against the wrath of the Lord. 29914
Reposted by BirdieDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I am requesting all emails sent within Sen. Eric Schmitt's office that include the word 'Hawks.' I am requesting expedited processing because this is a matter of grave national hilarity." 0855
Reposted by BirdieTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET 224843
Reposted by BirdieNomi Claire Lazar @nomiclairelazar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bluesky as a university dormitory: you wander the halls overhearing snippets of ridiculous conversations, some folks are studying, some watching sports, tankies are tanking, foodies are fooding. People up past their bedtimes. Sometimes, you overhear a truly great joke. Everyone is procrastinating. 625448
Reposted by BirdieThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your Sunday morning sermon, from me to Y'all. "Don't be a bigoted asswipe." - Mouthy 86:47 13397081668
Reposted by BirdieGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/09/2026This seems to have made its way to a discover feed so here's the song it's referring to so people can stop asking me to explain the jokeyoutu.beStan Rogers - Barrett's PrivateersYouTube video by bytor21122112 2572
Reposted by BirdieGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean 49761242
Birdie @birdiefire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Trying to figure out how to make a lot of money to support everyone who needs it. 020
Reposted by Birdieⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And this year's Pulitzer Prize for Photography goes to... 05415
Reposted by BirdieGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you... 685266014803
Reposted by BirdieTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026So Emma Woodhouse is a pretty girl who is pretty smart, pretty rich, and pretty much has no problems whatsoever. We’re off to a roaring start. 1051519269
Reposted by Birdieseandacey.bsky.social @seandacey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026His secret is that he’s not Seth Moulton. 37412
Reposted by BirdieJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184582293
Reposted by BirdieBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We already have a new Twitter where people aren’t allowed to post jokes and its called Bluesky 233155654
Reposted by BirdiePardeep Cattry @pcattry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" playing at halftime of Tottenham's EFL Cup tie against Charlton, you love to hear it 1449
Reposted by BirdieLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This makes sense to me not only because of its generosity, but because she was a great understander of the intricacy of the relationship between mind and body and self-image and external image, and of the primacy of *deciding for yourself* and being at peace above all else. 771965
Reposted by BirdieRhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026GNU Dolly Parton 💔 A genuinely wonderful human being. This beautiful artefact from the Pratchett household, circa the mid 80s, was known as the ‘Dolly Parton Eggcup.’ 880699
Reposted by BirdieBenjamin Freed @brfreed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026US trade negotiators tried to suppress Heated Rivalry 1333354
Birdie @birdiefire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh noes it’s true. All the people who I followed during the World Cup are in my timeline and they are not happy. 010
Reposted by BirdieGary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Oh no. Not again. @tomscott.com @natgrayy.es 2835423
Reposted by BirdieTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11/08/2026Everyone who forewarned me of the saturation of Boobs Breasting Boobily in this text about ye olde church construction—wow, my expectations were exactly correctly situated by you. Thank you. 11014
Reposted by BirdieMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026wait so we don't know how he got back into real air force one at landing so you're telling me there could be an even funnier story lying around 31318156
Reposted by BirdieAvian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I just found out there's a creature called a puffleg hummingbird, that wears a tiny pair of fluffy white trousers. 521612401
Reposted by Birdielauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128913255
Birdie @birdiefire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hungry Hungry Hegels as the last one is truly perfect. 2206
Reposted by BirdieChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha 301272225
Reposted by BirdieCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182396488
Reposted by BirdieWalter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The removal of the apex predator will collapse the Maryland I-95 ecosystem 292192321
Reposted by BirdieTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Is this the Route of Santiago de Compostela? because i see a lot of spanish crosses 1796
Reposted by Birdiedr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 18/07/2026RIP medieval scriptoria you would have loved jimothy 2588107
Reposted by BirdieRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026France honoring their culture by going on strike 115423
Reposted by BirdieTragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026France defending like someone just got around the Maginot line 212
Reposted by BirdieBea Leiderman @bealeiderman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026These two are the same insect, 26 minutes apart. The picture on the left is the regular appearance. The one on the right is what the insect looks like after it is scared and produces a chemical that spreads between its body and its elytra. 🌿🌱 #beetle #insect 15641170
Reposted by BirdieMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the prevent defense only prevents victory true in football as in futbol 2879
Reposted by BirdieRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL 913952733
Reposted by BirdieMicah @rincewind.run · 15/07/2026some real People’s Front of Judea vs the Judean People’s Front stuff going on in Schismwatch 2026, folks 651469
Reposted by BirdieJeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 14/07/20262018: Deschamps 2022: Desrunnersup 2026: Desconsolationfinalist (respectfully) 191039203
Reposted by Birdiemaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday. 115111512404
Reposted by BirdieJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026BTW 4-7-8 breathing really does the trick for me if you have problems with sleeping health.clevelandclinic.org/4-7-8-breath...health.clevelandclinic.orgHow To Do the 4-7-8 Breathing ExerciseBreathwork techniques like 4-7-8 breathing can help you tap into your inner calm. Here’s how to do this soothing style of breathing and what health benefits it can provide. 38215
