Reposted by Bill McBeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2025What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to... 8287721110
Reposted by Bill McBeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2024Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being theonion.com/nation-s-wom... 3567601272
Reposted by Bill McBeeTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 05/11/2024this is incredible www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIzsPIrZdcyoutube.comVOTE!! @kamalaharris - YouTubeVOTE!!! 18523214
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024A friend of mine lived out of an RV for several months. He was traveling the country with his wife and dog. 020
Reposted by Bill McBeeDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 04/11/2024My friend gave me this mug… 6790411350
Reposted by Bill McBeeLisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Gen X kids had a lot of adult responsibilities. We even were in charge of keeping New York from running out of water. 0144
Reposted by Bill McBeeSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 03/11/2024No matter what happens, Republicans will be more trusted on the economy, because Americans are brainwashed into thinking the economy suffers when we do good things and benefits from evil. If a politician defunds schools and enables fraud, there's a vague assumption it will "help the economy." 510125
Reposted by Bill McBeeMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/11/2024I was surprised because normally you read an article like this and like ten paragraphs down there's the inevitable reveal that the company was bought by a private equity firm sometime in the last decade. But there's no such paragraph here. No, I had to go to Wikipedia to find that paragraph. 6443751239
Reposted by Bill McBeeSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 02/11/2024and you call this Yuri on Ice despite the fact it is clearly Yaoi 2029681107
Reposted by Bill McBeeLeonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 31/10/2024If you’re ever in New Mexico, make sure you go to Carlsbad Caverns and not Carl’s Bad Caverns because let me tell you, the difference is noticeable 17511
Reposted by Bill McBee𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Cat: [jumps onto my lap] Pet me, human. Me: What’s in it for me? Cat: You get to feel like a supervillain. 633259
Reposted by Bill McBeehammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this 233103221846
Reposted by Bill McBeeLisa @lisasass.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Din with friends & friends-of-friends. One had just been sorting a late relative’s thousands of books & wondered why some were shelved horizontally. Six voices—people who’d just met—in unison, “Those are the ones they hadn’t read!” Turns out, shelving practices make a surprisingly great icebreaker. 0234
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Tag yourself. This year I turned carpal tunnel! www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3gU...youtube.comMiddle Age Love (A Comedy Song by Riki Lindhome)YouTube video by Riki Lindhome 030
Reposted by Bill McBeewint @dril.bsky.social · 22/10/2024you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid 427013651
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Never share a misspelling with a friend with too much time on his hands. 🤦🏻♂️ 040
Reposted by Bill McBeeHannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 16/10/2024You can always tell it’s October when the witch’s cauldron comes out 401624273
Reposted by Bill McBeeThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 20/10/2024I contain multitudes oh wait shit shit shit the multitudes just broke containment I'd start running if I were you 351187176
Reposted by Bill McBeeNiku @nikutsune.bsky.social · 18/10/2024And thus began Kingdom Hearts... #art #kingdomhearts 364025860
Reposted by Bill McBeeBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19/10/2024It’s remarkable how, contra to The Narrative, NYC is significantly safer than basically everywhere 951173259
Reposted by Bill McBeeLucie🐈⬛Catnip @luciecatnip.bsky.social · 18/10/2024#BlackCatFriday #cats 17213
Reposted by Bill McBeeClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 18/10/2024it’s actually SO important to me that Musk knows about this, I need it like air I definitely want him like destroyed and broke and out of power but I reeeeeeally want him to be humiliated a bunch along the way. I do not think these demands are unreasonable @ God 947172
Reposted by Bill McBeeAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 15/10/2024I like Lower Decks because it embraces that Star Trek is stupid. 2445168
Reposted by Bill McBeeMike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 15/10/2024My favorite thing about teaching sexual selection in the fall term: If you see wrapping paper or a holiday card with two bright red cardinals on it: you are celebrating gay cardinals. Males have the bright red color. Females are much more of a dull brown with a bit of red/orange at the beak. 627429
Reposted by Bill McBeeKyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 15/10/2024An interesting element of this story, which matches my experience with creepy high-value family-owned companies, is the entry-level hazing of newly-employed family members, which exists to convince them that they "worked hard" and "worked their way up" because they worked normally for 3-5 years. 26323
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 14/10/2024I still can't get over one of the greatest celebrity stories. I tried to read this aloud once and got choked up. 😭 ❤️ 030
Reposted by Bill McBeecats who share one braincell @catbraincell.bsky.social · 14/10/2024Welp, I'm sold 212720
Reposted by Bill McBeeAngie Stone 🌳 ANTIFA 🌳 Tax the Rich! @angiestone.graysky.social · 13/10/2024GO GREEN @ECOWARRIORSS via Twitter: "Hell they knew back in 1912." 8654173
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2024In Dune, do Mentats have a drinking problem? Because if they're drinking something that stains, why don't they call it a Mentat Moustache? (Which sounds sexual, so... question answered, I guess.) 020
Reposted by Bill McBeeFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/10/2024WAITER: anything to drink ME: i’ll have a coke WAITER & ME AT THE SAME TIME: is pepsi okay ME: jinx you owe me a coke WAITER: but- ME: i don’t make the rules sir 141497180
Reposted by Bill McBeePaul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 11/10/2024[P] I assume this demo model had no windows or ground clearance in order to hide the twenty Fred Flinstones inside it making it move, and to muffle the “boogity-boogity” noises of their feet. 3534
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2024I saw a YouTube interview with a college professor, and he seemed nice and was cracking a lot of jokes. But they were heavy in 1990s references and early Simpsons quotes and I was like Yikes, your students mostly do not get your references and must think you're ancient. I get you though. 👴🏻 010
Reposted by Bill McBeeAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Yuuup. Doug is not making this up. Right now, Mexicans who applied for visas in the F3 category (married adult children of U.S. citizens) in August 2000 — during the Clinton administration — have just become eligible to obtain the immigrant visa they were approved for over two decades earlier. 17826326
Reposted by Bill McBeeCorrin, degenerate LaDS hater @corrinvalentine.bsky.social · 08/10/2024Hot take: everyone compares chapell roan to lady Gaga and while I don’t disagree, I think she shares much more pop culture dna with Cyndi Lauper than Gaga 10557
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2024It's nice, but it reminds me that forty years have passed for too much of it. 👴🏻 I heard an '80s song the other day and realized it was the equivalent of hearing a Big Band song from the '40s back in the 1980s. 010
Reposted by Bill McBeeJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/10/2024JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX? Oh, you mean A Scar Is Born? 26780111
Reposted by Bill McBeeHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 04/10/2024I have a ham and cheese sandwich. The cats are closing in. Closer. I can hear their purrs. One climbs my leg. The other is on the table. A third on the back of my chair. Nearer still. A paw. Two paws. So many paws waving at a single sandwich in a single hand. This may be my final transmission. 1853457
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2024The most appropriate of gifs for this revelation!media.tenor.coma statue of a man holding a sword is being attacked by another man .Alt: Puss 'n' Boots from Shrek getting arrested by an armored man, who then holds up a little baggy of some kind, all shit COPS style. 000
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2024If they raised the minimum wage, We. Were promised. Robots! 🤖 All we ended up with is sometimes using computers to order or pay, with a human still there to do it for us if we needed it. 000
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DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND YOU'LL [then crossed out NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE ] (written in a different colour )-WORK SUPER HARD ALL THE TIME WITH NO SEPARATION OR ANY BOUNDARIES AND ALSO TAKE EVERYTHING EXTREMELY PERSONALLY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5i35s2oxpm7fvtqsui76qq7o/bafkreidbndzrd56xnavdgm53oxzyuamj5bcsjnolsfkbmon6szkfiq4fg4)
