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Zoe (she/they)

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Pat Robertson warned y’all about people like me

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PEER REVIEW: In schools, you can't tell it apart from cheating. Homework scores go up, but examination results go down. More generally, skills are not learned, dependence is built, and on average work takes longer with than without. PROGRAMMER: I am above average. Look at my GitHub metrics to check
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tired: using torrents to download the latest Harry Potter movie. Wired: using torrents to download the Amnesty International report that JK Rowling wants to censor.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(AI actually has been used in science and medicine for decades and is incredibly good at doing things like finding cancer that can’t be seen with the human eye but that is a completely different type of AI then we’re all angry about it and we shouldn’t discuss them in the same conversations TBH)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 06/08/2026
Really? Because I keep seeing them in charge of everything from car dealerships to the White House, and they seem to doing just fine despite their obvious handicaps.
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Zoe (she/they) @bimbo-wizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?" At least one battery. Does it work? The world may never know.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/08/2025
the final insult of AI is going to be forcing us all to become linux guys. we're all going to be like oh yeah downloading stuff on linux is super easy you just juice the tarball and compile the pulp in the sudo command line. not like windows where you have to click on things
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/01/2026
meticulously labelling every bad thing the United States has ever done 'un-American' then bolting the gates of my Mind Palace with a gentle smile, secure in the knowledge that I live in the Good Country
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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 23/05/2026
Thread as an article:
queersatanic.com
We have to love people
If you are an anarchist, people have to matter to you. Not The People™ or even “your people”, but actual people, real humans, folks as they are in splotches and phlegm.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
How a State Domestic Terrorism Law Has Boosted the White House’s Texas ‘Antifa’ Crackdown talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/tr...
talkingpointsmemo.com
How a State Domestic Terrorism Law Has Boosted the White House’s Texas ‘Antifa’ Crackdown
This article is part of TPM’s ongoing “Creating the Enemy Within” project,...
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The Ominous Amy GRaven - All Hallows Eevee @somethingamyss.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
youtu.be/68WmaQDt2nk?... This is epic
youtu.be
YAGODY - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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🏴ᛏ Sigrún, hræfnes cwen ᚩ🏴 @empress-trixana.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it feels kinda wrong to yell at this man, he is literally a German peasant being confronted with the totality of the US like the salsa thing is funny, but then you see this
"Manz also sued the NYPD after, he said, he witnessed two assailants violently beat a homeless man on a street near Times Square. Manz called 911 to report the assault, according to court documents. But Manz said the dispatcher demanded a specific address to respond to rather than a nearby landmark, saying the NYPD “does not use Google.” The officer allegedly said they wouldn’t be able to call him back because their system was “unable to call foreign numbers.”

Manz is demanding $10 million in damages, policy reforms that would allow the NYPD to place international calls and mandatory training for effectively communicating with nonresident and foreign-language callers.

The NYPD denied all of Manz’s allegations in a legal filing. The case is ongoing."
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Zoe (she/they) @bimbo-wizard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Rare British dub
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 31/01/2026
An aerial, satellite-style view of the White House complex. The building wing on the left side of the image has been demolished and replaced with a construction site filled with dirt, rubble, and heavy machinery. The main central residence and the wing on the right remain intact, with their roofs covered in a large cluster of red map pins containing white silhouettes of people. The text "Pennsylvania Ave" is superimposed on the road in the bottom left corner, and the South Lawn with a circular fountain is visible in the foreground.
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Zoe (she/they) @bimbo-wizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Explain your username 🎤 I thought the irony of combining "hyperfeminine person stereotypically characterized as dumb and shallow but highly sociable" with "typically masculine person who studies a shit ton and does nothing else with their life" was funny, and fitting for me.
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
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Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.phd · 28/12/2025
Not to keep harping on this 「 closed captions won’t stay on by default anywhere anymore 」 but I swear it’s like DEI and Me Too a bunch of assholes resented being minimally accommodating and as soon as they felt comfortable they immediately ripped everything up and made it even worse than before
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
the very last person who should be prattling on about the dangers of inexperience is the grifting troglodyte who killed millions when he was put in charge of “efficiency”
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Hey… pssst. The reason why the 5 year social media histories are only being asked of ESTA applicants is because the US government has been collecting social media information of visa applicants for almost a decade now. Once again, migration rights were the canary in the coal mine.
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jessdee.bsky.social @jessdee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Some days, I wish the poem Ran backwards, So that The Niemollers of the world Are the first To feel the fascist's brunt. I am not intelligent enough To run this poem Backwards.
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Daisy Pitkin @daisy-pitkin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
By No Contract, No Coffee, we mean EVERYWHERE! www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Starbucks workers and unions in 10 countries to protest in support of US baristas
Starbucks workers and union allies in 10 countries are set to demonstrate on Wednesday in support of striking US employees.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
a fake quote being attributed to zohran mamdani is igniting the pro-palestine left. he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.
image circulating claiming to attribute a fake quote to mamdani. text reads:
dec. 2024: “as mayor of nyc i would arrest benjamin netanyahu”
sept. 2025: “arresting netanyahu would make me a trumpian fascist.” - this second quote has in big letters over it the words “fake quote.”post from the originator of the phrase. text reads:

@zei squirrel
here you have it side by side. Zohran in December 2024, when he was running in the primary, pledging that he will definitely arrest Netanyahu. Then fast forward to Zohran in September 2025, after he won the primary, and suddenly arresting Netanyahu makes you a Trumpian fascist:
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 08/10/2025
Ken Paxton’s plan
“How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" is a reaction image commonly used to respond to users pretending to be part of a community that they are clearly unfamiliar with. The image features the actor Steve Buscemi dressed youthfully and holding a skateboard, and is usually subtitled with the tagline. The image is often photoshopped to adapt to a particular subculture, and the phrase is often used in conversation without the image. It’s edited to include random trans symbols including a trans Texas saying “y’all means all” and a badge that says “fuck the cis stem” and a trans hat with the hammer and sickle symbol. 

Text reads: How do you do fellow transgenders
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 08/10/2025
If you are willing to throw away entire groups of people to protect your insular strategy that will only protect you instead of protecting everyone then I don’t want your leaders and I sure as hell don’t want to be associated with you.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I think evangelizing antitheists need to consider that other religions are not complicit in the harm that imperial hegemonic white Christianity has inflicted. They aren’t Christianity minus Jesus. Call out Christendom, please. But leave marginalized people alone.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The reality here is that Chuck Schumer is more offended by the things that Zohran Mamdani believes than the things that Donald Trump believes
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Amanda Finley Digs All the Spooky Things @rubyslippahs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Meme in two parts. First: picture of Geordi LaForge from Star Trek looking straight ahead, left arm extended and palm down. Text reads do not comply in advance. Bossy, already a cliché, implies permission to comply later. Second picture is Geordi LaForge looking to his left, eyes are glowing red. Text reads fuck you, make me. Leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on  a banner
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
You love to see people protecting their neighbors like this
masslive.com
ICE detains teenager in Milford, then releases them as crowd gathers
Agents left without the teenager they detained on Friday afternoon, according to a spokesperson for the Milford Police Department.
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
metal band names
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 12/09/2025
I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.” If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I find one of the most frustrating tendencies nowadays on the internet is calling anyone who realizes that leftist politics don’t just start and end with trying to figure out who can punch the fascists hardest a “liberal”.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson. Actor Sam Richardson. The caption has been edited to say, "I wish ill on JK Rowling.”
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The phrase "I wish ill on JK Rowling" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo (the two phrases have very similar cadence)
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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 15/08/2025
for people who still had faith in electoralism, the way "Vote Blue No Matter Who" pragmatist™ Democrat leaders have mobilized against Zohran Mamdani versus Trump ought to be the last stop on that train
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 16/08/2025
The problem is that this theoretical "nice National Guard who wouldn't hurt a fly" and verifiably real "nutcase who is gagging to do Kent State 2" are wearing the same uniform and received the same training
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/08/2025
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 16/08/2025
forbidden cinnamon rolls
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Cartoon by Guy Richards Smit.
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Zoe (she/they) @bimbo-wizard.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Back on his bullshit (heifer shit?)
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Queen Liza @krystalwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
it's crazy how if u get good grades they let u raw dog autism your whole life
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
dont post abt your guns. dont post abt doing violence to feds. dont post abt doing violence to the administration. if you absolutely MUST ramble on belligerently abt these things do it the old fashioned way: at a loud bar with people you know and trust
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/08/2025
everybody transgender now!!!
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
One thing that doing creative work teaches you is that ideas are worth nothing. Anybody can have an idea. In a writers room you have to come up with a hundred ideas a day, and most of those don’t make the page. It’s the work of making something that gives it value. The patina of humanity.
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