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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 51m
Someone tell the Sovereign Citizens. They'll know what it means.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5h
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 5h
Writing the second draft of history.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15h
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 7h
Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!
a graph of US monthly solar generation
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 7h
The French don't fuck around with their protests.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 7h
Would it be honoring the spirit of the order if they called it 'super-duper intelligence'?
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 7h
Listening to the local news, and I'm starting to question the journalistic objectivity of the sports reporter. Think he's rooting for the local team.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 8h
Outside of design issues, if you call 911 when someone is drowning and then wait for help to arrive... There will be poor outcomes.
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Martin Shelton @mshelton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come work with our team! We're hiring a Sr. Digital Security Trainer. You would lead digital security trainings for journalists, conduct organizational risk assessments, contribute to our editorial efforts, and help to develop our curriculum. freedomofthepress.na.teamtailor.com/jobs/708479-...
freedomofthepress.na.teamtailor.com
Sr. Digital Security Trainer - Freedom of the Press Foundation (FPF)
FPF is hiring a senior digital security trainer to conduct in-field digital security training with journalists and newsrooms.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 10h
BonzaiBuddy enters the chat.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 11h
"lifestyle details" You know which ones.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12h
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 12h
Look forward to the clumsy replacement they attempt.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13h
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 12h
A real Manhattan parking garage would charge you 12$ just to look at the sign.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 12h
Because immigrants are not safe calling ICE, they don't do it. So you could not use ICE as the reporting agency to understand the amount of hate crimes that an immigrant community receives. Most understand this. But many don't understand why Black people don't report racist incidents to cops.🤷🏿‍♂️
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 12h
Shout out to all the parents with adorable pics of their kids that they don't post on the internet. They understand the assignment.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 12h
That AI isn't going to last 24 hours in its current form.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13h
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 16h
We had a woman phone us once because her password had stopped working. Hand on heart, she genuinely asked whether it might be because her password was her hamster’s name and her hamster had just died.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just to be safe, we should dismantle the FBI.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 29/09/2026
Trash. Dem senators never voted to curtail coaches' salaries, even though the highest paid government employee in most states is a college football or basketball coach.🤡 Dem Senators never passed a law to protect the labor rights of these Black kids, but they pass this law to remove them?🤡
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New blog post confessing crimes dropped. Look forward to the forthcoming perpwalk. (right? right?!)
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2003: whatever you do, don't source your research from Wikipedia. 2026: Wikipedia is the safest online source to start general research from.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tom Hardy as Max Rockatansky: That's Bait
Alt: Tom Hardy as Max Rockatansky: That's Bait
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a great thread discussing context that I was wanting. If you read the linked article, also read this thread.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using…
CON: Doesn’t cry when you yell at it
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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've watched her elections very closely since 1996, never anything like this. What's surprising is how much coverage this is getting in Maine media, which usually gives her kid gloves treatment Headline of Press Herald editorial this weekend: "It’s Maine’s turn to be concerned about Susan Collins"
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wonder which country wanted an exclusive on their offer.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Corollary: the only reason I have voicemail is because my provider won't let me turn it off. Please try screaming in the void instead of leaving a voicemail to me.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 28/09/2026
You know they've been sitting on this concept for a year.
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Want alternate history TV show where Canada dominated the space race.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's mind-blowing that there hasn't been criminal investigations or indictments.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pilots are going to be increasingly curious about perhaps becoming furries. So that's a plus.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dafuq?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
the reason the water thing annoys me so much is that there are real water issues that need to be solved and water issues at scale are "it's the agriculture, stupid" and the data center water freakouts convince people that those issues can be solved by data center moratoriums that is simply wrong
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Dominic Gwinn @dominicgwinn.com · 27/09/2026
"The report by Quebecor media quoted two unnamed...[Quebec gov't sources] who said US officials had attempted to negotiate tariffs with Quebec directly. It also noted how a US-based think tank...published an essay in Feb. calling for US to destabilize the Canadian federation..."
globalnews.ca
Federal intelligence agency contacted amid U.S. interference allegations in Quebec election | Globalnews.ca
As Quebec's election enters its final stretch, U.S. interference allegations prompted a CSIS contact and calls for from party leaders for transparency.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*In 1953, author Clifford Simak is convinced that science fiction is here-to-stay because of the tie-in merch. #prophetic sciencefictionruminations.com/2026/08/16/e...
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"probed in unexpected ways"? Really appreciate how AI has created a plethora of euphemisms for "criminal hacking". Journalists never did this with kids simply exploring networks.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/09/2026
Seattle calls those, 'tourists'
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alphabet is firing its tax evasion team after seeing this list.
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Rot26 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦 @rot26.wtf · 27/09/2026
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears… I come to bury Caesar… seriously, FUCK THAT GUY.”
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