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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️

@lainkaplan.bsky.social
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Dire Elder trans woman. Linguist. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Getting back into racing shape. Fash begone.🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🪬🇵🇸 Black Trans Lives Matter.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woman at the bus stop: This bus go to or-GAHN? Me: Uh… oh, yes. Philly has some complex accents.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A tastefully sleeved deck with chaos enby energy. #mtg
Triple sleeved Commander deck with gold character guards over the JP War of the Spark Ashiok art
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am resting until pinball finals tonight and getting my MTG stuff together for tomorrow. My Super Friends deck got some very useful upgrades, and I took the jank basics out of the Multiverse Reforgef deck out and put in pretty ones.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FIRE
Painting on a brick wall that reads "PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER" crossed out and under it "EDUCATE YOUR SON"
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@shivambhatt.bsky.social this actually happened today Me: So I think you would really like this free game, Freestars, it’s a silly RPG in space. (Shares link) Friend: Is this Star Control? Me: YES! You know… Frienf: With the Daktak? Me:
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Excel Saga: Man Shocked and Screaming
Alt: Excel Saga: Man Shocked and Screaming no
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know a lot of white Jews point out that Jewish Americans were a significant part of the early organizers of the NAACP. But it bears asking: What have we done for them lately? Has it been enough? I am a broke ass Jew struggling to survive. But I know we as a community could be doing more.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to Walmart yesterday to get Gatorade. A young trans couple was there shopping. I heard them say “that woman over there is epic.” I smiled and pointed right back at them and said “no, you two are epic!” I don’t care if I am cringe in public. I am a girl’s girl.
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You Are Awesome
Alt: David Bowie in Ziggy Stardust garb points to the viewer and says “you are awesome”.
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Bodie A. Ashton @manwithoutatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you’re subbing for a trans girl who doesn’t know it yet.
A street sign that says “Unter der Egg.”
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Online comments on IG are wiiild. First guy: I’m Jewish. I face dilemmas all the time and some of them mean ignoring mitzvot for the pursuit of mitzvot that I think take precedence. Second guy, I don’t care what you think, fuck off. Third guy, I’m pushing 50. You complimented unintentionally.
First user: “I think you should do what makes you happy. As long as it’s not denying others their rights. But isn’t picking and choosing which details of your religion kinda … IDK not make sense. Like the god of that religion wasn’t like hey, follow which parts you want to

Chronicleheadache1: sorry to break it to you, if I was to see you on the street, I wouldn’ would’ve thought u were a man

Crikmaetin: You’re pushing 40 big, you need to touch grass
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This. I am very stubborn. I do not compromise the way I treat all people with dignity even though I may not think they deserve it. It’s not about them. I have to hold myself to a high standard. And that means keeping my principles.
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This poor cat has been fated to answer phones in a call center for life.
White cat with black markings that look like a call center headset
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Republicans know you hate them. Their primary voters hate them and think they’re incompetent. But they hate Democrats that much more because that is how they have been trained through Pavlovian conditioning. They know there are no good reasons to pick them. So they just go negative.
Tweet by Matt Gates:
Bro we need your vote.

I hate the war too.

But the Democrats want to trans your kids.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I don’t deadname people. Ever. I respect people enough not to do that even if I think they are a POS. But deadnaming companies? Absolutely fine. I will always call it Twitter, the Nazi bird app. Deadnaming AI? I’m freaking ecstatic doing that.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am feeling better today. Seven miles today, a relatively short shift at work. But I am feeling it and going to sleep well.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I cannot believe how bad at reading some people are on Al Gore’s Internet. I called a literary figure parochial (as in uncultured, ignorant of what goes on in urban life) and my interlocutor read it to think I was calling the figure patriarchal. That is an entirely different word.
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Funny Anime Girl Head Banging
Alt: Funny Anime Girl Head Banging
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did this thing. Why did I pick the least popular DA game? Because it was the game where I got to roleplay as a trans elder. And a lot of these helped me feel more comfortable seeing myself as a woman. I didn’t want Chun Li. I wanted to BE Chun Li. And stomp on people from above.
1. star Control 2
2. OG Fallout
3 Street Fighter 2
4. KOTOR 
5. Baldur’s Gate Iii
6. shadow Hearts Covenant
7. FF7
8. mTG Arena
9: DA Veilguard
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Ross Payton @rosspayton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw the new Resident Evil movie last night. It was great! I'm going to rewatch it now that I know the puzzles and enemy placement. I can definitely watch it under 90 minutes now. Does anyone know how to unlock the S ending?
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Toy Story Ken's Angry Clap
ALT: Toy Story Ken's Angry Clap
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Cirice Gray @In Her Image out now! @ciricegray.itch.io · 21/09/2026
The reason you don't leave room for doubt in a fictional lesbian pairing is because lesbophobia is a powerful force of oppression across the world that will cling to any reason to deny it in both fiction and reality I guess getting over the idea of true love is a fine message but whatever
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Darth Vader Alter The Deal
Alt: Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If your last name is Kombat and you have a daughter you should name her Myrtle
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So I have been practicing a pin I used to dislike. It turns out that it has a lot of ways to save balls that I wasn’t used to, and that there are some crafty traps to avoid. #pinball
Whitewater score of 1.346 billion ranked 7th globally
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without downloading a new picture, post about gender.
The Soldier guy from TF2 salutes a trans flag with the caption God created America so men could be free to do anything, including becoming women.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*chortle*
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lovely chaotic thread.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post your favorite power rangers/super sentai team. Wrong answers only.
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Baldur's Gate 3 Game Cover Art
Alt: Baldur's Gate 3 Game Cover Art THERE IS NO KARLACH. Who should be the Red Ranger. Shart is yellow, Wyll is Black, Asterion is pink, Lae’zel is green, and Tav is Zordon, I guess.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have to work out what to eat before starting my fast. *sigh*
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I normally don’t give people money on the street. But a kid at the LGS was saying he was really thirsty. I could have told him to drink from the water in the restroom, a thing I have done myself. But I got him a drink because I figured I would do a nice thing. Maybe it’s the Days of Awe.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I DESTROYED this katsu curry today. (But I skipped the tomato in the salad.)
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My bus regularly takes me past the front of Philadelphia’s ICE office that is publicly known. There was a woman pastor out front railing against them. This is also the site where an ICE employee ended his own life after being terminated. I do not like self-termination. Yet ICE must be resisted.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Facebook: Hi, Lain. It looks like you may know this person, (EXACTLY MATCHING NECRONYM). Would you like to add them as a friend? Me: The fuck you say. Also, jumpscare? Really?
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went out to run an errand today in an old pair of shorts I wore years ago. A LONG time ago. They’re actually swimming trunks. If I get a bikini top, THEORETICALLY I COULD GO SWIMMING. The prospect is unnerving, but … it could happen?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had two days off. So when I finished work today, I was so wiped that I dragged myself home and crashed. Sooo beat. Weird.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My foot is injured, but u got yo and did the thing today. I can see progress happening, even though I do most of my workouts at home or as part of my job.
Lain in a teal workout top and black leggings at the gym
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget, they say. How can I forget if you won't let me?
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In 2001 I was working in Handa, Japan. I got home from work and turned on my laptop and got onto MIRC. Everyone told me to turn on the television. I did. And I had a long, terrified night, as flight 93 went down within a few miles of my grandmother’s home. I couldn’t reach her by phone.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
"I think Black people should be able to use the same drinking fountain that white people do as long as it's safe and fair."
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God, I have been working hard, but I need to eat more to get back to the shape I was in in 2024.
Lain two years ago wearing a red and grey sweater and a black skirt.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Marshmelloween. Guns and Roses and Capers
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
Lewis Page
The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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